if i ruled the world, today would be international chinese take-out day.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
if i ruled the world, today would be international chinese take-out day.
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If you want your family to leave early, passive aggressively leave on the Family Massacre marathon all day, they'll get the hint.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you want your family to leave early, passive aggressively leave on the Family Massacre marathon all day, they'll get the hint.
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The system isn't broken. It's working as intended.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The system isn't broken. It's working as intended.
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gonna pronounce it ma'am danny
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
gonna pronounce it ma'am danny
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Highly recommend checking out this song by an amazingly sweet and lovely lady
A dreamy lil romantic song, by me
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/hon...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2yejom...
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Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/hon...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2yejom...
Tidal: tidal.com/browse/track...
Honey, Hi by Side Bangs on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:58
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November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Highly recommend checking out this song by an amazingly sweet and lovely lady
do i want a festive pot pie?
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
do i want a festive pot pie?
to the marathon runners,
who hurt you? what are you running from?
who hurt you? what are you running from?
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
to the marathon runners,
who hurt you? what are you running from?
who hurt you? what are you running from?
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Well, well, well. If it isn’t the manufactured void.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the manufactured void.
sundays are for pondering if there are other species on earth as delusional as human beings?
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
sundays are for pondering if there are other species on earth as delusional as human beings?
what the world needs right now is a hallmark channel movie that tackles racism and hoes that collect LABUBUs.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
what the world needs right now is a hallmark channel movie that tackles racism and hoes that collect LABUBUs.
i wasn't indoctrinated growing up. i wasn't raised to go along with things just because others do.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i wasn't indoctrinated growing up. i wasn't raised to go along with things just because others do.
imagine hating me and im just over here trying to figure out how i got to ghetto tiktok.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
imagine hating me and im just over here trying to figure out how i got to ghetto tiktok.
was voted least likely to contribute to society.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
was voted least likely to contribute to society.
nothing gets in the way
of my happiness
because my happiness
doesn't exist
of my happiness
because my happiness
doesn't exist
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
nothing gets in the way
of my happiness
because my happiness
doesn't exist
of my happiness
because my happiness
doesn't exist
nothing makes me happy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
nothing makes me happy.
i just wanna be rich enough to do boring shit alone.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i just wanna be rich enough to do boring shit alone.
nope. we cant be friends if you're not aware of how much of a joke all this is. a scam.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
nope. we cant be friends if you're not aware of how much of a joke all this is. a scam.
typical NPC behavior
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
typical NPC behavior
sometimes i wish i could fit in like others do. but i stop myself because it exhausts me just thinking about the lives others have and all they do just to prove to themselves that they exist.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
sometimes i wish i could fit in like others do. but i stop myself because it exhausts me just thinking about the lives others have and all they do just to prove to themselves that they exist.
i have nothing in common with busy bodies.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i have nothing in common with busy bodies.
fuck hustle culture.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
fuck hustle culture.
just like you imagined
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
just like you imagined