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After the snow, all the hay bales in the fields look like gigantic mini wheats
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
After the snow, all the hay bales in the fields look like gigantic mini wheats
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I’d rather isolate further
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’d rather isolate further
wrong. the greatest tv show of all time is The Twilight Zone.
argue with ya mama, hoe.
argue with ya mama, hoe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
wrong. the greatest tv show of all time is The Twilight Zone.
argue with ya mama, hoe.
argue with ya mama, hoe.
im thankful for not having a family of my own around this time of year.
my brain is not wired for this bullshit.
my brain is not wired for this bullshit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
im thankful for not having a family of my own around this time of year.
my brain is not wired for this bullshit.
my brain is not wired for this bullshit.
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
i think the most interesting conversation can be had with someone that has MC Hammer in their top five of all time list.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i think the most interesting conversation can be had with someone that has MC Hammer in their top five of all time list.
people that believe love is unconditional is a red flag and thats not a conversation they are ready for.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
people that believe love is unconditional is a red flag and thats not a conversation they are ready for.
i'm not afraid of commitment.
i am afraid of committing to a fucked up person.
i am afraid of committing to a fucked up person.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i'm not afraid of commitment.
i am afraid of committing to a fucked up person.
i am afraid of committing to a fucked up person.
black republicans will never not be cringe.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
black republicans will never not be cringe.
Thriller is 43 years old.
time flies.
time flies.
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Thriller is 43 years old.
time flies.
time flies.
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putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
my new thing is for 2026 and beyond is calling people intellectually challenged instead of stupid.
people feel better about themselves when you flat out call them stupid.
people feel better about themselves when you flat out call them stupid.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
my new thing is for 2026 and beyond is calling people intellectually challenged instead of stupid.
people feel better about themselves when you flat out call them stupid.
people feel better about themselves when you flat out call them stupid.
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social media has convinced me im a bot because i dont interact with muthafuckas like my life depended on it 🤷🏾♂️😆
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
social media has convinced me im a bot because i dont interact with muthafuckas like my life depended on it 🤷🏾♂️😆
the
inaccessible
void
inaccessible
void
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the
inaccessible
void
inaccessible
void
they say
life is precious
and i just
laugh and laugh
life is precious
and i just
laugh and laugh
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
they say
life is precious
and i just
laugh and laugh
life is precious
and i just
laugh and laugh
the older i get
the more i realize
none of it matters
as much as i think it did
and im quitting
more and more
everyday
the more i realize
none of it matters
as much as i think it did
and im quitting
more and more
everyday
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the older i get
the more i realize
none of it matters
as much as i think it did
and im quitting
more and more
everyday
the more i realize
none of it matters
as much as i think it did
and im quitting
more and more
everyday
hallmark channel do not give a fuck about how predictable their movies are.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
hallmark channel do not give a fuck about how predictable their movies are.
to everyone i didnt wish a happy thanksgiving *reads from post it note* your phone bill is due on the 22nd.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
to everyone i didnt wish a happy thanksgiving *reads from post it note* your phone bill is due on the 22nd.
the fast and furious movies are thanksgiving movies because they went from being about illegal street racing to being about being thankful for family and friends that frequently have the zoomies with cars.
prove me wrong.
prove me wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
the fast and furious movies are thanksgiving movies because they went from being about illegal street racing to being about being thankful for family and friends that frequently have the zoomies with cars.
prove me wrong.
prove me wrong.
what the world needs right now is retired pornstars starring in hallmark channel Christmas movies.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
what the world needs right now is retired pornstars starring in hallmark channel Christmas movies.
i'm not racist but...i dont date women that dont have a hallmark channel christmas light budget. 🤷🏾♂️
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i'm not racist but...i dont date women that dont have a hallmark channel christmas light budget. 🤷🏾♂️
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The bad results of drinking alcohol that you just outlined are no worse than the potential side effects recited in the last three prescription commercials I just saw.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The bad results of drinking alcohol that you just outlined are no worse than the potential side effects recited in the last three prescription commercials I just saw.
some fragrances make me exhausted.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
some fragrances make me exhausted.