the noyse
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“I’ve got a lot to teach, but even more to learn…” - atmosphere
It’s tough being the coolest softball dad at the park today… but it’s the cross I bear 🤷♂️
July 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s tough being the coolest softball dad at the park today… but it’s the cross I bear 🤷♂️
I try to make every cheeseburger I cook look like Ralph Fiennes’ burger in the movie The Menu…
July 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I try to make every cheeseburger I cook look like Ralph Fiennes’ burger in the movie The Menu…
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all that celebrate… 🎉🎉
a man sitting at a table with a baseball mask on his face
ALT: a man sitting at a table with a baseball mask on his face
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all that celebrate… 🎉🎉
Hey @megaran.com - congrats on the new album, man! It’s incredible. It bums me out that my kids are all grown up now, but I’ll definitely share with my nephews and such.
Dino Stomp is my fave on the album.
Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho.
Well done… amazing work.
Dino Stomp is my fave on the album.
Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho.
Well done… amazing work.
June 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey @megaran.com - congrats on the new album, man! It’s incredible. It bums me out that my kids are all grown up now, but I’ll definitely share with my nephews and such.
Dino Stomp is my fave on the album.
Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho.
Well done… amazing work.
Dino Stomp is my fave on the album.
Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho.
Well done… amazing work.
Justin Willman is amazing. Everything he does never disappoints.
June 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Justin Willman is amazing. Everything he does never disappoints.
My better half received her Master’s Degree in Public Health today from Oregon State 🥹🥹🥹
June 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My better half received her Master’s Degree in Public Health today from Oregon State 🥹🥹🥹
At some point we have to hit a tipping point with this bullshit administration… right?
June 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
At some point we have to hit a tipping point with this bullshit administration… right?
In my uber right now, the driver is trying out his tight 5 min set of comedy on us… he pulled out a microphone and everything. While driving. This is batshit insane
June 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In my uber right now, the driver is trying out his tight 5 min set of comedy on us… he pulled out a microphone and everything. While driving. This is batshit insane
Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight, and I see a couple of pilots just milling about, hanging out by themselves, all alone.
God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.
God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.
June 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight, and I see a couple of pilots just milling about, hanging out by themselves, all alone.
God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.
God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.
I’ve never wanted to jam a chopstick into my my ear as badly as I do right now.
Guy’s new topic:
Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now
Guy’s new topic:
Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now
June 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I’ve never wanted to jam a chopstick into my my ear as badly as I do right now.
Guy’s new topic:
Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now
Guy’s new topic:
Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now
Murmurs of the Best Buy system going down, or at least not working like it should. Uh oh.
June 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Murmurs of the Best Buy system going down, or at least not working like it should. Uh oh.
The guy behind me in line has so far talked about:
- how he makes his own schedule for his job
- how much he travels
- how he shredded his knee playing HS football
- Pokemon card scalpers
- his Costco membership
- not needing his military benefits
- his “buddy”
- did I mention Pokémon scalpers?
- how he makes his own schedule for his job
- how much he travels
- how he shredded his knee playing HS football
- Pokemon card scalpers
- his Costco membership
- not needing his military benefits
- his “buddy”
- did I mention Pokémon scalpers?
June 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The guy behind me in line has so far talked about:
- how he makes his own schedule for his job
- how much he travels
- how he shredded his knee playing HS football
- Pokemon card scalpers
- his Costco membership
- not needing his military benefits
- his “buddy”
- did I mention Pokémon scalpers?
- how he makes his own schedule for his job
- how much he travels
- how he shredded his knee playing HS football
- Pokemon card scalpers
- his Costco membership
- not needing his military benefits
- his “buddy”
- did I mention Pokémon scalpers?
Still in line at Best Buy. Listening to people talk to fill boredom in this line is the exact reason why I’m an introvert. Holy shit, some people just love to hear their own voices.
June 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Still in line at Best Buy. Listening to people talk to fill boredom in this line is the exact reason why I’m an introvert. Holy shit, some people just love to hear their own voices.
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I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.
June 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.
I think Nintendo has another hit on their hands based on these insanely long lines at Best Buy tonight to pick up the Switch 2. Great sign for sure!
June 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think Nintendo has another hit on their hands based on these insanely long lines at Best Buy tonight to pick up the Switch 2. Great sign for sure!
Nathan Fielder is a goddamn psychopath.
May 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Nathan Fielder is a goddamn psychopath.
Half of the haul today. The ponds in the yards about to get a makeover this weekend.
May 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Half of the haul today. The ponds in the yards about to get a makeover this weekend.
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
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Fourteen Thousand.
The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
“I want to save as many as these 14,000 babies as we can in the next 48 hours,” he told the BBC.
UN warns 14,000 babies could die in Gaza in next 48 hours without aid – Israel-Gaza war live
UN’s humanitarian chief says aid lorries, which contain baby food and nutrition, are technically in Gaza but have not reached civilians
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Fourteen Thousand.
The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
sza and kendrick last night in seattle…
May 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
sza and kendrick last night in seattle…
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Could Feature Characters from the Books and Movies
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
bit.ly
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
Pro wrestling is fucking cool. Full stop.
Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘
Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘
May 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Pro wrestling is fucking cool. Full stop.
Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘
Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘
It was a blast, as expected!!
NEW #podcast Episode!
On Second Thought w/Mike & Matt: Ep. 32 - Mushrooms - joined this week by @thenoyse.bsky.social from The Castle Vault podcast
linktr.ee/ostwmm
topics: mushrooms, 4 on the sides & 5 on top, #xbox price increases, Fantasia, tattoos, #GTA6
CC: @deviousmrmatt.bsky.social
On Second Thought w/Mike & Matt: Ep. 32 - Mushrooms - joined this week by @thenoyse.bsky.social from The Castle Vault podcast
linktr.ee/ostwmm
topics: mushrooms, 4 on the sides & 5 on top, #xbox price increases, Fantasia, tattoos, #GTA6
CC: @deviousmrmatt.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
It was a blast, as expected!!
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May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM