Morgan Avery 🍔
@themorgan.bsky.social
Ultra slow ultra runner; Election loser; Eating contest winner; Doting father; Sometime: Podcaster; Filmmaker; Biz starter.
post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
post your warning label
When the editor at large writes 'asterixes' when he means asterisks there's little hope
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When the editor at large writes 'asterixes' when he means asterisks there's little hope
wasp trap joiner core, 90mm pipe with bee escape slots, hollow knight lid, cape, and sword
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
wasp trap joiner core, 90mm pipe with bee escape slots, hollow knight lid, cape, and sword
No spoilers but I was testing wasp trap stuff when I realised that I'd only gone and built an entire modular system and now you can make pretttty pretttttty cool traps
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
No spoilers but I was testing wasp trap stuff when I realised that I'd only gone and built an entire modular system and now you can make pretttty pretttttty cool traps
makes it feel like they're taking the piss tbh
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
makes it feel like they're taking the piss tbh
Leonardo DiCaprio famously lived below the line for years. He's 51 and has a 27 year old girlfriend. No one calls him a pedophile but they do say "hmm dude really". I colour-coded some of his previous relationships according to the rule of thumb, relationships that last eventually go over the line.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio famously lived below the line for years. He's 51 and has a 27 year old girlfriend. No one calls him a pedophile but they do say "hmm dude really". I colour-coded some of his previous relationships according to the rule of thumb, relationships that last eventually go over the line.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
The alarming thing here isn't just that they discovered asbestos in a children's toy. Or even that it's the second time in a week. It's that there's still so much asbestos being snuck into things that they have to routinely test for it
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The alarming thing here isn't just that they discovered asbestos in a children's toy. Or even that it's the second time in a week. It's that there's still so much asbestos being snuck into things that they have to routinely test for it
Prototyping a hornet/wasp trap. Works with any standard soft drink bottle, so you put your bait concoction in a coke (or whatever) bottle and screw this on top. Prints with zero supports. Built in channel for a string/wire to hang it. Quite unoptimised but only uses ~5 metres of filament.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Prototyping a hornet/wasp trap. Works with any standard soft drink bottle, so you put your bait concoction in a coke (or whatever) bottle and screw this on top. Prints with zero supports. Built in channel for a string/wire to hang it. Quite unoptimised but only uses ~5 metres of filament.
Pluribus is so completely not what I was expecting I suggest going in blind. Just try it and see.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pluribus is so completely not what I was expecting I suggest going in blind. Just try it and see.
Offensive bullshit. Some (unnamed) banker "heard" someone had applied to pay for botox. Proof? And another person was in the shit to the point of needing to sell their car but that's used almost as a joke reason? Why the fuck was the person selling their fuckin car, dickhead? Those are the examples?
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Offensive bullshit. Some (unnamed) banker "heard" someone had applied to pay for botox. Proof? And another person was in the shit to the point of needing to sell their car but that's used almost as a joke reason? Why the fuck was the person selling their fuckin car, dickhead? Those are the examples?
ahh i was so close 😅
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
ahh i was so close 😅
I played my own game of will it blend and the answer was nurrr. And when it incredibly did manage to chop some bits off it fired them at high speed out the sides of the jug, dumping the contents all over the bench. It's expensive to be this dumb: AU$150 + shipping for a replacement jug. yayyyy
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I played my own game of will it blend and the answer was nurrr. And when it incredibly did manage to chop some bits off it fired them at high speed out the sides of the jug, dumping the contents all over the bench. It's expensive to be this dumb: AU$150 + shipping for a replacement jug. yayyyy
It doesn't really matter how slow the printer is if you're not in much of a rush.
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It doesn't really matter how slow the printer is if you're not in much of a rush.
The antifa granddad side of my sign is about my English grandfather who served in the 12th Royal Lancers during the war. He was only 15/16 in 1939 and I don't know exactly what he did or when. But the 12th were in North Africa, Italy, etc.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The antifa granddad side of my sign is about my English grandfather who served in the 12th Royal Lancers during the war. He was only 15/16 in 1939 and I don't know exactly what he did or when. But the 12th were in North Africa, Italy, etc.
Those eyes look incredible. Great work.
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Those eyes look incredible. Great work.
Ummm wtf, though? I could understand a kid accidentally swallowing one or two but surely a hundred is intentional... At what point do you just accept that some people will find unexpected new ways to take themselves out of the gene pool no matter what you do?
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ummm wtf, though? I could understand a kid accidentally swallowing one or two but surely a hundred is intentional... At what point do you just accept that some people will find unexpected new ways to take themselves out of the gene pool no matter what you do?
This fucker stung me out of the blue in my front room the other week, but it doesn't look the same does it? I sent him straight to hell. Bastard.
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This fucker stung me out of the blue in my front room the other week, but it doesn't look the same does it? I sent him straight to hell. Bastard.
We got their ass, Foxy
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
We got their ass, Foxy
blood bath for the right around my hood. love to see it.
if you'd let us take everything over you'd have legal weed and a chloe swarbrick presidency.
if you'd let us take everything over you'd have legal weed and a chloe swarbrick presidency.
October 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
blood bath for the right around my hood. love to see it.
if you'd let us take everything over you'd have legal weed and a chloe swarbrick presidency.
if you'd let us take everything over you'd have legal weed and a chloe swarbrick presidency.
Nicola Willis loves talking about how things _could_ be done. Surely we all already know by now that it's absolutely demented to sell basic infrastructure (and if you think our network isn't fundamental infra then think some more) why would we ever want to give control to some other random party?
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Nicola Willis loves talking about how things _could_ be done. Surely we all already know by now that it's absolutely demented to sell basic infrastructure (and if you think our network isn't fundamental infra then think some more) why would we ever want to give control to some other random party?
for a fuckin month. i hope all the dumb fucks who were tricked into opposing three waters pay double. fuck this shit.
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
for a fuckin month. i hope all the dumb fucks who were tricked into opposing three waters pay double. fuck this shit.