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Texas Native calling Florida home. Baker, crafter and poor but enthusiastic gardener. Messy, complicated and imperfect. Unmanageable.. 💙🇺🇸💙
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Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
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Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
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@themagpiesmiles.bsky.social
· May 17
Pre-, Pre-, Pre-, Prepare:
www.ready.gov/hurricanes
www.noaa.gov/hurricane-prep
Know Your Zone (evacuation):
www.floridadisaster.org/knowyourzone/
Heed The Surge (storm surge):
www.nhc.noaa.gov/nationalsurge/
www.ready.gov/hurricanes
www.noaa.gov/hurricane-prep
Know Your Zone (evacuation):
www.floridadisaster.org/knowyourzone/
Heed The Surge (storm surge):
www.nhc.noaa.gov/nationalsurge/
I get a lot of “How to Live With a Narcissist” type ads and articles. Makes me wonder how much listening our phones are actually doing.
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I get a lot of “How to Live With a Narcissist” type ads and articles. Makes me wonder how much listening our phones are actually doing.
Contrary to popular belief we don’t want to see what’s in those files. We do want the perpetrators of the acts to face the consequences.
What is described in those papers isn’t something anyone should want to read or even hear about and knowing all of it
isn’t really necessary or healthy.
What is described in those papers isn’t something anyone should want to read or even hear about and knowing all of it
isn’t really necessary or healthy.
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Contrary to popular belief we don’t want to see what’s in those files. We do want the perpetrators of the acts to face the consequences.
What is described in those papers isn’t something anyone should want to read or even hear about and knowing all of it
isn’t really necessary or healthy.
What is described in those papers isn’t something anyone should want to read or even hear about and knowing all of it
isn’t really necessary or healthy.
The face when you’ve got two loads to swallow.
Three perverts walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "You want a drink or you just here to lower the property value?"
Bartender says, "You want a drink or you just here to lower the property value?"
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The face when you’ve got two loads to swallow.
Democrats that need a message that is pro-something and not just anti-Trump; how about start with prioritizing education and mental health care. Help this era never repeat itself.
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Democrats that need a message that is pro-something and not just anti-Trump; how about start with prioritizing education and mental health care. Help this era never repeat itself.
Good morning
The only time Trent Reznor spoke to the crowd last night was to say he was thinking of two people: David Bowie and David Lynch. Pretty cool moment.
We’re afraid of Americans folks
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Good morning
Bondi is such a cunt
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Bondi is such a cunt
lol at republicans that said the BB halftime was sexually suggestive and inappropriate and then don’t say anything about cheerleaders.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
lol at republicans that said the BB halftime was sexually suggestive and inappropriate and then don’t say anything about cheerleaders.
and creeped out. I can’t even cry at the Budweiser ad because it was so stupid and fake - ugh
The ads sucked this year. Lotta Jesus and AI and aging celebs. Made me feel cranky and old.
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
and creeped out. I can’t even cry at the Budweiser ad because it was so stupid and fake - ugh
I am just now watching the halftime show.
Is that Pedro Pascal back there?
Is that Pedro Pascal back there?
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I am just now watching the halftime show.
Is that Pedro Pascal back there?
Is that Pedro Pascal back there?
Karoline Leavitt was purchased by her husband. She’s another Ghislaine, Melania, (possibly) Bondi.
Though I suspect bondi was just a cute swamp rat that someone scooped out of the muck rather than an actual purchase from a Russian or her dad.
Though I suspect bondi was just a cute swamp rat that someone scooped out of the muck rather than an actual purchase from a Russian or her dad.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Karoline Leavitt was purchased by her husband. She’s another Ghislaine, Melania, (possibly) Bondi.
Though I suspect bondi was just a cute swamp rat that someone scooped out of the muck rather than an actual purchase from a Russian or her dad.
Though I suspect bondi was just a cute swamp rat that someone scooped out of the muck rather than an actual purchase from a Russian or her dad.
Did something right
Watched Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man! and hey, if you built your sense of humor on Mel Brooks movies like I did, you were correct.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Did something right
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If his racism wasn’t a dealbreaker when you voted for him, you’re okay with racism.
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
If his racism wasn’t a dealbreaker when you voted for him, you’re okay with racism.
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Cheney shot an old dude in the face and Vance is still worse.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Cheney shot an old dude in the face and Vance is still worse.
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Admittedly, I see things through orange tinted glasses these days but I gotta wonder if the Guthrie kidnapping isn’t a warning to democracy-loving journalists everywhere.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Admittedly, I see things through orange tinted glasses these days but I gotta wonder if the Guthrie kidnapping isn’t a warning to democracy-loving journalists everywhere.
Ass pennies. Bitcoin is Epstein Ass Pennies
@pkrugman.bsky.social this morning.
Bitcoin's morning so far.
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/is-this-cr...
Bitcoin's morning so far.
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/is-this-cr...
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Ass pennies. Bitcoin is Epstein Ass Pennies
Ahhhh
Valentines Day 💝
Another holiday or milestone where I get to hear the most loving words a man has ever spoken to me:
Do you want me to buy you something?
No, Dear. Your presence is present enough. 🥰
👌
Valentines Day 💝
Another holiday or milestone where I get to hear the most loving words a man has ever spoken to me:
Do you want me to buy you something?
No, Dear. Your presence is present enough. 🥰
👌
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Ahhhh
Valentines Day 💝
Another holiday or milestone where I get to hear the most loving words a man has ever spoken to me:
Do you want me to buy you something?
No, Dear. Your presence is present enough. 🥰
👌
Valentines Day 💝
Another holiday or milestone where I get to hear the most loving words a man has ever spoken to me:
Do you want me to buy you something?
No, Dear. Your presence is present enough. 🥰
👌
Passing gas may be the only honest thing this man has ever done.
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Passing gas may be the only honest thing this man has ever done.
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Not ICE. Proud Boys and Oath Keepers
May 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Not ICE. Proud Boys and Oath Keepers
Ahem …
I don’t want to sound like an alarmist but I have some predictions.
Trump will continue to erode democracy. People die. Protests will escalate. Trump declares martial law. Axis of evil shifts. America, Russia, China wage an undeclared war on the EU.
Trump will continue to erode democracy. People die. Protests will escalate. Trump declares martial law. Axis of evil shifts. America, Russia, China wage an undeclared war on the EU.
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Ahem …
The first sentence of this post is, imo, the administration’s playbook. They know how dumb and greedy he is so they use this to their advantage. He’s the perfect scapegoat.
There's both the dumb Trump angle and the cynical strategy aspect to this. Former is he doesn't understand any of the details and so this tumbles out as his mangled version. The latter is it's deliberately overshooting what they might actually do, to make their actual attacks seem less extreme.
President Trump doubled down on his call for the Republican Party to “nationalize” voting in the U.S., even as the White House tried to walk it back and members of his own party criticized the idea.
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
The first sentence of this post is, imo, the administration’s playbook. They know how dumb and greedy he is so they use this to their advantage. He’s the perfect scapegoat.
Some of my relatives were forced to America from Ireland as a punishment. I feel like I’ve learned their lesson and promise to never do it again.
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Some of my relatives were forced to America from Ireland as a punishment. I feel like I’ve learned their lesson and promise to never do it again.
I finally found my spirit animal.
Mornings are dumb and the people who like them are crazy.
Mornings are dumb and the people who like them are crazy.
See comments for details... 💜🐓
givebutter.com/valHENtine2026
#chicken #rooster #valentine #rescue #starlandsanctuary
givebutter.com/valHENtine2026
#chicken #rooster #valentine #rescue #starlandsanctuary
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I finally found my spirit animal.
Mornings are dumb and the people who like them are crazy.
Mornings are dumb and the people who like them are crazy.
God bless Texas 💙
Professor Al Manac reveals the weather prediction of Bee Cave Bob (Texas' answer to Punxsutawney Phil) this morning:
A few more weeks of winter, in Texas anyway.
Bee Cave is a little town to the west of Austin, TX, named ~1870 for wild bee colonies in nearby limestone caves.
(📷: KVUE)
A few more weeks of winter, in Texas anyway.
Bee Cave is a little town to the west of Austin, TX, named ~1870 for wild bee colonies in nearby limestone caves.
(📷: KVUE)
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
God bless Texas 💙