TheLexikitty
@thelexikitty.bsky.social
Home of Todays Gender. Youtuber and voice actor. Narrator for Emkay. Trans, visually impaired. She/her.
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Me: Why did they change Robotnik to Eggman?
Google: SHAPED LIKE EGG.
Google: SHAPED LIKE EGG.
February 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me: Why did they change Robotnik to Eggman?
Google: SHAPED LIKE EGG.
Google: SHAPED LIKE EGG.
Happy Soup Bowl Sunday or something.
February 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Soup Bowl Sunday or something.
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@thelexikitty.bsky.social Decided to draw you :) Hope your day's awesome
January 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
@thelexikitty.bsky.social Decided to draw you :) Hope your day's awesome
Today's gender is a Kirby Recursion Cascade. Please seek shelter immediately.
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today's gender is a Kirby Recursion Cascade. Please seek shelter immediately.
Today's gender is a construction crew breaking into a perfectly choreographed, OSHA-compliant musical number.
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Today's gender is a construction crew breaking into a perfectly choreographed, OSHA-compliant musical number.
Today’s gender beeps happily at their friends.
January 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Today’s gender beeps happily at their friends.
Today’s gender is sipping a cold can of Surge, wearing glittery perfume, and rifling through a pack of mermaid-themed temporary tattoos.
January 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today’s gender is sipping a cold can of Surge, wearing glittery perfume, and rifling through a pack of mermaid-themed temporary tattoos.
Today’s gender is trains.
January 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today’s gender is trains.
Literally half of what I do here. I’m a self-appointed Bluesky gender factory.
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Literally half of what I do here. I’m a self-appointed Bluesky gender factory.
⚠️ Today’s gender has run out of Human and will now only Cat. Please order a new cartridge to re-enable Human features. ⚠️
January 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
⚠️ Today’s gender has run out of Human and will now only Cat. Please order a new cartridge to re-enable Human features. ⚠️
Today's gender is the sense of relief when you find that thing you thought you left on the plane.
January 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Today's gender is the sense of relief when you find that thing you thought you left on the plane.
Today's gender unhinges their jaw, shoveling mouthfuls of night sky into a skull full of stars. "TASTE THE GALAXY", their eyes scream, as each of their teeth explode into a new, limited-edition flavor of Skittles.
January 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Today's gender unhinges their jaw, shoveling mouthfuls of night sky into a skull full of stars. "TASTE THE GALAXY", their eyes scream, as each of their teeth explode into a new, limited-edition flavor of Skittles.
Today’s gender is finding out the bag of Skittles was not empty.
December 31, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Today’s gender is finding out the bag of Skittles was not empty.
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Here is your Well-Dressed Cheesecake crime boss @thelexikitty.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Here is your Well-Dressed Cheesecake crime boss @thelexikitty.bsky.social
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I drew today's gender
December 30, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I drew today's gender
Today’s gender is a well-dressed cheesecake with a history of organized crime.
December 30, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Today’s gender is a well-dressed cheesecake with a history of organized crime.
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Please let 2025 be the year of all game devs adding text scaling into their games.
December 28, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Please let 2025 be the year of all game devs adding text scaling into their games.
Be still, my heart. I need it.
How good a meal do you think is being served on the LCARS dinnerware set
December 29, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Be still, my heart. I need it.
todays gender had a really long night last night and just wants a nap, ok?
December 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
todays gender had a really long night last night and just wants a nap, ok?
todays gender is bagpipe jazz
I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 21, 2024 at 7:38 PM
todays gender is bagpipe jazz
I would VO this show in a heartbeat.
I still want a no-stress nature documentary. Like, no introduced drama from predation. Attenborough is like “this baby creature is adorable,” and you get to enjoy that three seconds before he says “but this ambulatory mouth is hungry.” NO. Just gimme the cute things and let me be happy they’re here
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I would VO this show in a heartbeat.
todays gender is the softsoap fish. when was the last time you fed yours?
December 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
todays gender is the softsoap fish. when was the last time you fed yours?
Do secret rooms behind bookshelves have to have fire exits? Are they part of home inspections? I need a tape measure and a few Billy bookcases.
December 10, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Do secret rooms behind bookshelves have to have fire exits? Are they part of home inspections? I need a tape measure and a few Billy bookcases.
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Ernst Mach, whose name you know from the Mach numbers (Mach 1, Mach 5 etc) was also a philosopher and artist who was obsessed with sensation, the below is a self portrait of him called "View from the left eye."
December 8, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Ernst Mach, whose name you know from the Mach numbers (Mach 1, Mach 5 etc) was also a philosopher and artist who was obsessed with sensation, the below is a self portrait of him called "View from the left eye."
i listen to all genres of music
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 PM
i listen to all genres of music