The Jorp (he/they)
@thejorp.bsky.social
Math, D&D, other nerd shit. ADHD/autism/probably some other fun stuff. Fart bender.
Jesus fucking Christ, the shameless cruelty of it. Let this kid be a kid.
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, the shameless cruelty of it. Let this kid be a kid.
It's a good idea to double-check.
Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
It's a good idea to double-check.
I can tell my mental health is suffering, because I feel the urge to be an extremely pedantic asshole.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I can tell my mental health is suffering, because I feel the urge to be an extremely pedantic asshole.
Genuine question: Do you support what happened to Anne Frank?
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Genuine question: Do you support what happened to Anne Frank?
CW: Actual murder by your government. Again.
UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:
January 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
CW: Actual murder by your government. Again.
How many fucking times are we going to let this happen?
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
How many fucking times are we going to let this happen?
What we absolutely are NOT going to do is kink shame furries just because the right is seen to be into it. Come the fuck on, y'all.
Uhhhh, what's happening here?
Mar-A-Lago Just Hosted A Bizarre Event With Entertainers In Dog Masks—And The Mockery Was Swift
www.comicsands.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
What we absolutely are NOT going to do is kink shame furries just because the right is seen to be into it. Come the fuck on, y'all.
Being a horny ghost sounds fun. Just consensually haunting the boudoir of the unsatisfied wife of an ICE agent.
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Being a horny ghost sounds fun. Just consensually haunting the boudoir of the unsatisfied wife of an ICE agent.
Having one of those days where my brain won't stop screaming at the inside of my skull.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Having one of those days where my brain won't stop screaming at the inside of my skull.
How can you fight fascism today? 👇
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
How can you fight fascism today? 👇
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
CW: actual murder by your government
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
CW: actual murder by your government
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm the thousand wounds inflicted by capitalism upon the very concept of humanity.
Hello, I'm the thousand wounds inflicted by capitalism upon the very concept of humanity.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
i’m decades of conversion therapy from my fundamentalist shrink parents
i’m decades of conversion therapy from my fundamentalist shrink parents
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
I'm Infected Vocal Chords
I'm Infected Vocal Chords
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm the thousand wounds inflicted by capitalism upon the very concept of humanity.
Hello, I'm the thousand wounds inflicted by capitalism upon the very concept of humanity.
An hour early to work because I allowed for traffic. Guess I'm hanging out in the parking deck for a while.
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
An hour early to work because I allowed for traffic. Guess I'm hanging out in the parking deck for a while.
Shartnado. That is all.
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Shartnado. That is all.
Keep flying, Kringle
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Keep flying, Kringle
Okay, but what about *supportable* thumbs?
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Okay, but what about *supportable* thumbs?
I just want to make music and confusing D&D campaigns. Why do I have to spend so much time learning how to do boring shit that makes money for other people?
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I just want to make music and confusing D&D campaigns. Why do I have to spend so much time learning how to do boring shit that makes money for other people?
What if the "lava" in Bowser's castle is just tomato soup, and Mario is allergic?
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What if the "lava" in Bowser's castle is just tomato soup, and Mario is allergic?
Do you like books? Did you know that @hankgreen.bsky.social wrote two brilliant sci-fi novels that may or may not have just made me cry a little? If your answers were "yes" and "no" respectively, please immediately proceed to wherever you acquire books. Goddamn, this story is beautiful.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do you like books? Did you know that @hankgreen.bsky.social wrote two brilliant sci-fi novels that may or may not have just made me cry a little? If your answers were "yes" and "no" respectively, please immediately proceed to wherever you acquire books. Goddamn, this story is beautiful.
Imagine how it must feel to work at Sandfall right now. Expedition 33 cleaned the fuck up at The Game Awards, and that's their DEBUT game. It shows what is possible when you are passionate about a project.
Tomorrow comes.
Tomorrow comes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine how it must feel to work at Sandfall right now. Expedition 33 cleaned the fuck up at The Game Awards, and that's their DEBUT game. It shows what is possible when you are passionate about a project.
Tomorrow comes.
Tomorrow comes.
I verb nouns. I verb nouns so adverb, it's adjective.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I verb nouns. I verb nouns so adverb, it's adjective.
Reposted by The Jorp (he/they)
Mutual Aid Request
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
Alt: a cat is falling down a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
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October 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mutual Aid Request
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
It would be cool if we stopped treating autism as something that needs a scapegoat. If I thought moms taking Tylenol and vaccines would make their kids autistic, I'd be encouraging them to pop every pill and get every shot to increase their odds of having an interesting child.
September 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It would be cool if we stopped treating autism as something that needs a scapegoat. If I thought moms taking Tylenol and vaccines would make their kids autistic, I'd be encouraging them to pop every pill and get every shot to increase their odds of having an interesting child.