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One of the Millions of Joe Kellys
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I write software for science education. I know lots of computer stuff. Politically left and outspoken. Football (soccer) aficionado: go PTFC & CPFC! Armchair scientist and aviator. I like trains and urbanism. Godless and vegetarian most days. DM=unfollow
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The difference between me and MAGAs is that if key Democrats were in-the-know about Epstein's sex trafficking, I would want them ALL to be prosecuted.

I am not a loyal lap dog to Trump or the Democrats. I don't understand why anyone would remain loyal to pedophilia-enabling criminals.
Strike when the iron is hot, DNC!!!
Democrats best be taking advantage and broadcasting these massive Trump failures to position for midterms and special elections!
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A11Y audit found a problem in my app... I guess the "Irish" and "Scandinavian" buttons work.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What me super fucking angry is that simply because Trump demonized Fauci for NO FUCKING REASON, Fauci has literally had to go into hiding because stupid fucking Caucasian goons couldn’t distinguish fact from what their master told them.

White supremacy is dead because it couldn’t pass the test.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Minnesota FC Loons could’ve easily beaten San Diego if only their kit hadn’t been shat down the front by a seagull that ate a tube of Crest toothpaste.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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i wonder how much of Americans' views on driving vs. transit would change if they had to pay for gas/insurance/etc every time they turned on the engine

"i'm not paying $5 to take the train to work twice a day when i can just drive" is a genuine opinion held by so many people
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Unpopular opinion: expected goals and expected win statistics cheapen the sport of soccer. Yeah, I get it, you're sponsored by DraftKings and you really need to juice up the gamblers before the main event, but could we just not the fuck please. Thanks.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Rummaging through the various "non-domestic" foods options at Costco is hit or miss. For instance, I'm now a huge fan of Taiwanese noodles. And it turns out that "milk cake" -- a tempting sounding affair, in my imagination a bread pudding -- is just mealy cheese sweetened by some kind of syrup 🤦🏻‍♂️👎👎👎👎
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I love the bit in Mr Hulot’s Holiday where the lunch bell goes and the whole beach empties.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Venezuela has got a faltering socialist regime run by an unpopular dictator. AND they've got mad oil reserves.

Any GOPer is continually ruining their trousers day and night at the very thought. It's a coyote in the henhouse kind of irresistible force.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.

Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.

Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If Fox News pivots any harder after Mamdani-Trump meeting, they'll need to replace the pivot. That whole thing is just spinning around and around and around.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
States' Rights should have nothing to do with bodily autonomy.
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'd argue that we need to stop trying to build "artificial" "intelligence" until we understand the nature of human intelligence. Otherwise we'll just spiral around and around without a compass.

By the same token, we could use AI as a tool to understand ourselves... 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The most pure sense of morality is compassion: ain't none of us got success or failure based on the greatness or weakness of our character. Our behavior in this moment is simply the result of a TRILLION factors that happened before we had any say in it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm gobsmacked. This is pure gold. So proud of the younger generations.
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm a white presenting Native American. My family never taught me much about European American culture. There's so much weird shit that I DO NOT understand about it...
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't understand gambling. It seems super stressful to me: here's a bunch of my hard earned money in exchange for a large probability I'm just giving it away for free.

My brain just isn't wired to find that fun in any way, much less exciting. Yet some people will wager their entire fortune.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If Trump rolls out Medicare for All, are we still obliged to press charges when the Epstein files implicate him? E.g no doubt part of the calculus of the Trump-Mamdani meeting is "what's in it for ol' DJT?"
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Crystal Palace 4th place in... NOVEMBER?!?!? Welcome to the Oliver Glasner era! #CPFC #SLAP #COYP
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM