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One of the Millions of Joe Kellys
@thejoekelly.bsky.social
I write software for science education. I know lots of computer stuff. Politically left and outspoken. Football (soccer) aficionado: go PTFC & CPFC! Armchair scientist and aviator. I like trains and urbanism. Godless and vegetarian most days. DM=unfollow
A11Y audit found a problem in my app... I guess the "Irish" and "Scandinavian" buttons work.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Crystal Palace 4th place in... NOVEMBER?!?!? Welcome to the Oliver Glasner era! #CPFC #SLAP #COYP
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I took this picture from the Columbia River Gorge while riding Amtrak from Tri-Cities to Portland.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Someday this war's gonna end...
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Kowtowing to Trump and offering him shiny trinkets works for CEOs of trillion dollar tech companies, too.

But it's a job I wouldn't want to do.
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is an interesting find:
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The geography of the Puget Sound region consists of ridges and troughs in a north-south orientation, hinting at the gigantic, mile-high wall of ice that carved the Sound as it retreated northward at the end of the "last" Ice Age.
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You don't say!!!
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm in the Seattle metro area. Yay.
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🤷🏻‍♂️
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Kenny Loggins ftw after AI generated "King Trump Diarrhea on Americans" video used his song "Danger Zone":
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think my favorite AI UX is "Mother" from the first Alien movie. Simple and direct. Uses a reduced character keyset. Nostalgic NTSC A/R green on black display. And that Boeing beige cockpit styling omg!
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I made the mistake of logging back into Nextdoor. All of the "those Antifa lunatics hare burning down Portland" comments got me a bit steamed so I thought I'd be playful with my name.

Nextdoor is a fabulous place to learn which of your neighbors would've turned in Anne Frank to the nazis, btw.
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Week 4 of the Portland War. I was there today at ground zero witnessing the horrors of antifa. Here are some pictures from the battlefield.
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This was me 17 years ago. I haven't changed in the slightest!
September 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
No criminality. No warfare. No Epstein Files.
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
OMG PORTLAND IS ON FIRE...

on fire with great shopping, brunching, lounging, and enjoying the final warm days of a pretty long and hot summer.
September 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I was just in downtown Portland. Let me tell how WAR RAVAGED the city was today!

We were sitting there, having brunch and there were people out walking around enjoying the last of the summer warmth. OMG the crime that a nice warm day with a big blue sky encourages.

From OHSU earlier today:
September 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Meanwhile, life goes on in “War ravaged Portland”…
September 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
As an old school Palace supporter I’m cherishing this moment… ❤️💙

#CPFC #ftw
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
MAGAs will repeat whatever bullshit their Orange Papa tells them and they will BELIEVE IT 100%
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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