Johnny Sensei
@theinfiniteone.bsky.social
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Johnny Sensei
@theinfiniteone.bsky.social
· Jan 23
when you hot I’m hot,
and when your feet’s cold, mine is sizzlin
and when your feet’s cold, mine is sizzlin
media thread 👇🏾
When people sub me I always know it, I just ignore it because they’re a waste of time and the world finna end
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When people sub me I always know it, I just ignore it because they’re a waste of time and the world finna end
My whole shift I kept thinking “why do I smell apple pie ?? There’s no oven here”
I just put my nose in my shirt
It’s me bro
I smell like apple pie.
I just put my nose in my shirt
It’s me bro
I smell like apple pie.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My whole shift I kept thinking “why do I smell apple pie ?? There’s no oven here”
I just put my nose in my shirt
It’s me bro
I smell like apple pie.
I just put my nose in my shirt
It’s me bro
I smell like apple pie.
I paid all my bills but forgot to buy groceries
I’m screwed
I’m screwed
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I paid all my bills but forgot to buy groceries
I’m screwed
I’m screwed
I’m so tired bro.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m so tired bro.
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i hate getting job rejections after i already got a job. liiiike not me working minding my business and i’m being rejected. crazy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i hate getting job rejections after i already got a job. liiiike not me working minding my business and i’m being rejected. crazy.
Nas and DJ Premier album out in 2 weeks
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nas and DJ Premier album out in 2 weeks
the next Lauryn Hill is coming from Baton Rouge
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the next Lauryn Hill is coming from Baton Rouge
I need to get some styrofoam containers so I’m prepared for my house tour tomorrow !!
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I need to get some styrofoam containers so I’m prepared for my house tour tomorrow !!
Ma’am
Sound like me 🤭
Everyone is sleeping? Good.....Never forget the girl that told me and my homeboy she has enough pussy and throat for both of us
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ma’am
everybody left the office
except for me
except for me
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
everybody left the office
except for me
except for me
My love language is us making music together
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My love language is us making music together
yeah niggas out here liking POOP now
My mom had a friend that JUST recently quit doing phone sex work because the men were just TOO freaked out
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
yeah niggas out here liking POOP now
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Flowers always free at the cemetery fellas. No excuses.
Sending/bringing me flowers if you’re trying to court me is a must.
I talk about them entirely too much.
If we go 30 days and you haven’t done at least that… clipped.
I talk about them entirely too much.
If we go 30 days and you haven’t done at least that… clipped.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Flowers always free at the cemetery fellas. No excuses.
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There’s always a phat butt bisexual at the scene of the crime
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There’s always a phat butt bisexual at the scene of the crime
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This was so good! That spin set it off.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This was so good! That spin set it off.
As a man you gotta have good core strength, loose hips, strong legs and strong arms to reallllly give that mindblowing sex
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As a man you gotta have good core strength, loose hips, strong legs and strong arms to reallllly give that mindblowing sex
I’m horned up now. Great
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m horned up now. Great
Or wrap both hands around her neck firmly and pull her back and forth so she doesn’t have to think about keeping her balance
That’s why you gotta hold her down and/or press her into the mattress…or bend her over something like the arm of a sofa…
But you didn’t hear that from me.
But you didn’t hear that from me.
Plus you can't pound town like you want to in doggy. You end up chasing her across the bed. It's just better positions out there.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Or wrap both hands around her neck firmly and pull her back and forth so she doesn’t have to think about keeping her balance
S/o my nigga Spike Lee !
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
S/o my nigga Spike Lee !
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Relationships are basically just your best friend that you want to spend your entire life with. I have plenty of good friends that I can only take for like a couple hours at a time.
This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Relationships are basically just your best friend that you want to spend your entire life with. I have plenty of good friends that I can only take for like a couple hours at a time.
I just feel like there were other meme options gang
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just feel like there were other meme options gang
?????
Y’all remember the video of her fucking the traffic cone?
Boss walked in on me texting 😔
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
?????
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So we don’t do introductions anymore? Warnings?!
I flinched like the hemorrhoid popped in MY mouth. Shit.
I flinched like the hemorrhoid popped in MY mouth. Shit.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So we don’t do introductions anymore? Warnings?!
I flinched like the hemorrhoid popped in MY mouth. Shit.
I flinched like the hemorrhoid popped in MY mouth. Shit.
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I need people to start journaling again. Bring back writing in your diary at night.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I need people to start journaling again. Bring back writing in your diary at night.