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JV aka the House of Wills
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music criminal. cleveland’s enfant terrible. a gorgeous transsexual. she/her.
thehouseofwills.bandcamp.com
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If your pony’s in heat (like this Beautiful Stallion Woman) you can give it a toy that will keep it busy, for a while. Eventually it’ll want bigger ones, so it’s best to just breed them sooner rather than later🎀🐴🎀

#ponyplay #petplay #transnsfw #ponygirl #BouncedOnMyDSMV1312 #transpony #ponyhooves
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i luv takin a shitt
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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after visiting china, chinatown just became town to me
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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when someone says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie and they think they are being quirky, it is your responsibility to remain stone faced and say “oh cool”. we cannot give in to this type of thing in 2025
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
saw the thumbnail and couldn’t click fast enough as i have watched this one billion times and it never ceases to entertain but the music choice this time around really puts it over the top
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
man you know sully sullenberger hates to see a pidgeotto coming
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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imagine if borat was in metallica. MY WIFE style determines my death style
August 2, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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Metallica in 1984: what if someone killed you
Metallica in 1991: bedtime is scary
Metallica in 2003: my lifestyle determines my deathstyle
November 18, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I’m Atlantic City sober
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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DMX: which is harder ‘I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse’ or ‘there’s blood in the water cuz I fucked an otter’

DMX’s friend: oh man. I wouldn’t use either of those really

DMX: nah, I’m definitely gonna use one of them
April 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
as an abolitionist, i believe we should create a special prison for andy serkis. his lil orange jump suit will be fitted with ping pong balls.
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this is more harmful to animals than factory farming
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
not to be dramatic or anything but, begging the skies for armageddon to rain down swiftly and mercifully upon us all
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
gang gang gang gang gang
Nothing makes feel more like a mare in heat than having my throat filled (hence my pink ribbon 🎀🐴)

I wanna see if I can be a good show pony and take it for longer or with some more thrusting.

Can I get a good filly?

#ponyplay #petplay #transnsfw #nsfwpony #throatfuck #ponygirl #halimedewasright
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i do agree that we need to make this happen. i am too old and afraid of being injured, but i would absolutely direct this.
I’m sure someone has already said this before, but we really need to make a trans jack ass 🏳️‍⚧️🫏🏳️‍⚧️
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
love to be cüte with my precious pony 🐴❤️🐺 @ponygal.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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of course I know her… she’s me!
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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today is the ONLY day you can repost this..
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
kids today don’t know how to deal with emergencies. they don’t dial nine one one. they dial six seven.
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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me after breaking up with a guy named joe
I miss you Joe. America is in a mess. I wake up every day wondering what today? With you Joe I went on with my life. You were not the top story every day.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this is how i fuck and saturday night slam masters is what people call @ponygal.bsky.social and i
SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS
CAPCOM 1994
SEGA GENESIS
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Blasting thick copes
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM