🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992
MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?
This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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Mjolnir Sailor Jupiter commission.
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mjolnir Sailor Jupiter commission.
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Who needs Hyper Beam when you've got Hyper Bis.
Samus sketch.
Samus sketch.
August 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Who needs Hyper Beam when you've got Hyper Bis.
Samus sketch.
Samus sketch.
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Arzette (The Jewel of Faramore) commission.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Arzette (The Jewel of Faramore) commission.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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The fact that AI promoters keep insisting that they shouldn't need to disclose that they're using AI in their "creative" works really helps to hammer down the nail that the actual market that AI companies need to succeed are the artists who don't want AI.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The fact that AI promoters keep insisting that they shouldn't need to disclose that they're using AI in their "creative" works really helps to hammer down the nail that the actual market that AI companies need to succeed are the artists who don't want AI.
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@cdelawalla.bsky.social: “The version of you that I am hearing rn is a little bit different than the version I heard speaking at the MAHA action event…I wanted to give you an opportunity to dissent“
Bhattacharya: *does not dissent*
Bhattacharya: *does not dissent*
We gave Jay Bhattacharya an opportunity to clarify his vaccine stance: does he REALLY believe that the vaccine is worse than the disease? Instead, he launched into a defense of MAHA as the future of scientific inquiry, and never really gave us a straight answer...
@repauchincloss.bsky.social
@repauchincloss.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@cdelawalla.bsky.social: “The version of you that I am hearing rn is a little bit different than the version I heard speaking at the MAHA action event…I wanted to give you an opportunity to dissent“
Bhattacharya: *does not dissent*
Bhattacharya: *does not dissent*
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Sorry I couldn't stop myself
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sorry I couldn't stop myself
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Breeding season has officially begun & I plan to take every last drop you're worth😈
#MonochromeMonday
#bbw #milf #hotmom #submissive #breeding #breedme #cocksleeve #fishnets #nsfw
#MonochromeMonday
#bbw #milf #hotmom #submissive #breeding #breedme #cocksleeve #fishnets #nsfw
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Breeding season has officially begun & I plan to take every last drop you're worth😈
#MonochromeMonday
#bbw #milf #hotmom #submissive #breeding #breedme #cocksleeve #fishnets #nsfw
#MonochromeMonday
#bbw #milf #hotmom #submissive #breeding #breedme #cocksleeve #fishnets #nsfw
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guess who just received her very first sex machine..
huge thank you to the wonderful @sinloli.bsky.social for letting me try out this amazing machine. it’s stable, powerful, and easy to use. i’m already obsessed!
full video of me trying it out is on my onlyfans now <3
#murrsuit #nsfw
huge thank you to the wonderful @sinloli.bsky.social for letting me try out this amazing machine. it’s stable, powerful, and easy to use. i’m already obsessed!
full video of me trying it out is on my onlyfans now <3
#murrsuit #nsfw
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
guess who just received her very first sex machine..
huge thank you to the wonderful @sinloli.bsky.social for letting me try out this amazing machine. it’s stable, powerful, and easy to use. i’m already obsessed!
full video of me trying it out is on my onlyfans now <3
#murrsuit #nsfw
huge thank you to the wonderful @sinloli.bsky.social for letting me try out this amazing machine. it’s stable, powerful, and easy to use. i’m already obsessed!
full video of me trying it out is on my onlyfans now <3
#murrsuit #nsfw
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are you letting me sit on your face?
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
are you letting me sit on your face?
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If you like seeing me on the skyline or in private, please buy me outifits or toys etc... to continue making content for you. I'll even open it nude, on video for you if thats what you'd like.
I'm flexible and open 😘🖤
Also the fuck machine needs funds, it's hungry😏
throne.com/goththicc
I'm flexible and open 😘🖤
Also the fuck machine needs funds, it's hungry😏
throne.com/goththicc
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December 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you like seeing me on the skyline or in private, please buy me outifits or toys etc... to continue making content for you. I'll even open it nude, on video for you if thats what you'd like.
I'm flexible and open 😘🖤
Also the fuck machine needs funds, it's hungry😏
throne.com/goththicc
I'm flexible and open 😘🖤
Also the fuck machine needs funds, it's hungry😏
throne.com/goththicc
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Oh my gawd I just found this barbarian woman photo shoot Katy O'Brian did a few years and again: her. Movie. With battle axe. Now.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh my gawd I just found this barbarian woman photo shoot Katy O'Brian did a few years and again: her. Movie. With battle axe. Now.
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Her *determination* to make you submit is slowly sweeping you off your feet—critical hit!
*Infatuation and butterflies. You take 69 damage!*
*Infatuation and butterflies. You take 69 damage!*
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Her *determination* to make you submit is slowly sweeping you off your feet—critical hit!
*Infatuation and butterflies. You take 69 damage!*
*Infatuation and butterflies. You take 69 damage!*
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The Epstein files release on Friday, keep that in mind.
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Epstein files release on Friday, keep that in mind.
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Another artwork of a beautiful bear!🐻💖
Artwork created for WanderlustHawk!
Artwork created for WanderlustHawk!
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Another artwork of a beautiful bear!🐻💖
Artwork created for WanderlustHawk!
Artwork created for WanderlustHawk!
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A certain mean & green gal is returning this season, and she's here... to help fight against Breast Cancer!
I'll be featured once again in this year's Naughty List!
Come donate to see some unique babes from all corners of the globe and spread some erotic cheer :3
give.bcrf.org/fundraiser/4...
I'll be featured once again in this year's Naughty List!
Come donate to see some unique babes from all corners of the globe and spread some erotic cheer :3
give.bcrf.org/fundraiser/4...
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A certain mean & green gal is returning this season, and she's here... to help fight against Breast Cancer!
I'll be featured once again in this year's Naughty List!
Come donate to see some unique babes from all corners of the globe and spread some erotic cheer :3
give.bcrf.org/fundraiser/4...
I'll be featured once again in this year's Naughty List!
Come donate to see some unique babes from all corners of the globe and spread some erotic cheer :3
give.bcrf.org/fundraiser/4...
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Just in case any journalist or editor reading this is tempted to minimize Trump's Reiner post because it's a "showbiz thing" and "real" stories are happening: No. It's a President thing and a decency thing, and if you don't understand that those things are newsworthy, you are failing in your duties.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just in case any journalist or editor reading this is tempted to minimize Trump's Reiner post because it's a "showbiz thing" and "real" stories are happening: No. It's a President thing and a decency thing, and if you don't understand that those things are newsworthy, you are failing in your duties.
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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After taking over housing and healthcare, private equity is now buying up software used by volunteer fire departments — making it even harder for rural communities to respond to emergencies.
The only winners from private equity's price-gouging spree are wealthy investors.
The only winners from private equity's price-gouging spree are wealthy investors.
Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
After taking over housing and healthcare, private equity is now buying up software used by volunteer fire departments — making it even harder for rural communities to respond to emergencies.
The only winners from private equity's price-gouging spree are wealthy investors.
The only winners from private equity's price-gouging spree are wealthy investors.
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"Slop" is “such an illustrative word,” said Greg Barlow, Merriam-Webster’s president, told the AP ahead of Monday’s announcement. “It’s part of a transformative technology, AI, and it’s something that people have found fascinating, annoying and a little bit ridiculous.” https://to.pbs.org/4oTxgas
Merriam-Webster's word of the year for 2025 is AI 'slop'
"Slop" was first used in the 1700s to mean soft mud, but it evolved more generally to mean something of little value.
to.pbs.org
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Slop" is “such an illustrative word,” said Greg Barlow, Merriam-Webster’s president, told the AP ahead of Monday’s announcement. “It’s part of a transformative technology, AI, and it’s something that people have found fascinating, annoying and a little bit ridiculous.” https://to.pbs.org/4oTxgas
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Good morning weird little people who live in my phone
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Good morning weird little people who live in my phone
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Mike and Stephanie!
Continuing the fingering theme as of late
Continuing the fingering theme as of late
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Mike and Stephanie!
Continuing the fingering theme as of late
Continuing the fingering theme as of late
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Sister Kathryn has her own way of spreading some holiday cheer. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sister Kathryn has her own way of spreading some holiday cheer. ❤️