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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992

MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!

All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age

Age in Bio, or I block

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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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Send me stuff and add some funds to the fuck machine so
I can continue to be a hoe hoe hoe for Christmas and the new year on the skyline and in private to those who deserve it (and pay for it) 😉😈

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December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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sketchpage commish for @zartersus.bsky.social of Rogall giving a gator gal some breedin'!
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Good morning!
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Yeah, everything jiggles
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I am once again asking for help. I still need $845 to make it.

It’s been a rough 17+ days of begging. Someone out there please help me stay housed. 🙏🏼

cashapp: cash.app/$ayudamutua911
gfm: gofund.me/85ebff72c
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/amparodop/goal
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December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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update for the night

$65/$200 food
$0/$500 rent
$0/$200 utilities
$0/$120 phone

hoping tomorrow we can get further in our food goal. boosting during the night is greatly appreciated!!
unfortunately sauce still hasn’t found a job and we are waiting to hear back about food stamps, applications were put in last week.

these are still our needs for Dec!!

even $1/$2/$3 helps!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.

Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Remember, far more cis kids use these same meds (and are even allowed to get surgeries before 18), so banning gender affirming care ONLY for trans kids, and esp deeming it a felony, is blatant discrimination, esp because we know, objectively, that GAC for trans kids is safe and saves lives.
December 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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For my mother's Christmas gift this year, I'm crocheting a wool sweater! The hardest part of the pattern is complete - now I get to make the rest of the body, plus the sleeves!
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Four centrist Republicans broke with Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday and signed onto a Democratic-led petition that will force a House vole on extending for three years an enhanced pandemic-era subsidy that lowers health insurance costs for millions of Americans. https://to.pbs.org/3KXC7JR
Republicans defy Speaker Mike Johnson to force House vote on extending ACA subsidies
Four centrist Republicans have broken with their party's leadership over health care.
www.pbs.org
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Happy #WagonWednesday, gooners, and goonettes!

Like, share, comment, or tribute as able. ♡♡♡

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#BBW
#Ass
#Booty
#BareBum
#Spank
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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2 Page Comic Comm for Penguino on Discord!
Geek Josie Loves to tiny men that cosplay as link!
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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A wild Trina spotted!
Commission for DEADMANNART on X.
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Before Summer ends
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Built to cuddle
September 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Trina Twerk
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Donald Trump declares he's surrounded Venezuela and is imposing a total naval blockade without a congressional authorization, in international law speak, this is an official declaration of war from the United States to Venezuela. Days before the Epstein files release.
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The demand the United States has for Venezuela is to surrender their oil, land, and other resources. So far the US isn't risking an actual land invasion and will seemingly push a blockade and continue its illegal strikes.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The Kremlin relies on oil to prop up its war spending and wait out efforts to achieve a just peace.

Republicans and Democrats have a new bill to change that.

Time to make clear that individuals and companies who help Russia sell oil risk losing access to the financial system.
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I want a present 🙎‍♀️🥺
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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After hours at the ranch

Patreon I Commissions
May 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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It's #TipTuesday and #TittyTuesday!

You know what to do if you wanna see more! ;)

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December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM