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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
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32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992 MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI! All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age Age in Bio, or I block READ PIN
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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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pulling some werewolf-y stuff out of the archives to post for halloween week - here's one I did a few years ago for Kotep
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Eshe posing for you before her next race.
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I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD

Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"

She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away'
Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.
www.rollingstone.com
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My birthday is in 3 days and I want to take birthday content for you 😔
But i can't without a new phone with a working camera. Sigh
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I don't remember whose OC this is but I still like this old commission
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Absolute Batman breaking a white supremacist's arm in the latest comic 🦇
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Hey... the power company just cut my electricity and my family has to pay a $400 bill to reinstate it. Any help with commisions, donations or kofi requests is welcomed.
OPEN FOR COMMS! 5 SLOTS AVAILABLE!
GOING BACK TO 2021 PRICES!
DM me on Discord for more info! [@PulpDirector]
Please Read the Rules!
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In 2 days, Donald Trump will cut off SNAP benefits for more than 3 million New Yorkers. Not because the USDA doesn't have the money, but because he thinks starving people helps him politically.

@reprileyny.bsky.social and I led a letter demanding that Trump reverse course and fund SNAP now.
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Your daily reminder that Trump absolutely can fund SNAP through contingency funds.

He absolutely can prevent 42 million Americans — including 20 million children — from going hungry next month.

He is choosing not to. Don’t let him lie his way out of this.
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Ladies, make the video.

Your belly should be celebrated and worshipped.

Your belly looks hot af.

Here's your proof 😘😈

🌿 this video will only be up TODAY, unless satisfactory tips show up 🌿
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here's today's post: "King Fuckface the First finally gets his crown" — and, as always, We the People get jack shit.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
King Fuckface the First finally gets his crown
and, as always, We the People get jack shit
bit.ly
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Well now, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
There's no doubt Trump will threaten to use a nuclear bomb to threaten people into falling in line and heaping praise on him. There's no doubt he'll use it to nuke a blue state or Venezuela. There's no doubt he'll do this to distract from the Epstein files.
Trump orders Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons 'on an equal basis' with other countries
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to restart tests at a site in Nevada.
www.nbcnews.com
Yep, too bad it wasn't today. Especially since he's demanding nuclear weapon "testing" and he'll probably try to nuke Oregon.
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I've worked like 16 hrs a day for the last 2 days and I am dead tired. I'm headed to sleep, but I'll see you in the morning 🫶🏻

Peep my very Halloween spirit pj's 😍
And imagine what's underneath them 🤭
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"vote blue no matter who, unless they actually want to make things better instead of maintaining the status quo"
Schumer won’t say he’ll vote for the Democratic candidate — primary was 124 days ago
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i was a bit dummy brained when i described glob bits

i’d like to clarify the difference between glob bits, glob mix, and globbussy

glob bits- holes, boobs, booty

glob mix- all of the above + some other videos from my other dropboxes + other pics (body, boobs, booty, etc)

globbussy- holes only
glob bits is hole pics/vids (both holes)

globmix is a lil bit of everything; hole, booty, tiddy, a little shower stuff- basically a sampling of my content! this one is all video clips right now

each dropbox has extras thrown in for surprise though :3
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Heaven and Hell all in one soft package 😌

Yall better thank, spoil, and appreciate @brattyxcooper.com for coming in clutch and sending for me to eat when no one else did
😭

She deserves all the love and has not been being appreciated the way she should be. Go give her some love in all ways
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Just getting off after two very long days. Please feed me so I don't have to cook 🤧
I'll spoil the heck out of the feed. I swear it.