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90% of Climate Gamblers Quit Right Before They Win Big
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Issue 357
November 25, 2025
#ustransportationdepartment #travelers #thanksgiving #holidays #planes #snowstorm #babyboomers #charleskoch #oilindustry #climatechange #globalwarming #crypto #2026midterms #votingbooths
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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COP30 Milliseconds to Midnight
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Issue 356
November 24, 2025
#aibubble #nvidia #stockmarket #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #tatianaschlossberg #rfkjr #jfk #cdc #cancerresearch #hhs #cop30 #climatechange #globalwarming #fossilfuels #bigoil #somalia #rubio #oilindustry
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Orange Creamsicle-flavored Fossil Fuels
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Issue 355
November 21, 2025
#cdc #hhs #autism #vaccines #antivax #rfkjr #borderpatrolpigs #cop30 #cop31 #turkey #oilbarons #oilindustry #fossilfuels #charleskoch #climatechange #globalwarming #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Globally Warms the Cockles of My Heart
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Issue 354
November 20, 2025
#christofascism #infantmortality #tradedeficit #tradewar #tariffs #china #rareminerals #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #globalwarming #climatechange #kaiju #microplastics
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Welcome to Hell on Earth, Please Enjoy Your Stay
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Issue 353
November 19, 2025
#wallstreet #nvidia #stockmarket #marketbubble #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #mortgage #saudiprince #whitehouse #fossilfuels #greenhousegases #cop30 #brazil #indigenousactivists #climatechange
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Seal Scream 6
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Issue 352
November 18, 2025
#christofascism #mcdonald's #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #microplastics #marinelife #biology #environmentalism #deepecology #climatechange #nationalguard #portland
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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What Makes the Green Grow? Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Issue 351
November 17, 2025
#corporategreed #greenwashing #climatechange #environmentalism #deepecology #corporatenews #beavers #biology #science #dhs #ice #noem #bondi #doj
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Corporate media blowing over the epstein emails and no longer reporting on them are the dogs that didn't bark.

Any reporter who says it's uncertain what epstein meant about trump in those emails should be hung from the gibbet when this is all done.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Less than a week after a major release of thousands of epstein emails, many of which pointed directly at pedonald trump as a child rapist, the story has blown over on major corporate media sites. If any of them cared about Democracy or free speech, it would be one of the top stories for years.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Time Makes Drools of Us All
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Issue 350
November 14, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #democrats #congress #maxwell #corporatemedia #auroraborealis #climatechange #hyperpredator #negligence #archaeology
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Certification of Pollution 30
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Issue 349
November 13, 2025
#schumer #democrats #shutdown #mikejohnson #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #ai #geology #criticalminerals #cop30 #climatechange #globalwarming #fossilfuels #greenhousegases
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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"I don't even like dogs, couldn't have been me."

-pedonald trump
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Take Me Down to Lobotomy City
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Issue 348
November 12, 2025
#christofascism #autocracy #fascism #democrats #schumer #fetterman #durbin #healthcare #snap #betrayal #amoc #climatechange #globalwarming #maga #ivermectin #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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♪I’m a Yankee Poodle Urology Doctor♪
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Issue 347
November 11, 2025
#fetterman #durbin #schumer #democrats #acasubsidies #healthcare #snap #shutdown #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #superfundsite #habitatdestruction #huntingseason #environmentalism #veteran'sday
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Let Them Lick Cake
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Issue 346
November 10, 2025
#foodstamps #snap #congress #senate #democrats #republicans #healthcare #shutdown #kaine #fetterman #king #shaheen #masto #durbbin #hassan #rosen #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #deepseamining #climatechange #globalwarming
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Ultra Well Done Steak
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Issue 345
November 7, 2025
#faa #airspace #airtrafficcontrol #shutdown #republicans #mikejohnson #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #california #gerrymandering #amazonrainforest #forestfires #beefindustry #brazil #cuomo #nyc #mamdani #mayor
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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AI Sloppy Top
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Issue 344
November 6, 2025
#dershowitz #suicide #nyc #mayoralrace #cuomo #mamdani #supremecourt #tariffs #nuclearwaste #environmentalremediation #deepecology #aislop #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Sloppy, Slimy SNAP
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Issue 343
November 5, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #snapbenefits #shutdown #healthcare #republicans #nyc #mamdani #cuomo #airspace #trafficcontrollers #climatechange #penguins #globalwarming #antarctica #icesheet #bigoil #fossilfuels
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Ding Dong the Dick is Dead!
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Issue 342
November 4, 2025
#dickcheney #iraqwar #torture #cia #wmd #fossilfuels #oilbarons #oilindustry #climatechange #hell #christofascism
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Oligarchs Roasting On An Open Fire
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Issue 341
November 3, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #vatican #foreverwar #midterms2026 #christianpersecution #worldseries #halloween #christmas #musk #oligarchy #snap #shutdown #healthcare #republicans #extrajudicialkillings
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Come With Me If You Want the Earth to Live
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Issue 340
October 31, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #nulearwar #nucleartest #nuclearweapons #china #tradedeal #soybeans #ai #climatechange #deepecology
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Bleach This, Landlubbers
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Issue 339
October 30, 2025
#federalreserve #jeromepowell #interestrates #fedchair #grift #bitcoin #crypto #atm #icepig #dhs #kristinoem #coralreefs #bleachingevent #icbms #climatechange #globalwarming #macaques #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The Dementia Ward Visits the Zoo
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Issue 338
October 29, 2025
#pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #childrapistdonaldtrump #tigers #elephants #giraffes #dementiatest #alzheimers #senile #senility #aoc #narcissism #mentalillness
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Metamorphic, Sedimentary, Ignoramus
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Issue 337
October 28, 2025
#snap #welfare #healthcare #shutdown #mikejohnson #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #navyaircraft #venezuela #hurricanemelissa #petehegseth #climatechange #globalwarming #earthquakes #heritagefoundation
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Long was the Night, Molten was the Ground
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Issue 336
October 27, 2025
#alaska #drilling #fossilfuels #epa #doe #zeldin #climatechange #globalwarming #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #xijinping #china #tradedeal #tariffs #canada #ontario #reagan #whitehouse #eastwing
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM