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trump won't care as long as he gets his...
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
trump won't care as long as he gets his...
I'm sure he'll care deeply about other people's problems come midterms, for the first time in his life, out of nowhere, for no reason.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm sure he'll care deeply about other people's problems come midterms, for the first time in his life, out of nowhere, for no reason.
Wait until after the crypto scam is pulled off, then we can slaughter whoever!
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Wait until after the crypto scam is pulled off, then we can slaughter whoever!
It may be a very profitable venture for old pedonald...
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It may be a very profitable venture for old pedonald...
Imagine gambling everything else's lives on your own comfort, winning, and thinking you're a good person. At least we can let them know their deaths are celebrated as they're dying...
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Imagine gambling everything else's lives on your own comfort, winning, and thinking you're a good person. At least we can let them know their deaths are celebrated as they're dying...
Makes sense to gamble on the climate when there's no possible payout...
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Makes sense to gamble on the climate when there's no possible payout...
Who the fuck would gamble on the climate? Oh right, baby boomer fucks that are thankfully dying off now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Who the fuck would gamble on the climate? Oh right, baby boomer fucks that are thankfully dying off now.
Capitalism is famous for not stomping on the poor for profit, and always letting accumulated wealth trickle down to help those in need, so I'm sure NPR's article is correct! /s
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Capitalism is famous for not stomping on the poor for profit, and always letting accumulated wealth trickle down to help those in need, so I'm sure NPR's article is correct! /s
Companies famously happy to get less money as long as they help people out, I'm sure we won't see increased prices anywhere else from turkey prices dropping...
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Companies famously happy to get less money as long as they help people out, I'm sure we won't see increased prices anywhere else from turkey prices dropping...
Maybe this snow storm will show us some bittersweet mercy where this fascist regime will not... it's going to be a cold winter
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Maybe this snow storm will show us some bittersweet mercy where this fascist regime will not... it's going to be a cold winter
The reality:
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The reality:
We can pray that more people die so that food goes down! /s
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We can pray that more people die so that food goes down! /s
I second that...
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I second that...
They're manufacturing some pathetic dress code shit to distract from planes falling out of the fucking sky
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They're manufacturing some pathetic dress code shit to distract from planes falling out of the fucking sky
A little respect goes a long way! /s
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A little respect goes a long way! /s
They're actually focusing on the important stuff! Like dress codes on planes... /s
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They're actually focusing on the important stuff! Like dress codes on planes... /s
Dressing respectfully is super duper important, that's why the pedophile in charge was so upset by Zelenskyy's outfit /s
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Dressing respectfully is super duper important, that's why the pedophile in charge was so upset by Zelenskyy's outfit /s
No way to improve air travel, it's already the best...
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No way to improve air travel, it's already the best...
90% of Climate Gamblers Quit Right Before They Win Big
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Issue 357
November 25, 2025
#ustransportationdepartment #travelers #thanksgiving #holidays #planes #snowstorm #babyboomers #charleskoch #oilindustry #climatechange #globalwarming #crypto #2026midterms #votingbooths
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Issue 357
November 25, 2025
#ustransportationdepartment #travelers #thanksgiving #holidays #planes #snowstorm #babyboomers #charleskoch #oilindustry #climatechange #globalwarming #crypto #2026midterms #votingbooths
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
90% of Climate Gamblers Quit Right Before They Win Big
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Issue 357
November 25, 2025
#ustransportationdepartment #travelers #thanksgiving #holidays #planes #snowstorm #babyboomers #charleskoch #oilindustry #climatechange #globalwarming #crypto #2026midterms #votingbooths
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Issue 357
November 25, 2025
#ustransportationdepartment #travelers #thanksgiving #holidays #planes #snowstorm #babyboomers #charleskoch #oilindustry #climatechange #globalwarming #crypto #2026midterms #votingbooths
We can trust child rapist pedonald trump as much as he has geographic knowledge of the places he hates...
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We can trust child rapist pedonald trump as much as he has geographic knowledge of the places he hates...
"Mr. Pedophile, could you identify Somalia on a map for us?"
"Sure thing."
"Sure thing."
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Mr. Pedophile, could you identify Somalia on a map for us?"
"Sure thing."
"Sure thing."
Or become like, a Luigi Mangione... Maybe somewhere in the middle? Torture them?
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Or become like, a Luigi Mangione... Maybe somewhere in the middle? Torture them?
2024 had 1.5°C greater than pre-industrial averages. Oil barons and lobbyists should not leave COP31 with their lives.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
2024 had 1.5°C greater than pre-industrial averages. Oil barons and lobbyists should not leave COP31 with their lives.