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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 14h

A steady diet of McDonald's and high fructose corn syrup has actually coated his vasculature in fats so that his blood slides right on past all of the places plaques would reguarly form...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 14h

pedonald is in Ronald's pocket, chasing the underage dragon

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

Heartbreaking? More like nussy-breaking...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

Those same hands are clawing their way back this spooky season!

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

He'll give us a sign he's watching under us after he's gone. The stirring of leaves in the wind, a seagull stealing your french fry, etc...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

Let's never forget kirk's legacy...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

He is speaking to us from beyond the grave this Halloween season...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

If they would have been willing to pay with larger denominations of bills... maybe the deal would have worked out...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

If they wouldn't have offered to pay in pennies, the deal may have been viable...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

If they would have offered 1/100th of a dollar bill per ton instead, the deal may have been viable... No one wants all those pennies.

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

We need to develop wheelbarrows that can carry that many pennies so deals like these can go through...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

To be fair to DoI, their wheelbarrow's tires could not hold that many pennies...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

The deal may have been viable if the offer were presented in larger bills...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

If they would have been willing to pay in larger bills the deal may have gone through...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

Well what were they supposed to do with all of those pennies?

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

The deal would be solid if they weren't paying in pennies! ...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

hegseth probably already forgot all of these details...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

At least the Secretary of War is competent...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

Don't ask for the details...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

We got the inside scoop...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

This is a good resource, thank you Adam.

I am speculating as to the motivation, for my part...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

At least it's for a good cause...

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The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

pedonald is making deals with Ronald to feed the beast

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

The date will have to be in November, he is indisposed until then...

The Green Hypocrite @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social · 15h

If there was a reason, it would be based on trump's sins.