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The Green Hypocrite

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Wow, 365 days of satire, a whole year's worth. I think I'll reward myself by only posting once a week instead of five days a week, into perpetuity, effective immediately.

I'll be focusing more of my energy on other projects. My daily sardonic ramblings have grown tiresome. One a week is good enough

December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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One Year of Misery
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Issue 365
December 5, 2025
#hegseth #cia #childlock #parentalcontrols #venezuela #wireleak #warcrimes #frankbradley #chainofcommand #killorder #groypers #nickfuentes #whitesupremacists #nazis #putin #ukrainepeacedeal #zelenskyy #epsteinfiles #pedonald

December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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We Don’t Cum in Peace
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Issue 364
December 4, 2025
#cabinetmeeting #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #doodle #dozingoff #congress #hegseth #venezuela #warcrimes #leezeldin #epa #co2 #globalwarming #fossilfuels #climatechange #fogofwar

December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Mad Sow Disease
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Issue 363
December 3, 2025
#karolineleavitt #whitehouse #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #preventativemri #hegseth #venezuela #warcrimes #chainofcommand #ecology #deepecology #climatechange #globalwarming #animalrights

December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Profitable Dirt Farming
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Issue 362
December 2, 2025
#hegseth #venezuelafishermen #cia #warcrimes #illegalorders #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #nationalguard #whitehouseballroom #usda #brookerollins #snapbenefits #vatican #luigimangione #pope

December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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The Carbon Di-tis
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Issue 361
December 1, 2025
#microplastics #pollution #fossilfuelsindustry #bigoil #climatechange #co2sequestration #treecarbon #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #ukrainepeace #netanyahupardon

December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Call-of-the-Void Friday Sale
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Issue 360
November 28, 2025
#blackfriday #sales #consumerism #consumers #capitalism #waste #America #realitytv #labubu #thanksgiving #macy'sparade #climatechange #globalwarming #mosquitoes

November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Thankful for the All-You-Can-Fuck Turkey Buffet
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Issue 359
November 27, 2025
#turkeypardon #thanksgiving #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #foodwaste #consumerism #capitalism #co2storage #climatechange #globalwarming #northsea #georgiaelectioninterference

November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Never Look a Gift Horse Down the Barrel
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Issue 358
November 26, 2025
#kashpatel #newzealand #printedguns #khamenei #iran #fbi #hegseth #markkelly #astronaut #cia #illegalorders #military #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #microplastics #pollution #doge #elonmusk

November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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90% of Climate Gamblers Quit Right Before They Win Big
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Issue 357
November 25, 2025
#ustransportationdepartment #travelers #thanksgiving #holidays #planes #snowstorm #babyboomers #charleskoch #oilindustry #climatechange #globalwarming #crypto #2026midterms #votingbooths

November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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COP30 Milliseconds to Midnight
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Issue 356
November 24, 2025
#aibubble #nvidia #stockmarket #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #tatianaschlossberg #rfkjr #jfk #cdc #cancerresearch #hhs #cop30 #climatechange #globalwarming #fossilfuels #bigoil #somalia #rubio #oilindustry

November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Orange Creamsicle-flavored Fossil Fuels
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Issue 355
November 21, 2025
#cdc #hhs #autism #vaccines #antivax #rfkjr #borderpatrolpigs #cop30 #cop31 #turkey #oilbarons #oilindustry #fossilfuels #charleskoch #climatechange #globalwarming #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump

November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Globally Warms the Cockles of My Heart
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Issue 354
November 20, 2025
#christofascism #infantmortality #tradedeficit #tradewar #tariffs #china #rareminerals #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #globalwarming #climatechange #kaiju #microplastics

November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Welcome to Hell on Earth, Please Enjoy Your Stay
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Issue 353
November 19, 2025
#wallstreet #nvidia #stockmarket #marketbubble #epsteinfiles #pedonaldtrump #mortgage #saudiprince #whitehouse #fossilfuels #greenhousegases #cop30 #brazil #indigenousactivists #climatechange

November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Seal Scream 6
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Issue 352
November 18, 2025
#christofascism #mcdonald's #pedonaldtrump #epsteinfiles #microplastics #marinelife #biology #environmentalism #deepecology #climatechange #nationalguard #portland

November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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What Makes the Green Grow? Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Issue 351
November 17, 2025
#corporategreed #greenwashing #climatechange #environmentalism #deepecology #corporatenews #beavers #biology #science #dhs #ice #noem #bondi #doj

November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Corporate media blowing over the epstein emails and no longer reporting on them are the dogs that didn't bark.

Any reporter who says it's uncertain what epstein meant about trump in those emails should be hung from the gibbet when this is all done.

November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM

The Green Hypocrite

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Less than a week after a major release of thousands of epstein emails, many of which pointed directly at pedonald trump as a child rapist, the story has blown over on major corporate media sites. If any of them cared about Democracy or free speech, it would be one of the top stories for years.

November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM