G-Mann
@thegeemann.bsky.social
Music lover ( #blues #rock #HeavyMetal & #Musicals - yes #musicaltheatre ). Gaming since way back, occasionally political, always sarcastic. mostly to be found loitering in #Wülferhampton.
Oh and dogs rule (no cats).
Oh and dogs rule (no cats).
Pinned
Nine years today since the world's bestest doggo* went for her final walk. 🥲
*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.
*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.
Out loud: "Thank you!" (don't mean it!)
Quietly: FFS (do mean it!)
Quietly: FFS (do mean it!)
Oh you twats.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Out loud: "Thank you!" (don't mean it!)
Quietly: FFS (do mean it!)
Quietly: FFS (do mean it!)
And so it begins!*
*Actually begins tomorrow. Did you not read the rules?
*Actually begins tomorrow. Did you not read the rules?
Can Wulferhamptonians please share
The Time has come for Whamaggedon!!
It's an easy game if you hear Last Christmas by Wham! From the 1st to 24th of December. You are out
Post with #Whamaggedon and say im out
Do not ruin it for others no posting the video on wulferhampton feeds, or an appointment with The Duty Torturer & death
It's an easy game if you hear Last Christmas by Wham! From the 1st to 24th of December. You are out
Post with #Whamaggedon and say im out
Do not ruin it for others no posting the video on wulferhampton feeds, or an appointment with The Duty Torturer & death
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And so it begins!*
*Actually begins tomorrow. Did you not read the rules?
*Actually begins tomorrow. Did you not read the rules?
Nine years today since the world's bestest doggo* went for her final walk. 🥲
*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.
*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nine years today since the world's bestest doggo* went for her final walk. 🥲
*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.
*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.
Hey, @ashashman1.bsky.social any space in the #Wulferhampton Donkey & Unicorn Sanctuary for a little something I spotted*?
*Sorry, not sorry!
*Sorry, not sorry!
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hey, @ashashman1.bsky.social any space in the #Wulferhampton Donkey & Unicorn Sanctuary for a little something I spotted*?
*Sorry, not sorry!
*Sorry, not sorry!
Not the least bit wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not the least bit wrong.
Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social you could be looking for a new job after @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social wins the election. Get you application in early.
So is there a vacancy, the Duke of York? Is there a new ad going up at the job centres? What about the 10,000 men? How will they know when to go to the top of the hill and when to come down again?
National crisis!
National crisis!
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social you could be looking for a new job after @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social wins the election. Get you application in early.
This is not wrong.
I want to read, and then reread, so much easier to skip part the bits I know/don't need (not to mention the filler 'personality' crap) plus I can listen to something more soothing than a patronising know-it-all, or worse, obvious AI voice.
I want to read, and then reread, so much easier to skip part the bits I know/don't need (not to mention the filler 'personality' crap) plus I can listen to something more soothing than a patronising know-it-all, or worse, obvious AI voice.
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
This is not wrong.
I want to read, and then reread, so much easier to skip part the bits I know/don't need (not to mention the filler 'personality' crap) plus I can listen to something more soothing than a patronising know-it-all, or worse, obvious AI voice.
I want to read, and then reread, so much easier to skip part the bits I know/don't need (not to mention the filler 'personality' crap) plus I can listen to something more soothing than a patronising know-it-all, or worse, obvious AI voice.
I see the BBC finally managed to cover the Lib-dem conference yet still made it all about Reform UK Ltd.
Still small steps, I guess in that they didn't use a photo of the frog-faced grifter, this time.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Still small steps, I guess in that they didn't use a photo of the frog-faced grifter, this time.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We'll stop Farage turning UK into Trump's America, says Ed Davey
The Liberal Democrat leader attacks Nigel Farage in a speech to his party's autumn conference.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I see the BBC finally managed to cover the Lib-dem conference yet still made it all about Reform UK Ltd.
Still small steps, I guess in that they didn't use a photo of the frog-faced grifter, this time.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Still small steps, I guess in that they didn't use a photo of the frog-faced grifter, this time.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This.
Every single f-ing word of this.
Every single f-ing word of this.
Conservatives are the ones trying to rewire society to a 1950s idyll that never fucking existed.
Conservatives are the ones wanting to ban vaccines for 'feels'
Conservatives gave the UK Clause 28.
You are censorship, you are snowflakes. THIS IS YOU.
Conservatives are the ones wanting to ban vaccines for 'feels'
Conservatives gave the UK Clause 28.
You are censorship, you are snowflakes. THIS IS YOU.
September 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This.
Every single f-ing word of this.
Every single f-ing word of this.
Yeah, do this?
It's what the orange rapist deserves, facing a strong woman!
It's what the orange rapist deserves, facing a strong woman!
Sack Mandelson and give his job to Angela Rayner.
September 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeah, do this?
It's what the orange rapist deserves, facing a strong woman!
It's what the orange rapist deserves, facing a strong woman!
THIS is who we are. What the UK stands for.
Not painting roundabouts, shouting at hotels, demonising people escaping horrors we can't imagine.
THIS 👇
Not painting roundabouts, shouting at hotels, demonising people escaping horrors we can't imagine.
THIS 👇
September 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
THIS is who we are. What the UK stands for.
Not painting roundabouts, shouting at hotels, demonising people escaping horrors we can't imagine.
THIS 👇
Not painting roundabouts, shouting at hotels, demonising people escaping horrors we can't imagine.
THIS 👇
All hail the Metal God!
Happy birthday to the Metal God!
Rob Halford is 74 today.
Rob Halford is 74 today.
Judas Priest - Victim of Changes
YouTube video by JudasPriestVEVO
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All hail the Metal God!
Reposted by G-Mann
HEADS UP WÜLFERHAMPTON
Change is afoot. Read the ALT text for the full story.
Change is afoot. Read the ALT text for the full story.
August 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
HEADS UP WÜLFERHAMPTON
Change is afoot. Read the ALT text for the full story.
Change is afoot. Read the ALT text for the full story.
Think I've found the new cook so you can reopen the Mead Hall @wulfhelm.bsky.social
✍️ Spammy behaviour
I dream of Spam, sing about Spam, make special Spam breakfasts called “shenzi eggs benedict”. Zuckerberg hates spam – I fry mine in butter
By J 'Masharubu' Strauss
I dream of Spam, sing about Spam, make special Spam breakfasts called “shenzi eggs benedict”. Zuckerberg hates spam – I fry mine in butter
By J 'Masharubu' Strauss
Spammy behaviour
I dream of Spam, sing about Spam, make special Spam breakfasts called “shenzi eggs benedict”. Zuckerberg hates spam – I fry mine in butter
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
August 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Think I've found the new cook so you can reopen the Mead Hall @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Idea for the final election count location? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Today in 1184 Henry VI of Germany was having a strategy meeting when the wooden second storey floor collapsed. Most of the courtiers fell through into the latrine cesspit below the ground floor, where more than 50 drowned in liquid excrement.
July 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Idea for the final election count location? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Hello, I am a person in a film or television drama, I have the phone number of literally everyone, pre-programmed in my phone so I only need to hit a max of two buttons. They, of course, will answer instantly and know who I am in return.
Hello, I am a person in a film or television drama, I know exactly where to find a quote in a book I have never seen before.
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never finish the food on my plate.
July 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hello, I am a person in a film or television drama, I have the phone number of literally everyone, pre-programmed in my phone so I only need to hit a max of two buttons. They, of course, will answer instantly and know who I am in return.
Always the difference between what is promised and what actually happens all the way back to the industrial revolution and before.
July 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Always the difference between what is promised and what actually happens all the way back to the industrial revolution and before.
Let's see a cat being that helpful, or any sort of helpful @catsbearsandme.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Let's see a cat being that helpful, or any sort of helpful @catsbearsandme.bsky.social
G-rating = Meh!
Dinos✔️
Lush scenery✔️
Good cast ✔️in the wrong roles❌
pointless prelude❌
character bios❌
scale/sizing❌
scenes poorly copied from original JP and "Jaws"❌
No one said "we need a bigger boat!"❌
Wanted the family to be eaten❌
You don't need FUCKING MUTANTS.❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
#jurrasicworldrebirth
Dinos✔️
Lush scenery✔️
Good cast ✔️in the wrong roles❌
pointless prelude❌
character bios❌
scale/sizing❌
scenes poorly copied from original JP and "Jaws"❌
No one said "we need a bigger boat!"❌
Wanted the family to be eaten❌
You don't need FUCKING MUTANTS.❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
#jurrasicworldrebirth
July 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
G-rating = Meh!
Dinos✔️
Lush scenery✔️
Good cast ✔️in the wrong roles❌
pointless prelude❌
character bios❌
scale/sizing❌
scenes poorly copied from original JP and "Jaws"❌
No one said "we need a bigger boat!"❌
Wanted the family to be eaten❌
You don't need FUCKING MUTANTS.❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
#jurrasicworldrebirth
Dinos✔️
Lush scenery✔️
Good cast ✔️in the wrong roles❌
pointless prelude❌
character bios❌
scale/sizing❌
scenes poorly copied from original JP and "Jaws"❌
No one said "we need a bigger boat!"❌
Wanted the family to be eaten❌
You don't need FUCKING MUTANTS.❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
#jurrasicworldrebirth
He's not wrong.
"We have a Labour government and it’s no different from a Conservative government in neglecting ordinary people"
- Steve Coogan
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
- Steve Coogan
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Steve Coogan accuses Labour of paving way for Reform UK
Exclusive: Actor says Keir Starmer’s party has caused a ‘derogation of all the principles they were supposed to represent’
www.theguardian.com
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
He's not wrong.
Reposted by G-Mann
"The Member for Clacton demands billions of pounds more in unfunded tax cuts for the very richest"
"... while he marches through the lobbies in the House of Commons to vote against sick pay for the lowest earners."
⚠️Reform are the party of the billionaires, not the people.
"... while he marches through the lobbies in the House of Commons to vote against sick pay for the lowest earners."
⚠️Reform are the party of the billionaires, not the people.
June 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"The Member for Clacton demands billions of pounds more in unfunded tax cuts for the very richest"
"... while he marches through the lobbies in the House of Commons to vote against sick pay for the lowest earners."
⚠️Reform are the party of the billionaires, not the people.
"... while he marches through the lobbies in the House of Commons to vote against sick pay for the lowest earners."
⚠️Reform are the party of the billionaires, not the people.
Yep, did that.
If you are a certain age you will definitely sing it
June 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yep, did that.
Hey, @wulfhelm.bsky.social what about it?
So much better than all the rodents, (and cats) infesting #wulferhampton.
A basket in the corner of the mead hall. I'm sure @dutytorturer.bsky.social has some, erm, 'offcuts' so they're won't be a depletion of the lower tables's spam supply.
PLEASE!
So much better than all the rodents, (and cats) infesting #wulferhampton.
A basket in the corner of the mead hall. I'm sure @dutytorturer.bsky.social has some, erm, 'offcuts' so they're won't be a depletion of the lower tables's spam supply.
PLEASE!
June 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hey, @wulfhelm.bsky.social what about it?
So much better than all the rodents, (and cats) infesting #wulferhampton.
A basket in the corner of the mead hall. I'm sure @dutytorturer.bsky.social has some, erm, 'offcuts' so they're won't be a depletion of the lower tables's spam supply.
PLEASE!
So much better than all the rodents, (and cats) infesting #wulferhampton.
A basket in the corner of the mead hall. I'm sure @dutytorturer.bsky.social has some, erm, 'offcuts' so they're won't be a depletion of the lower tables's spam supply.
PLEASE!
Next available appointment, anywhere near me 30th AUGUST
Hope that's a good sign and lots of other are donating seeing as it's taken me all day to get through, rather than poor organisation, understaffing etc
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hope that's a good sign and lots of other are donating seeing as it's taken me all day to get through, rather than poor organisation, understaffing etc
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
NHS calls for 200,000 new blood donors as supplies run low
The health service issued an
www.bbc.co.uk
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Next available appointment, anywhere near me 30th AUGUST
Hope that's a good sign and lots of other are donating seeing as it's taken me all day to get through, rather than poor organisation, understaffing etc
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hope that's a good sign and lots of other are donating seeing as it's taken me all day to get through, rather than poor organisation, understaffing etc
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Is this one of those pissing* messages.
*possibly "phishing" but that doesn't look right
*possibly "phishing" but that doesn't look right
** Prime Ministerial Announcement **
Please take a moment to update your records with the new official contact details for @bankofmercia.bsky.social
The Bank is open for business as normal.
bsky.app/profile/bank...
Please take a moment to update your records with the new official contact details for @bankofmercia.bsky.social
The Bank is open for business as normal.
bsky.app/profile/bank...
The Bank Of Mercia is open for business as usual and welcomes clients old and new to call in for refreshments and a chat.
May 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Is this one of those pissing* messages.
*possibly "phishing" but that doesn't look right
*possibly "phishing" but that doesn't look right