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G-Mann

@thegeemann.bsky.social

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Music lover ( #blues #rock #HeavyMetal & #Musicals - yes #musicaltheatre ). Gaming since way back, occasionally political, always sarcastic. mostly to be found loitering in #Wülferhampton. Oh and dogs rule (no cats).

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G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · Nov 20

Eight years today since the world's bestest doggo* went for her final walk. 🥲

*Title is applicable to any and every doggo. No cats.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 22m

Who would have thought?

Anyone who's met, or heard of him, I'd imagine.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3h

Chunky?

Why is it chun...

No, wait, probably best not to know.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 2d

Bucketting it down here.

That should keep the juvenile extortionist at home with any luck!

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 2d

Oh "Letter G"

That's almost like I'm getting barked at.

I'll take it. [smug face]

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

But...

....but....

.... squirrel?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

It's NEVER chips.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

We will prepare to be disappointed 😞

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

Odd the charge wasn't eating the bodies, but disposing of them.

Just what did you ask your friends to do?

Allegedly.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 3d

Exhibit C your honour, "how Fluffy got her friends to dispose of the bodies"

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

Not surprised and, quite frankly, you shouldn't be either.

It's why we can't have nice stuff*.

*See Mead Hall menu

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

I suspect one of those is 'life' size, just not sure which?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 4d

So, in other words, not the easy ride they were expecting?

Something those thinking of voting for the grifters and shysters wanting to work (But paid by others) for Reform UK Ltd, might want to keep in mind.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 5d

There's probably a decent payoff/pension involved. (Not from Reform UK Ltd obviously but the taxpayer!)

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 5d

With a coin slot in the top?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 7d

They'll be waiting for Fartage to say she's "nothing to do with him", that they've "never met" and/or "it's a witch hunt".

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 9d

Really the low standard of reporting in the gazette.

Spam is for the lower tables only.

The leapers should be so "lucky".

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 9d

What if you're not sitting on a donkey?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 9d

Why can't it be both?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 9d

You're sure they said "cult", because, you know, what Wulfie normally pronounces it differently?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 10d

Are you suggesting people on this here interweb thingy aren't always who they say they are?

Even In Wulferhampton?

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 11d

I'll hang on for the "(saytime)TV version".

No one should see the bits they'll have edited out.

Plus, it will be so much shorter without Wulfie's potty-mouth commentary.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 11d

Well, it wasn't the weirdest thing that happened when I arrived, but I'm not sure we're allowed to talk about those.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, that's what that was about.

I did wonder.

G-Mann @thegeemann.bsky.social · 11d

In other words, a contraception?