TheGearDude
@thegeardude.bsky.social
He/Him. MTG player who loves nothing more than making the biggest creature on board while delivering mail 5 days a week. 📪
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The Vice President of the United States is a fascist.
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The Vice President of the United States is a fascist.
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"would you still love me if I was a tree"
January 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"would you still love me if I was a tree"
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January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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I think i could watch Jake Paul get knocked out everyday
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think i could watch Jake Paul get knocked out everyday
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
It’s simian Saturday!
I love how sassy they are
I love how sassy they are
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s simian Saturday!
I love how sassy they are
I love how sassy they are
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they're leaking space's nudes 😔😔
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
they're leaking space's nudes 😔😔
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is why representation in games matters
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DoorDash, huh?
Yeah, they're absolute experts at the economy. No notes.
Maybe we can get a report on healthcare next from the GNC.
Yeah, they're absolute experts at the economy. No notes.
Maybe we can get a report on healthcare next from the GNC.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
DoorDash, huh?
Yeah, they're absolute experts at the economy. No notes.
Maybe we can get a report on healthcare next from the GNC.
Yeah, they're absolute experts at the economy. No notes.
Maybe we can get a report on healthcare next from the GNC.
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This is what the bonus sheet could have looked like
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is what the bonus sheet could have looked like
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She craves the hamburger helper.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
She craves the hamburger helper.
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I just heard a 13 year old say "Imma bouta be in the lunch room getting tang on GOD"
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I just heard a 13 year old say "Imma bouta be in the lunch room getting tang on GOD"
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Why don' the Mega Pokemon, who are much larger than the other pokemon, simply not EAT the smaller pokemon, thereby consuming their power?
twitch.tv/bengineering
twitch.tv/bengineering
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ALT: a yellow object with green leaves and a twisted rope around it
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why don' the Mega Pokemon, who are much larger than the other pokemon, simply not EAT the smaller pokemon, thereby consuming their power?
twitch.tv/bengineering
twitch.tv/bengineering
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Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
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It has been brought to my attention that the 7 ft tall Crystal of Truth from The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (2019) is up for auction
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It has been brought to my attention that the 7 ft tall Crystal of Truth from The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (2019) is up for auction
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Hi guys here's your spoiler free summary of the Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc movie!!
:'))
:'))
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hi guys here's your spoiler free summary of the Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc movie!!
:'))
:'))
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Anybody pick up an extra jaws lair they'd part with? 😅
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Anybody pick up an extra jaws lair they'd part with? 😅
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TMNT and Spider-Man? MTG is so NYC coded. NYC cube when?
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
TMNT and Spider-Man? MTG is so NYC coded. NYC cube when?
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IM GONNA WIN THE PRO TOOOOOOUR
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
IM GONNA WIN THE PRO TOOOOOOUR