Carson, Depthshaker Titan
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cmassive13.bsky.social
Carson, Depthshaker Titan
@cmassive13.bsky.social
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dang, you're right. Bad example. Pretend it's Crag Puca, the most annoying person in your school's PTA
if it was just you I wouldn't have tweeted it 😂
Stop letting Kitchen Finks and Beseech the Queen drive the narrative
one more comment about the hybrid mana discussion: stop laser focusing on specific cards. Y'all miss the forest for the trees when you ask which colors should get a(nother) demonic tutor. Use example cards that don't matter in commander, that people don't have a specific agenda about
Lone @infinitokens.com haul for the night, I think it looks pretty good
Speed is categorically part of power but also *only part of it*
If jaws held swords would he hold them like this or like *this*?
That's just Jeremy Allen white doing Jeremy Allen White things
Oh my god don't even get me started on flicker decks 🤣
Overall a grisly choice for what ended up being the last game of the night 😅
I played last night against atraxa superfriends and they did not have a good answer and im like 🫠🫠🫠
Seen too many decks that wanna spin wheels and hold a table hostage
Breaking out the "BUT HOW DO YOU *WIN*" sign leading up to tacoma
Borrowed with enthusiastic permission from Phil
I don't give a cinnamon toast fuck how mark rosewater wants hybrid to work in commander, this card is categorically both red and white at all points before, during, and after a game. You cant just put your thumb over part of a card you don't like
If I got nothing else, I know I can have Joel rolling on the floor laughing
C: An amuse bouche, something to whet the pallet. Hors d’oeuvres - War d'oeuvre even.

@cmassive13.bsky.social is pretty witty and needs more credit.
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Also first strike, wasps usually have deathtouch
Here's some fur baby pics, hope you get better soon Mr B ❤️
Anybody pick up an extra jaws lair they'd part with? 😅