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thegarrett.bsky.social
What the fuck
April 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Cry more
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
thegarrett.bsky.social
I don’t need to see any more robots doing shit
March 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Dad jeans
Dad jeans
Dad jeans
Dad Jeeeeeeaaaaans
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
So this take blows
cockremover.bsky.social Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · Feb 28
some of y'all dont need ssri's, you just need to be a little silly every now and then
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Horseshoes are like Mezuzahs for gentiles
February 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
I was the intimacy coordinator for “It Ends With Us” and my DMs are open
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Deeply funny to me that all the only fans guys hate that ONE guy and can’t stop talking about it.
February 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Severance is based off every time I go to the Eagle
February 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
thegarrett.bsky.social
My first time on a frozen lake and I bought ice skates. Let’s make a metaphor out of that or not!
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
ask not for whom the goat sees
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Someone please call it on the hypermasc, gorp, camo-everywhere culture it is so boring I am begging you please
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
You guys are gay? Huh, so which one is the Lady Gaga - “Abracadabra” Music Video Presented by Mastercard and which one is the Badonka Dunk tank presented by Las Vegas?
February 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Do gay people care about Sabrina carpenter?
February 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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hatsorcerer.bsky.social
“I’m just a silly little guy” and it’s the most vicious little cunt you’ve ever met in your life
February 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
“how is this lowering the price of eggs” as a gotcha is totally empty!! when have they cared about hypocrisy!!! they campaigned on punishing the freaks and they’re doing it!!! shut da fuck up!! how about showing some solidarity instead!!!!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Related: the *obvious* extraterrestrial origins of GAR🐟👽
Map of the asteroid impact that wiped out dinosaurs (should be corrected to 66 million years ago). Graphic by D.A. Kring. Map of the distribution of extant gar species. Credit Solomon David & Ranger Rick Magazine.
January 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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mobute.bsky.social
If you need someone to grease Musk's career for a decade, sell you a book lying and claiming the opposite, then dunk on him by calling him "Elonia" (a GIRL'S name—get it???), MASH that follow button.
thegurglingcod.bsky.social The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · Jan 15
I had not realized she was over here but goddamn it’s as if somebody gave a sentient NPR tote bag the keys to a whole media conglomerate.
January 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Yall see it too, right?
January 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Thought I was doing fun/flirty curly hair for my last day in the Paris office but then my coworker said “eyyyyy Marc zuccerburguh!” Pls kill me
January 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
Rocking back and forth in a dirty corner muttering “The badonka dunk tank sponsored by Las Vegas…”
January 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
I love albums that have intro tracks. Yes bitch set the motherfuckin toneeee
January 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
This is fine dog but he's a republican and he says 'this is DEI'
January 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
this is the party that keeps texting me and asking for money
Due to an unforced error by Democrats, we lost the National Labor Relations Board majority two years earlier than expected. This is a huge setback for the hundreds of thousands of workers across this country organizing for a better contract. Let me explain. 791 t, 2.5K 8.4K ill 2.4M Ro Khanna @RoKhanna • 1d The NLRB is America's leading labor law enforcement agency. In the last 3 years, union petitions have doubled because we have a strong NLRB that supports workers who choose to form unions, ensures that corporations allow free and fair union elections, and protects union workers if Big Business retaliates against them. 12 17 101 1.1K Ill 165K Ro Khanna • @RoKhanna • 1d The term of our previous NLRB Chair, Lauren McFerran, just expired on December 15th. She was eligible for reconfirmation alongside a Republican, who'd be paired with her. This would've secured a 3-2 Democratic majority on the NLRB for the first two years of Trump's second term. @BernieSanders did the right thing. He cleared her nomination on August 6, On the morning of the 11th, Senate Democrats had a chance to move McFarren's nomination vote through - which would've led to a secondary vote to confirm. Senator Vance, Roberts, and Manchin were absent that morning. But we delayed the vote (for what I'm hearing described as "no reason") until Vance and Manchin returned, deadlocking the vote at 49-49. @ 57. 17 218 О 1.2K Ihl 316K 贝 Ro Khanna @RoKhanna • 1d We then failed to get word to Vice President Harris quickly enough to come and deliver the tie-breaking vote. In the 90 minutes that transpired, Senator Manchin returned first, swinging the vote in the other direction and ceding the NLRB to MAGA control two years earlier than necessary. These procedural blunders have massive implications for the American people, who deserve better from their elected officials. American workers deserve an explanation. @ 316. 17729 О 2.9K 贝企 Ro Khanna & @RoKhanna • 1d It will hurt the young folks organizing at Starbucks and the workers organizing at Amazon. It's inexcusable and inexplicable that we did not prioritize confirming the NLRB appointees like we do federal judges and have ceded the Board two years before we needed to.
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
thegarrett.bsky.social
I should call him
December 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM