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It’s all bullsh!t folks, and it’s bad for you. That’s what you have to remember as you go through life in this country—GeorgeCarlin~It’s Bad For Ya (2008)

#Missing #GeorgeCarlin #MoreThanEver
#NoRights #Temporary #Privilege #US1942

m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_FQ...
You Have No Rights | George Carlin | It's Bad for Ya (2008)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
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Damm…
R.I.P. Udo Kier—

www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NG...
Elite Party Scene | Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
YouTube video by Movie Scenes
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November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I’m tryin’, Ringo—I’m tryin’ *real hard* to be the #CharlieBrown.
Open the Charlie Brown doors, Hal.
I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?
A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted
The emergence of Jesse finding out (thanks to a little autumnal intervention) what it feels like to be a redhead.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
What *also*—desperately—needs to not only be said, but *screamed from the rooftops* to those influential people is how critical it is that they pick the *correct fukking side*—so many of them are still kissing the ring.

#Let’sHaveSomeBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

art by JimCarrey
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Today seems as good a day as any to “release” the Epstein Files song. Sorry, couldn’t help myself 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lyrics by yours truly, based on “Edelweiss” by Rogers & Hammerstein (with apologies to “The Sound of Music”)

PS. Gizmo is not impressed

#epstein #epsteinlist #epsteinfiles #epsteinsisland
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This photo made me realize why the pyrite pedophile
recently installed all the fauxking ”gold” in a not~so~untimely manner—

#TheRealMurderer’sRow
#MBS #MoreBullShit from #MisterBoneSaw
#MostBlackheartedSaudi #TheBStandsForBubba
#CrimeRingBlingAin’tNoThing

art/Barry Blitt airmail.news/barry-blitt
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
An overdue <•~§ Michael deAdder §~•> appreciation thread—

The vivid verisimilitudinous vehemency of the astonishing artwork in these criminally cool cartoons is likely enough to get @deadder.bsky.social subpoenaed as a witness…

#Epstein’sEpiphanies
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sarah Kendzior was named by Foreign Policy as one of the “100 people you should be following on Twitter to make sense of global events.”¹

Why do you suppose @jay.bsky.team would choose to censor the Bluesky social media environment by throttling and suspending a vital, pro-democracy voice?
1/
Hey @jay.bsky.team!

Unsuspend @sarahkendzior.bsky.social! Now!

And then, stop throttling her account!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Where is @sarahkendzior.bsky.social? Why has renowned author and scholar, Sarah Kendzior been suspended by Bluesky? Censorship? I don’t buy “false attribution”. Isn’t this site supposed to be better than Twitter?
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
WTF?!?
Why does a search for Sarah Kendzior’s @bsky.app account show that @sarahkenzdzior.bsky.social is suspended?
It had better be #HidingInPlainSight or else Bluesky has som ‘splaining to do…

#Where’sSarah
#Bluesky
#Suspended
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Spectator sport—

art by Jack Ohman @jackohman.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you are a billionaire who owns the biggest social media platform *and* the most advanced A.I. on the planet, then program said A.I. to lie about the most creatively prolific, curative journalist on the planet—you will get your digital derrière handed to you in 200 tweets.

#MuskIsSkum
Seth Abramson on X: "(🧵) THREAD: I'm an Elon Musk biographer. Musk and/or his agents have programmed his AI to make false statements about me that the AI makes no effort to substantiate or correct. So here's a thread of the substantiated claims about Musk that Grok says it can make. Please RETWEET. https://t.co/8M45H0n5eP" / X
(🧵) THREAD: I'm an Elon Musk biographer. Musk and/or his agents have programmed his AI to make false statements about me that the AI makes no effort to substantiate or correct. So here's a thread of the substantiated claims about Musk that Grok says it can make. Please RETWEET. https://t.co/8M45H0n5eP
x.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Dick Cheney was a cruel bureaucrat who made corrupt institutions more abusive. Officials in those institutions then surrendered what was left of their morals to accommodate his evil vision. In time, those institutions became even more corrupt. What politicians say today will be revealing of the rot.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you tried to tell somebody about this fiendishly masterful piece of wonderment, they would look at you like you had electrodes sticking out of your neck…

#FrankenChocoLegoStein
#AmauryGuichon
#Frankenstein’s*Monster*BTdubs
#HappyHalloween
#ToHellWithHershey’s

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pt46...
Gigantic Edible Frankenlego Made 100% of Chocolate!
YouTube video by Amaury Guichon
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November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
No crowns on fauxking billionaire clowns?
A lot more ups with a lot less downs?
Fewer tricks with way more treats,
That doesn’t involve smelling feets?
Fewer candles on your birthday cake?
Keeping democracy?—for everyone’s sake.
More baseball, dogs and protest songs?
Why can’t we all just get along?
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
To be fair—they *were* beautiful letters and they *did* fall in love…
🎶que será, será!

#KimjohnDonaldUnTmurpjong
#HisOtherBrotherFromAnotherMother
#ButIDon’tWantToLiveInNorthKorea
#DemocracyBeforeKimchi
#ABitOfBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

art by Marian Kamensky
humor-kamensky.sk
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
right. the. fukk. on.
Can we have more *po~lice* police the “po~lice”, puh~lease?

Re~post this righteousness right now—

#Fargin’ICE~høles
#AGestapoByAnyOtherNameSmellsJustAsUnconstitutional
#HowToICE

art by Zez Vaz @zezvaz.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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It was supposed to be a metaphor!
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-end-of...
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you’re going to be in the neighborhood of Tulsa, our under~appreciated friend Michael Wright is having a book signing this Friday, October 24th—
Please re~post! ;^]

@michael-wright45.bsky.social

#SupportLocalArtists #Poets #Writers
#Tulsa #MagicCityBooks

magiccitybooks.com/events/38192...
Michael Wright | Magic City Books
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October 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dude really knows how to break the ICE—
This invigorating instructional in intolerance should be taught in schools and run in a loop on all television networks until the ICE is fukking melted…
I like my streets like I like my drinks…neat—with no ICE

#HowToICE
#Fargin’ICE~høles
#JustStop~oTheGestapo
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
One of the nastier things on the inter~webs—ever—wtf?
I can appreciate A.I.’s serendipitous auto~installation of his maniacally intrinsic mask dysfunction, though…
#TruthSocialDisease
The very archival @sarahcpr.bsky.social

“I thought I looked like The Lone Ranger.”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMKg...
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I really hate that cooze #TedCruz.
We must excuse him from the news.
Weird snoot like a herniated hypotenuse,
Deeply brown from you~know~whooz.
Brava, Kat!—for your J’accuse,
Of the sycophantic views his stoopid face spews.
When Cruz Abuse: Round Twos ensues—
We’ll buy you booze and cheer for youse!
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted
<~• NO CROWN FOR A CLOWN •~>

#NoKingsInAmerica #Protest

art by Bill Bramhall @billbramhall.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM