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Yougottabefukkeenkiddingmewiththissh!t—
this shyster’s name literally *starts with scandal*?

Can the case still be reopened/brought by any else?—the armchair attorney in me thinks it seems kind of important not to let this particular one go…

#DeweyCheatem&Howe
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
P.S.
I’m still the loudmouth, conspiracy spewing, sycophantic, christofascist poster child for transphobia I always was…

#MTG #MorallyTenuousGhoul #MakingThousandsGag

art by Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What *also*—desperately—needs to not only be said, but *screamed from the rooftops* to those influential people is how critical it is that they pick the *correct fukking side*—so many are still bending the knee and kissIng the ring.

#Let’sHaveSomeBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

art by Jim Carrey
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Straight to the gallows these two should mosey,
Each pure evil, diabolic, and too damn cozy,
Can someone invent a homicide emoji—
For the collective amnesia ’bout Jamal Khashoggi?

#JamalKhashoggi
#RedrumAndThenSome
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Straight to the gallows those two should mosey,
Each pure evil, diabolic, and too damn cozy,
Can someone invent a homicide emoji—
For the collective amnesia ’bout Jamal Khashoggi?

#JamalKhashoggi
#RedrumAndThenSome
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My services—as always—are free of charge. ;^] But all thanks must go to the inimitable Michael deAdder
The editorial cartoonists unequivocally cover the spectrum for meme material, plus the artwork is beautiful. And @deadder.bsky.social *never* misses.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Straight to the gallows these two should mosey,
Each pure evil, diabolic, and too damn cozy,
Can someone invent a homicide emoji—
For the collective amnesia ’bout Jamal Khashoggi?

#JamalKhashoggi
#RedrumAndThenSome
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This photo made me realize why the pyrite pedophile
recently installed all the fauxking ”gold” in a not~so~untimely manner—

#TheRealMurderer’sRow
#MBS #MoreBullShit from #MisterBoneSaw
#MostBlackheartedSaudi #TheBStandsForBubba
#CrimeRingBlingAin’tNoThing

art/Barry Blitt airmail.news/barry-blitt
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM