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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 15h

Dude—it is we who owe thanks to you…y’know…for *everything*.
You make the inter~webs a better place. :^]

I can’t offer much beyond being eternally grateful, but I have been authorized to give you a pre~Halloween birthday meme!

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 17h

You’re not only blowing all these bodacious bangers out, but you *also* never miss with the most stunningly beautiful, consummately cool, graphics for all of your wonderful creations that I’ve ever seen…
Keep it right up, man!—
#TheRangers

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 17h

@oregonduck4ever.bsky.social—thanks for re~posting Clay’s sitch, Janelle! ;^]

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 17h

You’re the greatest! ;^]

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 19h

#Epstein’sEpiphanies
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

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Clay Jones @claytoonz.bsky.social · Jul 15

Drawn in 30 seconds #Trump #EpsteinClientList #DrawnIn30Seconds

thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 19h

Clay Jones @claytoonz.bsky.social needs our help—

#PizzaRat #GoFundMe

Organizers are Kevin Necessary @knecessary.bsky.social and Jack Ohman @jackohman.bsky.social.

www.gofundme.com/f/clayjones

Donate to Help cartoonist Clay Jones recover from a stroke, organized by Kevin Necessary

Clay Jones is probably the hardest working cartoonist in the biz, if … Kevin Necessary needs your support for Help cartoonist Clay Jones recover from a stroke

www.gofundme.com

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 21h

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 21h

Think that's uncomplimentary?
Try reading his Wiki entry…
He's the captain of endless mistakes,
One of history's luckiest fakes—
Are we sure that he deserves his own day?
He never even set foot in the USA!

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 21h

Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
He had three ships, now he has two!
Through a bunch of nautical accidents,
He claimed lands filled with inhabitants.
Next trip, he'll say he finds Jamaica—
Sure this time that it's in Asia!

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 21h

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean, true…
He wasn't a looker and less of a charmer,
Claimed he'd be the first man to find the Bahamas.
But this isn't even a new frontier—
The Lucayans have been here a thousand years!
Are we sure that he deserves his very own day?
Asia's still half a world away!

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 21h

He's cruel, he rules through thuggery...
Yet he's praised for the New World's discovery—
Are we sure that he deserves his own day?
We'd have found this stuff anyway!

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 21h

Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay!

#StopWhitewashingOurHistory

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue!
Oh yeah!
He had three ships, he sailed from Spain,
A first rate hat 'top a second rate brain,
He sailed by night, he sailed by day—
Will somebody tell him he sailed the wrong way?

Christopher Columbus Song (Animaniacs Reboot Season 2)

YouTube video by Lewis

m.youtube.com

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 1d

<• A Brief PSA on Sneaky Bastages from Roman Moroni •>

You lousy cork~suckers—you have violated our fargin’ rights. Dis sonamunbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like us could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin’ ICE~høles like yourselves.

#ICE~høles

thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 1d

So many!—
Don’t get me started on Weirdy Allen but Keaton was irreplaceable in Love and Death, Sleeper, Annie Hall, Manhattan…Looking for Mr. Goodbar is iconic…the embattled Kay Corleone…or Diane as the joyfully uninhibited mastermind in the totally watchable popcorn~movie, Mad Money!

#DianeKeaton💔

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 1d

Hmm…not sure where you’re getting that?—

#ThisIsAMultiNationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

art by @anntelnaes.bsky.social

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 2d

Befriend the thread 🧵—all eighty~five thousand of us would read them… :^}

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 3d

‘k!

thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 3d

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 3d

What the twisted fukk is funny about seeing people “freak out”?—over *anything*?
I’d give *your* right arm just to have one fukking day in this insipid fukking timeline that didn’t include *anything* for *anyone* to freak out about—wouldn’t you?
How the fukk have you not had enough of all this sh!t?

thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 3d

What the twisted fukk is funny about seeing people “freak out”?—over *anything*?
I’d give *your* right arm just to have one fukking day in this insipid fukking timeline that didn’t include *anything* for *anyone* to freak out about—wouldn’t you?
How the fukk have you not had enough of all this sh!t?

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 6d

Parsimony predicates that they’re eating the immigrants of the people that live there.

thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 6d

(in Kramer’s Mr. Moviefone voice *affected*)—
Why don’t you just *tell* me what you wanted to know about #MerrickGarland’s complicity?…

#ThisIsAMultiNationalCrimeSydicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

Follow @sarahkendzior.bsky.social—she has the answers you seek.

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brooklyn909.bsky.social @brooklyn909.bsky.social · 6d

Why didn't Merrick Garland prosecute these traitors?

thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 6d

(in Kramer’s Mr. Moviefone voice *affected*)—
Why don’t you just tell me what you wanted to know about #MerrickGarland’s complicity?…

#ThisIsAMultiNationalCrimeSydicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

Follow @sarahkendzior.bsky.social, she has the answers you seek.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 12d

Here yall go: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/servants-o...

Servants of the Mafia State

Merrick Garland, Jamie Gorelick, and the truth

sarahkendzior.substack.com

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 7d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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From Create Mode
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 6d

<• A Brief PSA on Sneaky Bastages from Roman Moroni •>

You lousy cork~suckers—you have violated our fargin’ rights. Dis sonamunbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like us could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin’ iceholes like yourselves.

#ICE~høles

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social · 8d

No nazi.
No nazi.
You’re the nazi.—
~> art by Glen Le Lievre @lelievre.bsky.social

#ScornUnderABadSign #PosterizedFascistLies
#NoShuckAndJiveAmendment25
#BarbarousBirdsOfAFeatherBlockDemocracyTogether
#SmittenImages #ASignOfTheCrimes
#APlentySwiftBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment
#NoNazisMeinSchatzi