TheDancingPanda
@thedancingpanda.bsky.social
Former retro games guy, now doing more general comedy and also editing in the movie biz.
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the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.
every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray
they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray
they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.
every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray
they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray
they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
Coworking at the Costco food court is MENSA mode
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Coworking at the Costco food court is MENSA mode
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social the deli near me has officially been Big Dom pilled
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social the deli near me has officially been Big Dom pilled
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A good use of AI would be using 77,000 gallons of water to create a video of Tua Tagovailoa completing a pass of beyond ten yards.
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A good use of AI would be using 77,000 gallons of water to create a video of Tua Tagovailoa completing a pass of beyond ten yards.
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As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...
Bro let Walker run it in!!!
September 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bro let Walker run it in!!!
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
@dannybkelly.bsky.social ok so, theoretically, how many games would Darnold need to lose (where it’s clear the offense is what is making them lose) to start Milroe?
September 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social ok so, theoretically, how many games would Darnold need to lose (where it’s clear the offense is what is making them lose) to start Milroe?
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lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.
You can start getting ready for CBS News guided by Bari Weiss of the Free Press. This is from Dylan Byers. [Paywall likely]
"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.
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Statement tonight from Alan Garber, 31st president of Harvard.
Good for him. Good for Harvard. Good for standing up to defend "core values of American higher education."
And (again) what about all those "Harvard about to cave" stories?
Main point: Worth reading what Garber says.
Good for him. Good for Harvard. Good for standing up to defend "core values of American higher education."
And (again) what about all those "Harvard about to cave" stories?
Main point: Worth reading what Garber says.
September 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Statement tonight from Alan Garber, 31st president of Harvard.
Good for him. Good for Harvard. Good for standing up to defend "core values of American higher education."
And (again) what about all those "Harvard about to cave" stories?
Main point: Worth reading what Garber says.
Good for him. Good for Harvard. Good for standing up to defend "core values of American higher education."
And (again) what about all those "Harvard about to cave" stories?
Main point: Worth reading what Garber says.
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"Organizations fail young QBs before young QBs fail organizations."
What led Kevin O'Connell to say this?
And why do so many around the NFL agree?
I spent 4 months asking Hall of Famers, No. 1 picks, busts, coaches + execs why teams keep breaking young QBs:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
What led Kevin O'Connell to say this?
And why do so many around the NFL agree?
I spent 4 months asking Hall of Famers, No. 1 picks, busts, coaches + execs why teams keep breaking young QBs:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
The bust files: How NFL teams break young quarterbacks
Finding a franchise quarterback remains job No. 1 for anyone in charge of an NFL roster, so why do they keep screwing it up?
www.nytimes.com
September 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"Organizations fail young QBs before young QBs fail organizations."
What led Kevin O'Connell to say this?
And why do so many around the NFL agree?
I spent 4 months asking Hall of Famers, No. 1 picks, busts, coaches + execs why teams keep breaking young QBs:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
What led Kevin O'Connell to say this?
And why do so many around the NFL agree?
I spent 4 months asking Hall of Famers, No. 1 picks, busts, coaches + execs why teams keep breaking young QBs:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
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They Might Be Giants KEXP set!!
They Might Be Giants - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
www.youtube.com
August 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They Might Be Giants KEXP set!!
If you’re a vet, this has gotta make your blood boil, right?
Ashli Babbitt, the Jan. 6 rioter killed while storming the Capitol, will now receive a funeral with military honors
Jan. 6 Rioter Ashli Babbitt Was Killed Storming The Capitol. She Will Now Receive Military Funeral Honors.
The Babbitt family also received a settlement of $5 million earlier this year.
www.huffpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you’re a vet, this has gotta make your blood boil, right?
hell yes
Kellen Moore:”Spencer Rattler is our starting quarterback.”
August 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hell yes
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The tragedy of “stomp clap hey”: defector.com/the-tragedy-...
The Tragedy Of “Stomp Clap Hey” | Defector
In 1971, the great rock critic Lester Bangs tried to imagine a time when the music of the recent past would seem alien. Projecting himself into the old age he would never reach, he pictured his…
defector.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The tragedy of “stomp clap hey”: defector.com/the-tragedy-...
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One thing to note about this is that it was apparently a double-tap strike: Israel killed one journalist (among others) in the first strike, waited a few minutes, and then carried out a second strike that killed first-responders and other journalists. www.reuters.com/world/middle...
Israel hits Gaza hospital, killing at least 15 people, including journalists
Israeli strikes on Nasser Hospital in Gaza on Monday killed at least 15 people, including three journalists, one of whom worked for Reuters, Palestinian health officials said.
www.reuters.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
One thing to note about this is that it was apparently a double-tap strike: Israel killed one journalist (among others) in the first strike, waited a few minutes, and then carried out a second strike that killed first-responders and other journalists. www.reuters.com/world/middle...
Genuinely the greatest city on the planet. Was just asked to host a Q&A at noon tomorrow with some students where I will be given prosecco to drink through the whole talk.
I’m in New Orleans. Life is good.
August 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Genuinely the greatest city on the planet. Was just asked to host a Q&A at noon tomorrow with some students where I will be given prosecco to drink through the whole talk.
I’m in New Orleans. Life is good.
August 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m in New Orleans. Life is good.
Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche) - Original Version
98º · Revelation · Song · 2000
open.spotify.com
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Stripe crossed a line now.
Call up whatever local LGBT organizations exist in your area, gay activist groups, gay bars, pride organizing committees, folks who schedule drag shows, queer church groups, everyone.
Also libraries and bookstores.
Show up in person to talk to any business using Stripe.
Call up whatever local LGBT organizations exist in your area, gay activist groups, gay bars, pride organizing committees, folks who schedule drag shows, queer church groups, everyone.
Also libraries and bookstores.
Show up in person to talk to any business using Stripe.
Same during my call- the wording I used was “non-explicit, legal, non-adult LGBT content”, and I got back the response that “yes, stripe is blocking this. We’re a private company, we make our own rules about it.” Was hung up on when I asked why.
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Stripe crossed a line now.
Call up whatever local LGBT organizations exist in your area, gay activist groups, gay bars, pride organizing committees, folks who schedule drag shows, queer church groups, everyone.
Also libraries and bookstores.
Show up in person to talk to any business using Stripe.
Call up whatever local LGBT organizations exist in your area, gay activist groups, gay bars, pride organizing committees, folks who schedule drag shows, queer church groups, everyone.
Also libraries and bookstores.
Show up in person to talk to any business using Stripe.
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Just imagine if *every* campaign behaved like this... helping the community as part of the campaign.
Even the losing campaigns would still be a benefit to the local community.
Even the losing campaigns would still be a benefit to the local community.
This Sunday, my campaign is partnering with the community for back to school season! Drop by the Fleetwood-Jourdain Center from 1-4.
We’re giving out 500 backpacks full of supplies, sponsoring haircuts at Reese’s Barber Studio, and providing food from Hecky’s Barbecue and Claire’s Korner.
We’re giving out 500 backpacks full of supplies, sponsoring haircuts at Reese’s Barber Studio, and providing food from Hecky’s Barbecue and Claire’s Korner.
August 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just imagine if *every* campaign behaved like this... helping the community as part of the campaign.
Even the losing campaigns would still be a benefit to the local community.
Even the losing campaigns would still be a benefit to the local community.
@nathanjrobinson.bsky.social Hey I’m coming to visit New Orleans next week. Can I do a photoshoot with you?
August 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@nathanjrobinson.bsky.social Hey I’m coming to visit New Orleans next week. Can I do a photoshoot with you?
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Reminder: Seeing evidence that the pushback is working is not a reason to step back and declare victory, it's a reason to ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ!
nice vid kinda summing up the past 2-3 weeks wrt #SaveSpeech and payment processors
Valve Was Forced To Censor Games, Now They've Outed Mastercard
YouTube video by Bellular News
www.youtube.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Reminder: Seeing evidence that the pushback is working is not a reason to step back and declare victory, it's a reason to ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ!
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What do YOU know about eels?!
@wowthanks.bsky.social asked some Indy Hall members and also our buddy Clear, who works next door.
One thing's for certain: You need more eel facts.
Get 'em at EelFacts.Net
#EelReels
@wowthanks.bsky.social asked some Indy Hall members and also our buddy Clear, who works next door.
One thing's for certain: You need more eel facts.
Get 'em at EelFacts.Net
#EelReels
August 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What do YOU know about eels?!
@wowthanks.bsky.social asked some Indy Hall members and also our buddy Clear, who works next door.
One thing's for certain: You need more eel facts.
Get 'em at EelFacts.Net
#EelReels
@wowthanks.bsky.social asked some Indy Hall members and also our buddy Clear, who works next door.
One thing's for certain: You need more eel facts.
Get 'em at EelFacts.Net
#EelReels
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The Israeli military just killed him.
(Look at the photo caption)
(Look at the photo caption)
August 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Israeli military just killed him.
(Look at the photo caption)
(Look at the photo caption)