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#QuackWatch
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#QuackWatch
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The account of @u24.gov.ua seems to be suspended for some reason.
That’s very unfortunate and unexpected.
Does anyone know something about it?
That’s very unfortunate and unexpected.
Does anyone know something about it?
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The account of @u24.gov.ua seems to be suspended for some reason.
That’s very unfortunate and unexpected.
Does anyone know something about it?
That’s very unfortunate and unexpected.
Does anyone know something about it?
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The Five Doctors ReReboot ❓🤭
🥳 Best Sunday in my Life 🥳
#PeterDavision
@oldsixie.bsky.social
@4sylvestermccoy.bsky.social
#PaulMcGann
#HappyWhoYear2026
#TheLights
#Andover
#DoctorWho
#DrWho
🥳 Best Sunday in my Life 🥳
#PeterDavision
@oldsixie.bsky.social
@4sylvestermccoy.bsky.social
#PaulMcGann
#HappyWhoYear2026
#TheLights
#Andover
#DoctorWho
#DrWho
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The Five Doctors ReReboot ❓🤭
🥳 Best Sunday in my Life 🥳
#PeterDavision
@oldsixie.bsky.social
@4sylvestermccoy.bsky.social
#PaulMcGann
#HappyWhoYear2026
#TheLights
#Andover
#DoctorWho
#DrWho
🥳 Best Sunday in my Life 🥳
#PeterDavision
@oldsixie.bsky.social
@4sylvestermccoy.bsky.social
#PaulMcGann
#HappyWhoYear2026
#TheLights
#Andover
#DoctorWho
#DrWho
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January 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Julia HB has some er... fairly distinguished company there
Nigel Farage is trying to frame the Grok Porn issue and Musks lies about grooming gangs on X as an issue of free speech.
Could it be that he wants to defend his own position as being one of the top spreaders of misinformation and lies on X ⁉️
Could it be that he wants to defend his own position as being one of the top spreaders of misinformation and lies on X ⁉️
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Julia HB has some er... fairly distinguished company there
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People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
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Why Keir Starmer has gone to war with Elon Musk
No 10 rejects the techno-libertarian worldview and knows the public is on its side
📫 Today’s Morning Call, with @georgeeaton.bsky.social
No 10 rejects the techno-libertarian worldview and knows the public is on its side
📫 Today’s Morning Call, with @georgeeaton.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Why Keir Starmer has gone to war with Elon Musk
No 10 rejects the techno-libertarian worldview and knows the public is on its side
📫 Today’s Morning Call, with @georgeeaton.bsky.social
No 10 rejects the techno-libertarian worldview and knows the public is on its side
📫 Today’s Morning Call, with @georgeeaton.bsky.social
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Donald Trump has reportedly instructed the bosses of the special forces to write up plans for a US invasion of Greenland, as tensions and fears heighten.
Donald Trump 'draws up Greenland invasion plot' after Venezuela kidnap success
www.mirror.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Donald Trump has reportedly instructed the bosses of the special forces to write up plans for a US invasion of Greenland, as tensions and fears heighten.
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The threat to shut X in the UK is a threat to the whole far right ecosystem.
They're going to throw everything at stopping it because they know it would cause them almost irreparable damage.
That's not the case for more moderate voices on left and right who have choices..
They're going to throw everything at stopping it because they know it would cause them almost irreparable damage.
That's not the case for more moderate voices on left and right who have choices..
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The threat to shut X in the UK is a threat to the whole far right ecosystem.
They're going to throw everything at stopping it because they know it would cause them almost irreparable damage.
That's not the case for more moderate voices on left and right who have choices..
They're going to throw everything at stopping it because they know it would cause them almost irreparable damage.
That's not the case for more moderate voices on left and right who have choices..
“Cuadrilla gave Lancashire County Council seven days’ formal notice on February 20 that decommissioning work is due to start. The works are due to begin imminently and are expected to take around six weeks.”
drillordrop.com/2025/02/27/p...
#FrackingCausesEarthquakes #Fracking #UnitedKingdom
drillordrop.com/2025/02/27/p...
#FrackingCausesEarthquakes #Fracking #UnitedKingdom
Plugging of fracked wells – start imminent
Key equipment was installed today to decommission Cuadrilla’s fracked shale gas wells and work is expected to start imminently.
drillordrop.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
“Cuadrilla gave Lancashire County Council seven days’ formal notice on February 20 that decommissioning work is due to start. The works are due to begin imminently and are expected to take around six weeks.”
drillordrop.com/2025/02/27/p...
#FrackingCausesEarthquakes #Fracking #UnitedKingdom
drillordrop.com/2025/02/27/p...
#FrackingCausesEarthquakes #Fracking #UnitedKingdom
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Congratulations to Reform on having been more successful than any other party at finding suckers who are prepared to give £25 to a private company owned by two rich grifters in exchange for no say at all over how it is run.
December 28, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Congratulations to Reform on having been more successful than any other party at finding suckers who are prepared to give £25 to a private company owned by two rich grifters in exchange for no say at all over how it is run.
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The Hunter Biden pardon is a disgrace. Everyone knows that if you want your crimes ignored in America, you have to run for President.
December 2, 2024 at 11:30 AM
The Hunter Biden pardon is a disgrace. Everyone knows that if you want your crimes ignored in America, you have to run for President.
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Facts matter. Science saves lives. Anti-science destroys them.
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Facts matter. Science saves lives. Anti-science destroys them.
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Saw an old friend last night. Back in 2016 our conversations got a little dicy when he became something of a fervent Brexiter...
In pub he suddenly volunteers to me: "Brexit was a shit idea wasn't it. I mean - a really shit idea."
I think we may be entering the time frame where people accept that.
In pub he suddenly volunteers to me: "Brexit was a shit idea wasn't it. I mean - a really shit idea."
I think we may be entering the time frame where people accept that.
November 27, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Saw an old friend last night. Back in 2016 our conversations got a little dicy when he became something of a fervent Brexiter...
In pub he suddenly volunteers to me: "Brexit was a shit idea wasn't it. I mean - a really shit idea."
I think we may be entering the time frame where people accept that.
In pub he suddenly volunteers to me: "Brexit was a shit idea wasn't it. I mean - a really shit idea."
I think we may be entering the time frame where people accept that.
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Seeing a lot of news outlets reporting on this petition. For those interested in influence operations and deception, the petition system is so easy to manipulate.
🚨 Experiment. In 30 seconds I successfully signed the petition calling for a general election using the name "Keir Starmer II", a burner email address, & a random postcode shared by some grifter on X. Democratic processes shouldn't be this easy to manipulate. #astroturfing
November 28, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Seeing a lot of news outlets reporting on this petition. For those interested in influence operations and deception, the petition system is so easy to manipulate.
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Well played!😂
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Well played!😂
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Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.
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1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
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"Now sign a petition because you don't understand how elections work!"
November 26, 2024 at 6:07 PM
"Now sign a petition because you don't understand how elections work!"
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The mystery tax avoider's name will be revealed in three weeks. A quick thread, and update on our story from May.
November 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
The mystery tax avoider's name will be revealed in three weeks. A quick thread, and update on our story from May.