Jona, a wee scamp, a menace
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I need to go back to Scotland and explore the highlands more.
Also I miss the cows.
Also I miss the cows.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I need to go back to Scotland and explore the highlands more.
Also I miss the cows.
Also I miss the cows.
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Today’s Horoscope for Jona:
Lewis Carroll was a math nerd who created one of the world’s most famous stories so he could write about math. JRR Tolkien was a language nerd who created entire universes so he could use his languages. The best nerds find tangential ways to express their nerdiness.
Lewis Carroll was a math nerd who created one of the world’s most famous stories so he could write about math. JRR Tolkien was a language nerd who created entire universes so he could use his languages. The best nerds find tangential ways to express their nerdiness.
If I’m not too late… do it to it, Lars
a man is laying on a mattress made of nails while a group of people watch .
Alt: Ben Stiller as Tony Perkis in Heavyweights when he’s on a bed of nails, an ice block on his stomach, saying “Do it to it, Lars!” Signaling Lars to hit the block of ice with a sledgehammer
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November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Today’s Horoscope for Jona:
Lewis Carroll was a math nerd who created one of the world’s most famous stories so he could write about math. JRR Tolkien was a language nerd who created entire universes so he could use his languages. The best nerds find tangential ways to express their nerdiness.
Lewis Carroll was a math nerd who created one of the world’s most famous stories so he could write about math. JRR Tolkien was a language nerd who created entire universes so he could use his languages. The best nerds find tangential ways to express their nerdiness.
Last night I was asked how my seed spreadsheet was going and I nearly melted into the floor with joy.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Last night I was asked how my seed spreadsheet was going and I nearly melted into the floor with joy.
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
This number makes cloudy days a-okay in my book lately.
Lande Hekt - Gay Space Cadets [Official Motion Picture]
YouTube video by Get Better Records
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November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This number makes cloudy days a-okay in my book lately.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you are looking for ways to disrupt the abduction detention & deportation machine check out the new mini-toolkit from @interruptcrim.bsky.social gathering opportunities for action from orgs like @detentionwatchnetwork.org @siembranc.bsky.social BAJI +
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At least one member is sick and going down in each of my close circles’ families, including mine.
Nothing is easy for anyone.
That’s why we gotta be fucking kind, supportive of each other, and generous with our grace.
God damn.
Nothing is easy for anyone.
That’s why we gotta be fucking kind, supportive of each other, and generous with our grace.
God damn.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
At least one member is sick and going down in each of my close circles’ families, including mine.
Nothing is easy for anyone.
That’s why we gotta be fucking kind, supportive of each other, and generous with our grace.
God damn.
Nothing is easy for anyone.
That’s why we gotta be fucking kind, supportive of each other, and generous with our grace.
God damn.
The iced animal crackers were the novelty.
The veggie stir fry dinner, though, is my evergreen lover.
The veggie stir fry dinner, though, is my evergreen lover.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The iced animal crackers were the novelty.
The veggie stir fry dinner, though, is my evergreen lover.
The veggie stir fry dinner, though, is my evergreen lover.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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hey actually if you tell me that I could sell something on Etsy, you have to Venmo me $20
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
hey actually if you tell me that I could sell something on Etsy, you have to Venmo me $20
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Being a laborer isn't glamorous but I don't have to worry about emails and that's pretty cool.
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Being a laborer isn't glamorous but I don't have to worry about emails and that's pretty cool.
Sometimes you just need a well pwaced WUB WUB.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sometimes you just need a well pwaced WUB WUB.
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Going to bed early is actually really cool and sexy of us.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Going to bed early is actually really cool and sexy of us.
cringe is dead
go uwu, girl
go uwu, girl
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
cringe is dead
go uwu, girl
go uwu, girl
First coat of oil on the bench - check
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
First coat of oil on the bench - check
So the wedding is in Spring and medieval attire.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So the wedding is in Spring and medieval attire.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
The wheels in my mind are … they’re not at rest, I’ll tell you that.
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shut the fuck up ai overview
nobody likes you
nobody likes you
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
shut the fuck up ai overview
nobody likes you
nobody likes you
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lunch tomorrow? ahh sorry I gotta be downtown around lunch, me n the goons are gonna drop a big piano on my nemesis around then.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
lunch tomorrow? ahh sorry I gotta be downtown around lunch, me n the goons are gonna drop a big piano on my nemesis around then.
The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The other evening @aaaaaavalon.bsky.social was kind enough to give me a prompt of a corgi in a hot dog bun.
I’m acting up today because the clouds.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m acting up today because the clouds.
logged into the ol’ book to list things in the buy nothing group
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
logged into the ol’ book to list things in the buy nothing group
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
and
a friend has poked me??!
pokes are still a thing?
beautiful
Yeah that’s a wrap on today folks, g’night.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yeah that’s a wrap on today folks, g’night.
MLP was cancelled because woke.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
MLP was cancelled because woke.
My typos prove that I’m not a bot and are totally on purpose…
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My typos prove that I’m not a bot and are totally on purpose…
I’m have the cleanest garage in the country and it’s not even close.
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m have the cleanest garage in the country and it’s not even close.