Chris Porter
@thechrisporter.bsky.social
Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers
I spread sunshine & chaos.
I spread sunshine & chaos.
Hello @plutokiller.com I’ve lived in the country with beautiful night skies for 6 years now & just now realized I should have bought a telescope the day I moved in. Do you have any of the top of your head recommendations for a good affordable amateur telescope?
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hello @plutokiller.com I’ve lived in the country with beautiful night skies for 6 years now & just now realized I should have bought a telescope the day I moved in. Do you have any of the top of your head recommendations for a good affordable amateur telescope?
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
Indiana republicans have more backbone that my state senator has ever had. When he was on the attack he was like the Tupac song and everywhere I went I saw the same Ho. Now that people have questions he doesn’t have a talking point for he’s pulled a Luda & Rolled Out
a man in a white jacket is dancing in front of a crowd of women
ALT: a man in a white jacket is dancing in front of a crowd of women
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December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Indiana republicans have more backbone that my state senator has ever had. When he was on the attack he was like the Tupac song and everywhere I went I saw the same Ho. Now that people have questions he doesn’t have a talking point for he’s pulled a Luda & Rolled Out
I’m not really the sunset posting type but come on.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m not really the sunset posting type but come on.
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
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"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
American Colonization Society Core…!
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
American Colonization Society Core…!
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I hope it’s now (even more) obvious that having military in our streets, with instructions to ignore “stupid rules of engagement,” is not in any way intended to protect us or make us safer
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I hope it’s now (even more) obvious that having military in our streets, with instructions to ignore “stupid rules of engagement,” is not in any way intended to protect us or make us safer
Why isn’t he going in & bombing the meth labs in the rural south?
Oh… they’re his voters.
Oh… they’re his voters.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why isn’t he going in & bombing the meth labs in the rural south?
Oh… they’re his voters.
Oh… they’re his voters.
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this is Vecna.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this is Vecna.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
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From the Pearl Jam family to yours… Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
📸: Geoff Whitman
📸: Geoff Whitman
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
From the Pearl Jam family to yours… Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
📸: Geoff Whitman
📸: Geoff Whitman
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Dear Americans, read this, then read it again, and then vote for progressive democrats who will bring our country into the 21st century with all of the other advanced nations of earth.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Dear Americans, read this, then read it again, and then vote for progressive democrats who will bring our country into the 21st century with all of the other advanced nations of earth.
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Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
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Robert Reich: "(...) Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into White House marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Robert Reich: "(...) Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into White House marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
The stranger things captions are dirty
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The stranger things captions are dirty
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Counter question: Do men ruin EVERYTHING?
Yes. The answer is yes.
Yes. The answer is yes.
a woman is sitting in front of an american flag in a courtroom .
Alt: Marisa Tomei, in My Cousin Vinnie, hair teased up to high heaven, saying, "it's a fact." She is in a courtroom .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Counter question: Do men ruin EVERYTHING?
Yes. The answer is yes.
Yes. The answer is yes.
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People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
How TF am I expected to donate food to a food shelter when I’m working 7 days a week between my teaching job, my coaching job, & my weekend side hustle to afford necessities?
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How TF am I expected to donate food to a food shelter when I’m working 7 days a week between my teaching job, my coaching job, & my weekend side hustle to afford necessities?
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The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.