Chris Porter
@thechrisporter.bsky.social
Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers
I spread sunshine & chaos.
I spread sunshine & chaos.
I cannot stress to my colleagues enough how important it is people start listening to & following the lead of Black Women in this country.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I cannot stress to my colleagues enough how important it is people start listening to & following the lead of Black Women in this country.
By affordable I mean I’m a school teacher.
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
By affordable I mean I’m a school teacher.
Hello @plutokiller.com I’ve lived in the country with beautiful night skies for 6 years now & just now realized I should have bought a telescope the day I moved in. Do you have any of the top of your head recommendations for a good affordable amateur telescope?
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hello @plutokiller.com I’ve lived in the country with beautiful night skies for 6 years now & just now realized I should have bought a telescope the day I moved in. Do you have any of the top of your head recommendations for a good affordable amateur telescope?
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
Indiana republicans have more backbone that my state senator has ever had. When he was on the attack he was like the Tupac song and everywhere I went I saw the same Ho. Now that people have questions he doesn’t have a talking point for he’s pulled a Luda & Rolled Out
a man in a white jacket is dancing in front of a crowd of women
ALT: a man in a white jacket is dancing in front of a crowd of women
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December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Indiana republicans have more backbone that my state senator has ever had. When he was on the attack he was like the Tupac song and everywhere I went I saw the same Ho. Now that people have questions he doesn’t have a talking point for he’s pulled a Luda & Rolled Out
I’m not really the sunset posting type but come on.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m not really the sunset posting type but come on.
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
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"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
American Colonization Society Core…!
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
American Colonization Society Core…!
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I hope it’s now (even more) obvious that having military in our streets, with instructions to ignore “stupid rules of engagement,” is not in any way intended to protect us or make us safer
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I hope it’s now (even more) obvious that having military in our streets, with instructions to ignore “stupid rules of engagement,” is not in any way intended to protect us or make us safer
Why isn’t he going in & bombing the meth labs in the rural south?
Oh… they’re his voters.
Oh… they’re his voters.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why isn’t he going in & bombing the meth labs in the rural south?
Oh… they’re his voters.
Oh… they’re his voters.
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this is Vecna.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m gonna tell my grandkids this is Vecna.
Correct me if I’m wrong, and I’m not, but people need to remember the only reason we celebrate Thanksgiving is because Native Americans taught undocumented immigrants from Europe who got lost on their voyage how to survive.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Correct me if I’m wrong, and I’m not, but people need to remember the only reason we celebrate Thanksgiving is because Native Americans taught undocumented immigrants from Europe who got lost on their voyage how to survive.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
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From the Pearl Jam family to yours… Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
📸: Geoff Whitman
📸: Geoff Whitman
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
From the Pearl Jam family to yours… Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
📸: Geoff Whitman
📸: Geoff Whitman
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Dear Americans, read this, then read it again, and then vote for progressive democrats who will bring our country into the 21st century with all of the other advanced nations of earth.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Dear Americans, read this, then read it again, and then vote for progressive democrats who will bring our country into the 21st century with all of the other advanced nations of earth.
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Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
Not fighting Missouri either
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not fighting Missouri either
Imagine your first act as president of the United States of America is to pardon a PDF file…
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Imagine your first act as president of the United States of America is to pardon a PDF file…
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Robert Reich: "(...) Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into White House marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Robert Reich: "(...) Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into White House marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
The stranger things captions are dirty
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The stranger things captions are dirty