Laurie ⚧️
@thebagelbird.bsky.social
20 y.o Quebecois and Moroccan tgirl who's learning how to professionally bake
Freaky, I repost kinky stuff
I'm taken (shout-out to my beautiful wife)
Wruuyafff arrrff
Freaky, I repost kinky stuff
I'm taken (shout-out to my beautiful wife)
Wruuyafff arrrff
I like the Space Wolves sm
Goofy little murder machines
Legit the most interesting non-chaos Space Marine Chapter
Lots of space marine chapters don't look very exciting to paint but the furs they wear breaks up the monotony of painting the armour
Goofy little murder machines
Legit the most interesting non-chaos Space Marine Chapter
Lots of space marine chapters don't look very exciting to paint but the furs they wear breaks up the monotony of painting the armour
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I like the Space Wolves sm
Goofy little murder machines
Legit the most interesting non-chaos Space Marine Chapter
Lots of space marine chapters don't look very exciting to paint but the furs they wear breaks up the monotony of painting the armour
Goofy little murder machines
Legit the most interesting non-chaos Space Marine Chapter
Lots of space marine chapters don't look very exciting to paint but the furs they wear breaks up the monotony of painting the armour
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confidently, feministly: I'd fuck that tentacle monster until I couldn't move anymore
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
confidently, feministly: I'd fuck that tentacle monster until I couldn't move anymore
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[eyes glazed, visibly tenting] I'm ready to lay down my life for the crown.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[eyes glazed, visibly tenting] I'm ready to lay down my life for the crown.
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My water and electric bill came this morning, it was due yesterday but they gave me the bill late i sometimes hate this apartment… I need to raise a total of 46$ so I can pay this or my connection will get cut :( any amount really helps and i can provide my paypal 😭 #mutualaid
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
I can roll over, give paw, give good head and do a perfect on hard difficulty on Hatsune Miku : Project Diva f 2nd
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I can roll over, give paw, give good head and do a perfect on hard difficulty on Hatsune Miku : Project Diva f 2nd
Need to figure out what type of dog I am
I wanna commission a fursona at some point
Wife said I wouldn't be a small dog, so I'm glad she agrees I'm not a little yapper but I still gotta narrow it down better
I wanna commission a fursona at some point
Wife said I wouldn't be a small dog, so I'm glad she agrees I'm not a little yapper but I still gotta narrow it down better
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Need to figure out what type of dog I am
I wanna commission a fursona at some point
Wife said I wouldn't be a small dog, so I'm glad she agrees I'm not a little yapper but I still gotta narrow it down better
I wanna commission a fursona at some point
Wife said I wouldn't be a small dog, so I'm glad she agrees I'm not a little yapper but I still gotta narrow it down better
Thinking about wife.... Need headpats...
Missing her
Missing her
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thinking about wife.... Need headpats...
Missing her
Missing her
I infiltrated the butcher's shop and stole his uncut sausage rope and I'm running away with it in my mouth
He's chasing me with his cleaver but I'm too quick on my paws
He's chasing me with his cleaver but I'm too quick on my paws
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I infiltrated the butcher's shop and stole his uncut sausage rope and I'm running away with it in my mouth
He's chasing me with his cleaver but I'm too quick on my paws
He's chasing me with his cleaver but I'm too quick on my paws
This shit is goofy to me lmao
"I'm So Sorry. It Was For Your Sake..." Hot Booty Wife Offers Up Her Body To Pay Off Her Husband's Bad Debt Renka Yamamoto
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This shit is goofy to me lmao
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Christmas cake dress... holding up all the decorations and fruits on top... My brain is MOVING.
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Christmas cake dress... holding up all the decorations and fruits on top... My brain is MOVING.
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"we USE ai, but our game wont CONTAIN it" is a clarification that no one has ever cared about & now CEOs are using it as a wedge to get their foot in the door as a part of a long term plan into normalizing AI, just like how 'it's just placeholder' was used with E33. dont cede even an inch of ground
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"we USE ai, but our game wont CONTAIN it" is a clarification that no one has ever cared about & now CEOs are using it as a wedge to get their foot in the door as a part of a long term plan into normalizing AI, just like how 'it's just placeholder' was used with E33. dont cede even an inch of ground
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Bunnies when you don’t give them attention
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bunnies when you don’t give them attention
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Going to have a talk to these “allergies”; they shouldn’t be preventing my girlfriend from eating all these delicious foods !!!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Going to have a talk to these “allergies”; they shouldn’t be preventing my girlfriend from eating all these delicious foods !!!!
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Sinon, comment vont les fachos qui militent au PQ?
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sinon, comment vont les fachos qui militent au PQ?
2 days ago, I watched the new TADC episode (7) and I decided to get an edible beforehand and holy shit was that an experience
Also Jax is a repper fr fr fr
Also Jax is a repper fr fr fr
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
2 days ago, I watched the new TADC episode (7) and I decided to get an edible beforehand and holy shit was that an experience
Also Jax is a repper fr fr fr
Also Jax is a repper fr fr fr
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Public bathroom Yuri incident
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Public bathroom Yuri incident
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did you know transgender women can be very cool and tiny
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
did you know transgender women can be very cool and tiny
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I was working on a picnic art with their friends but I somehow skipped to the kissing
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was working on a picnic art with their friends but I somehow skipped to the kissing
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
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Took edibles at 9 a d now we had multiple orgasms by just dry-humping eachother
I sucked on her clit
Licked her lips
Pinched her tits
I sucked on her clit
Licked her lips
Pinched her tits
Wife is coming over in a couple minutes
So excited
Going to feed her an edible as treat for being a good kitty who did all her finals and she's gonna do that for me too for passing all my latest exam and being a good puppy
Then we're prolly gonna lezz out, listen to music, play games and cuddle
So excited
Going to feed her an edible as treat for being a good kitty who did all her finals and she's gonna do that for me too for passing all my latest exam and being a good puppy
Then we're prolly gonna lezz out, listen to music, play games and cuddle
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Took edibles at 9 a d now we had multiple orgasms by just dry-humping eachother
I sucked on her clit
Licked her lips
Pinched her tits
I sucked on her clit
Licked her lips
Pinched her tits