Mark
@theabstractgeek.bsky.social
Opinions=mine, not my employer’s. Techie (observability and security), composer, and writer. Weather spotter.
DMs open for friends, inc. online ones. Signal available on request.
Twin Cities, MN
DMs open for friends, inc. online ones. Signal available on request.
Twin Cities, MN
It occurs to me that this society jumped the shark the moment it decided that giving Rogan a microphone was a good idea.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It occurs to me that this society jumped the shark the moment it decided that giving Rogan a microphone was a good idea.
Where was this team hiding in October? Not that I’m complaining!
#mnwild's NHL-leading 5th shutout & 4th in past 7 games. Haven't trailed in 480 mins since Nov. 7. NHL-leading 9-1-1 this month (17 GA), 7-0-1 in past 8 (9 GA), 5-game win streak
Wallstedt 3rd shutout in past 4 starts (32 saves); Wild snap 9-game losing streak to WPG; Yurov, Faber, Kaprizov goals
Wallstedt 3rd shutout in past 4 starts (32 saves); Wild snap 9-game losing streak to WPG; Yurov, Faber, Kaprizov goals
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Where was this team hiding in October? Not that I’m complaining!
This is more sexually confusing than going through puberty. 😵💫
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is more sexually confusing than going through puberty. 😵💫
Norris and Piastri both disqualified???? 🤯
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Norris and Piastri both disqualified???? 🤯
Holy shit. 😳
I just worked out a detail for my work in progress that’s been vexing me for months and the hair on the back of my neck is standing straight up. That’s a good sign it’s the right track…
I also wish I’d have figured this out in daylight because daaaaaamn. 🫣😱
I just worked out a detail for my work in progress that’s been vexing me for months and the hair on the back of my neck is standing straight up. That’s a good sign it’s the right track…
I also wish I’d have figured this out in daylight because daaaaaamn. 🫣😱
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Holy shit. 😳
I just worked out a detail for my work in progress that’s been vexing me for months and the hair on the back of my neck is standing straight up. That’s a good sign it’s the right track…
I also wish I’d have figured this out in daylight because daaaaaamn. 🫣😱
I just worked out a detail for my work in progress that’s been vexing me for months and the hair on the back of my neck is standing straight up. That’s a good sign it’s the right track…
I also wish I’d have figured this out in daylight because daaaaaamn. 🫣😱
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
Huskies love libraries. Do you love huskies? Then you should love libraries.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Huskies love libraries. Do you love huskies? Then you should love libraries.
I present you with photo and outtake.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I present you with photo and outtake.
Giving this a helpful boost for those just waking up and didn’t mute “RFK” in time…
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Giving this a helpful boost for those just waking up and didn’t mute “RFK” in time…
You’re welcome.
a man in a suit and tie walking down a street
Alt: J from MIB flashing your memory with his neuralyzer.
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
You’re welcome.
I did not have “MTG steps down after feuding with Trump” on my current bingo card. 😵💫
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I did not have “MTG steps down after feuding with Trump” on my current bingo card. 😵💫
The F1 app on Apple TV is freaking awesome.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The F1 app on Apple TV is freaking awesome.
Signal did not get hacked.
No program protects you if you let the wrong person into your chat.
Carry on and use your brain.
No program protects you if you let the wrong person into your chat.
Carry on and use your brain.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Signal did not get hacked.
No program protects you if you let the wrong person into your chat.
Carry on and use your brain.
No program protects you if you let the wrong person into your chat.
Carry on and use your brain.
Glad to see such a large opening night crowd for women’s hockey in St. Paul.
Also glad to see my state’s team, which sees fit to employ a transphobic goon, lose.
Also glad to see my state’s team, which sees fit to employ a transphobic goon, lose.
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Glad to see such a large opening night crowd for women’s hockey in St. Paul.
Also glad to see my state’s team, which sees fit to employ a transphobic goon, lose.
Also glad to see my state’s team, which sees fit to employ a transphobic goon, lose.
Oooo, I could do this with the doggos…
“This belly rub is from Debbie in Indianapolis!”
“This milkbone and nose kiss are from John in Seattle!”
“This belly rub is from Debbie in Indianapolis!”
“This milkbone and nose kiss are from John in Seattle!”
OnlyCats where you sell stuff like a custom video of petting ur cat while telling them a particular follower says they love them
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oooo, I could do this with the doggos…
“This belly rub is from Debbie in Indianapolis!”
“This milkbone and nose kiss are from John in Seattle!”
“This belly rub is from Debbie in Indianapolis!”
“This milkbone and nose kiss are from John in Seattle!”
Literally could have followed his own department’s guidelines and stepped aside but no, the fucking pig likely went, “Yay, I get to shoot a black person!”
apple.news/AApcm_mOiTWK...
apple.news/AApcm_mOiTWK...
Ohio officer found not guilty of murder in Ta'Kiya Young's shooting death — ABC News
The pregnant 21-year-old's unborn child also died after the shooting.
apple.news
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Literally could have followed his own department’s guidelines and stepped aside but no, the fucking pig likely went, “Yay, I get to shoot a black person!”
apple.news/AApcm_mOiTWK...
apple.news/AApcm_mOiTWK...
LinkedIn can keep showing me ads for ICE. I’ll keep reporting them for violent content.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
LinkedIn can keep showing me ads for ICE. I’ll keep reporting them for violent content.
Survived my webinar. Wooooooooo
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Survived my webinar. Wooooooooo
Ah! PWHL season is starting.
(Checks roster)
Oh that’s right, the Frost gave the bigoted goon a two year extension.
Two more years of not rooting for my home team because fuck any org that lets someone like that on the roster.
(Checks roster)
Oh that’s right, the Frost gave the bigoted goon a two year extension.
Two more years of not rooting for my home team because fuck any org that lets someone like that on the roster.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ah! PWHL season is starting.
(Checks roster)
Oh that’s right, the Frost gave the bigoted goon a two year extension.
Two more years of not rooting for my home team because fuck any org that lets someone like that on the roster.
(Checks roster)
Oh that’s right, the Frost gave the bigoted goon a two year extension.
Two more years of not rooting for my home team because fuck any org that lets someone like that on the roster.
This is where the ADHD procrastination smarts…I need to give a webinar tomorrow, and of course I’m doing my presenter notes NOW.
At least the deck is done. 🤦♂️
At least the deck is done. 🤦♂️
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is where the ADHD procrastination smarts…I need to give a webinar tomorrow, and of course I’m doing my presenter notes NOW.
At least the deck is done. 🤦♂️
At least the deck is done. 🤦♂️
Gotta admit…I’m not a fan of working this late. 😒
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Gotta admit…I’m not a fan of working this late. 😒
Fucking hell, Texas. You trying to steal the top stupidity ranking away from Florida’s government?
Prediction: CAIR will sue; they will be supported by free speech groups across the political spectrum; they will win; Texans will pay their legal fees; Abbott will be remembered as a free-speech charlatan and a bigot. gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...
Governor Abbott Designates Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR As Foreign Terrorist Organizations
gov.texas.gov
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fucking hell, Texas. You trying to steal the top stupidity ranking away from Florida’s government?
I caressed the new snowblower when it was time to take the trash cans out tonight.
Soon, my precious. Soon.
Soon, my precious. Soon.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I caressed the new snowblower when it was time to take the trash cans out tonight.
Soon, my precious. Soon.
Soon, my precious. Soon.
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Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just learned this creep has been perving in other women’s DMs. Block him: @mikeferguson.bsky.social
Kudos to PBS’s fundraising team. 😏
I was renewing my Passport donation, and while I don’t take any of the offered free gifts this option in particular seems right on point.
I was renewing my Passport donation, and while I don’t take any of the offered free gifts this option in particular seems right on point.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kudos to PBS’s fundraising team. 😏
I was renewing my Passport donation, and while I don’t take any of the offered free gifts this option in particular seems right on point.
I was renewing my Passport donation, and while I don’t take any of the offered free gifts this option in particular seems right on point.