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@newagepancake.bsky.social

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he/him. chaotic bi. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. possible 18+ content warning if u follow.

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · Dec 1

we still need many more cats on bsky. i want people to be CONFUSED when they join because of the sheer number of accounts posting from their cats perspective

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 3h

like i guess i didn't realize i was getting my hair cut at the cringe factory

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 3h

the hottest man i've ever seen was just cutting my hair and then all of a sudden starts talking about his "wife." like okay??????? lmao buddy you aren't all that lmao ur not that guy. sit down

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 5h

i would like a massive cat to come lay on me, crushing me and killing me instantly

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 6h

a new cat has entered my replies

Scout @scoutmiller.bsky.social · 13h

I love pancake I want to show you Calvin

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 9h

eraser smudge creature

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 14h

sixths is crazy. just one vowel and lime 10 consonants

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Tortilla @hurricanetort.bsky.social · Sep 7

OUGHE

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 15h

sunbeam ice cream eating all ur blue jeans idk i didn't listen to the song

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 19h

one of the hardest things about having a cat is when they are lying on their side and they make a lil sound and reach with their paws while rotating their upper toso so their chest is facing upwards. idk what to call that but it's so tough as a viewer to not scream

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 19h

also i'm just realizing that this isn't that many people even lol and i was following like half already. ez follow

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 19h

i'm sorry what is this woke shit

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 19h

the third pic where he is doing the lil lean is causing me pain it is so cute

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 20h

yes he got extra wet food after this. it's because i had no choice

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 20h

URGENT: this cat, who i've never met before, is so cute and he's looking right at me

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 20h

reminder that rebecca ferguson

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 22h

too late you quacked

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 22h

imagine if chuck schumer were hypothetically defending twitter leftists who were calling for trump supporters to be shot. like i'm not sure we are grasping the insanity here

skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 1d

i see the VP's full on backing of the hitlerite group chat as showing the GOP understands that their power in large part flows from their unified front. meanwhile the democrats continue to attack their left and progressive members. not a surprise the GOP keeps running circles around them

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 22h

life if you shivered with ecstasy

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texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 23h

someone needs to start compiling the dem fundraiser greatest hits

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 2d

like lesser demons

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 2d

i'm so sorry

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 2d

hey everyone. it's me, everyone. we're we to speak with us tonight. m

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 2d

coping mechanisms for when your cat decides to not sleep on ur bed

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 2d

thank you actually a relief

texas instruments is a scam @newagepancake.bsky.social · 2d

thinking about gumbus again