@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
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alright i maybe have been too cat centric and want to clarify: there are not enough creachers on bsky, period. i currently estimate that below 1% of posts are primarily about a little guy or small fella. its sick and its not sustainable.
the twinkle in He eye belongs in the loove
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
the twinkle in He eye belongs in the loove
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his job is box
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
his job is box
got my fb account back finally (thanks to an NBC reporter lol) and the last thing i posted called trump a "rich kid nepo baby" lmao. it seems plausible that this flagged their system for CSE, which is wild
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
got my fb account back finally (thanks to an NBC reporter lol) and the last thing i posted called trump a "rich kid nepo baby" lmao. it seems plausible that this flagged their system for CSE, which is wild
wait i'm just learning that the guy who plays vecna was the guy who sings johanna in the sweeney todd movie and this explains why i have like a nauseating crush on him. like this goes back literally 18 years for me lmaooo
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
wait i'm just learning that the guy who plays vecna was the guy who sings johanna in the sweeney todd movie and this explains why i have like a nauseating crush on him. like this goes back literally 18 years for me lmaooo
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just captured a Good image
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
just captured a Good image
okay full review is in: welcome to derry was really good because i liked it and had fun watching it. it had a lot of good acting and was really nice. 1/1 from me.
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
okay full review is in: welcome to derry was really good because i liked it and had fun watching it. it had a lot of good acting and was really nice. 1/1 from me.
i don't have much else to add but like... a random (presumably untrained) civilian tackling a shooter WHILE being shot at by a second shooter WHILE the cops did nothing has got to be the biggest dick energy of the millenium?
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i don't have much else to add but like... a random (presumably untrained) civilian tackling a shooter WHILE being shot at by a second shooter WHILE the cops did nothing has got to be the biggest dick energy of the millenium?
what do they call It in spanish?? lo? i've never thought about this lmao
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
what do they call It in spanish?? lo? i've never thought about this lmao
many of you are not grapsing He
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
many of you are not grapsing He
bruh this Derry finale was so good. i rly had my doubts in the first couple episodes but they've done it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
bruh this Derry finale was so good. i rly had my doubts in the first couple episodes but they've done it.
knot theorists after developing an invariant and writing 18 pages of computations that show the trefoil is not the unknot
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
knot theorists after developing an invariant and writing 18 pages of computations that show the trefoil is not the unknot
if you have a pet who you don't post online, that is fucking cringe and republican. it's called bluesky dot com for a reason like. grow up
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
if you have a pet who you don't post online, that is fucking cringe and republican. it's called bluesky dot com for a reason like. grow up
i would die for samus
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
i would die for samus
now that i'm in my middle aged wine mom era i might as well say that the serving size for oreos should be 8
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
now that i'm in my middle aged wine mom era i might as well say that the serving size for oreos should be 8
it's fucking stupid how cute cats are. it's fucking bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
it's fucking stupid how cute cats are. it's fucking bullshit
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Kitty doesn't wanna get down cuz she's cold....
I can't light the fire to make it warmer until she gets down....
We are at an impasse 🤭🥰😸🥰
I can't light the fire to make it warmer until she gets down....
We are at an impasse 🤭🥰😸🥰
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Kitty doesn't wanna get down cuz she's cold....
I can't light the fire to make it warmer until she gets down....
We are at an impasse 🤭🥰😸🥰
I can't light the fire to make it warmer until she gets down....
We are at an impasse 🤭🥰😸🥰
Cat Silliness Chart (real amended 2025 values)
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Cat Silliness Chart (real amended 2025 values)
not to brag but i did TWO things tonight that weren't me bed rotting and involved other people who weren't my parents
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
not to brag but i did TWO things tonight that weren't me bed rotting and involved other people who weren't my parents
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popsy is prepared to take your calls at the christmas call center
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
popsy is prepared to take your calls at the christmas call center
pancake is being extra baby today and keeps doing the backwards head tilt to request pats
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
pancake is being extra baby today and keeps doing the backwards head tilt to request pats
do you think ariana knows this is still her gracenote image showing up in all 2016 subarus
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
do you think ariana knows this is still her gracenote image showing up in all 2016 subarus
feel like we a society didn't experience enough awe over morse theory
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
feel like we a society didn't experience enough awe over morse theory
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someone is enjoying his first inside christmas
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
someone is enjoying his first inside christmas