Mark
@theabstractgeek.bsky.social
Opinions=mine, not my employer’s. Techie (observability and security), composer, and writer. Weather spotter.
DMs open for friends, inc. online ones. Signal available on request.
Twin Cities, MN
DMs open for friends, inc. online ones. Signal available on request.
Twin Cities, MN
I’ll be living in a cabin in the woods with no internet if anyone needs me.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting down and saying `` allright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''
Alt: “allright, I’m gonna go cry.''
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ll be living in a cabin in the woods with no internet if anyone needs me.
Wow!!! That’s awesome!
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wow!!! That’s awesome!
If I’m going to get my nuts squeezed I’m going to be dressed for comfort, dammit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If I’m going to get my nuts squeezed I’m going to be dressed for comfort, dammit.
Seems to me that Carol peaked in 1980.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Seems to me that Carol peaked in 1980.
😬 in other words, what usually happens when someone mortal tries to cover Prince?
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
😬 in other words, what usually happens when someone mortal tries to cover Prince?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Comin’ out of Woody’s Christmas Day
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way
(by Da Yoopers)
youtu.be/SOfatBMdj6U?...
Comin’ out of Woody’s Christmas Day
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way
(by Da Yoopers)
youtu.be/SOfatBMdj6U?...
NOVELTY CHRISTMAS SONG - "GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK"
YouTube video by Pirate Radio U.S.A.
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Comin’ out of Woody’s Christmas Day
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way
(by Da Yoopers)
youtu.be/SOfatBMdj6U?...
Comin’ out of Woody’s Christmas Day
Grandma got a job out at the brewery
I never knew that she could drive that way
(by Da Yoopers)
youtu.be/SOfatBMdj6U?...
Runners up:
At school they taught me how to be
So pure in thought and word and deed
They didn't quite succeed
and
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing
At school they taught me how to be
So pure in thought and word and deed
They didn't quite succeed
and
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Runners up:
At school they taught me how to be
So pure in thought and word and deed
They didn't quite succeed
and
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing
At school they taught me how to be
So pure in thought and word and deed
They didn't quite succeed
and
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing
Mmm hmm. And yet he still has a career.
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Mmm hmm. And yet he still has a career.
From my time in the entertainment industry I have a damn good idea who the magician is…and so does anyone else who worked in production.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
From my time in the entertainment industry I have a damn good idea who the magician is…and so does anyone else who worked in production.
Good point...anytime a camera can see my face we can probably consider it a blooper. 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Good point...anytime a camera can see my face we can probably consider it a blooper. 🤣
I tried telling this one but she just sighed and then started dreaming.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I tried telling this one but she just sighed and then started dreaming.