Jessy
@thatssojessy.bsky.social
“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson. I just wanted ice cream”.
-Bluey Christine Heeler
Professional yapper about nothing.
-Bluey Christine Heeler
Professional yapper about nothing.
Maybe this is a good thing, but TikTok just started acting really weird on me. My algorithm is screwed and I can’t search for anything 🤔
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Maybe this is a good thing, but TikTok just started acting really weird on me. My algorithm is screwed and I can’t search for anything 🤔
Idk what Jeopardy contestants worst at: sports or black history
As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions
Via @defector.com
defector.com/are-jeopardy...
Via @defector.com
defector.com/are-jeopardy...
Are 'Jeopardy!' Contestants Really That Bad At Questions About Sports? | Defector
There’s a stereotype about Jeopardy! contestants: They can name the stars of 18th-century operas, but not the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. It comes up again and again and again and agai...
defector.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Idk what Jeopardy contestants worst at: sports or black history
Trinity Rodman signed a deal to stay with the Spirit and Jesse Minter is the Ravens new HC.
Surely the heavens are shining down on me.
Surely the heavens are shining down on me.
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Trinity Rodman signed a deal to stay with the Spirit and Jesse Minter is the Ravens new HC.
Surely the heavens are shining down on me.
Surely the heavens are shining down on me.
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Whenever you're accused of being "Un-American," remember:
Jefferson Davis said abolitionists "lacked patriotism & moral principle"
The KKK said "America First" meant "love of country"
J. Edgar Hoover said MLK was "motivated by hate for America"
Jefferson Davis said abolitionists "lacked patriotism & moral principle"
The KKK said "America First" meant "love of country"
J. Edgar Hoover said MLK was "motivated by hate for America"
Throwback Thursday: I Do Not Love America
As Theodore DeReese Pendergrass once said: ‘It’s so good loving a country when your country loves you back.’ I’ll let you know when it happens.
dlvr.it
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Whenever you're accused of being "Un-American," remember:
Jefferson Davis said abolitionists "lacked patriotism & moral principle"
The KKK said "America First" meant "love of country"
J. Edgar Hoover said MLK was "motivated by hate for America"
Jefferson Davis said abolitionists "lacked patriotism & moral principle"
The KKK said "America First" meant "love of country"
J. Edgar Hoover said MLK was "motivated by hate for America"
Well…yeah can’t argue about this
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Well…yeah can’t argue about this
Congratulations to the Hoosier homies.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Congratulations to the Hoosier homies.
Never has, never does
CARSON BECK BOZO GENE DID NOT DISAPPOINT
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Never has, never does
CORRECT.
Carson Beck game winning drive or Pick 6…. No in between
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
CORRECT.
I want to be the person that I was before I read this
Malachi Toney was born the same week Crank That Soulja Boy hit #1 on the Billboard charts.
birthday: September 17th, 2007
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I want to be the person that I was before I read this
🤣🤣🤣
LINKEDIN SUPERMAN
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
🤣🤣🤣
What a play by Mendoza, my GAWD!
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
What a play by Mendoza, my GAWD!
Very!
This game is boring to me
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Very!
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Lady took the oath at midday and said
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Lady took the oath at midday and said
I played “is it a migraine, or are you dehydrated?” for the Arsenal game to be dull?
The answer to the question was “more migraine than dehydrated”
The answer to the question was “more migraine than dehydrated”
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I played “is it a migraine, or are you dehydrated?” for the Arsenal game to be dull?
The answer to the question was “more migraine than dehydrated”
The answer to the question was “more migraine than dehydrated”
Virginia, what an interesting place
OK, Spanberger getting Pusha T to headline an inauguration event that doubles as a flea market is pretty cool. spanbergerinauguration.com/market/
Made In Virginia Market | Abigail Spanberger Inaugural Committee
Governor-elect Spanberger’s inaugural weekend will kick off with a public, free-to-attend market featuring more than 40 local artisans, small businesses, and food vendors from across the Commonwealth....
spanbergerinauguration.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Virginia, what an interesting place
2026 might be that crash out year. The last one was exactly 10 years ago.
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
2026 might be that crash out year. The last one was exactly 10 years ago.
The Justin Herbert Experience
Let that man flourish behind an offensive line that’s worth a damn
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The Justin Herbert Experience
If podcasts can get a golden globe award, surely The Read can get a nomination
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
If podcasts can get a golden globe award, surely The Read can get a nomination
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Teyana going from My Super Sweet Sixteen to Golden Globe winner
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Teyana going from My Super Sweet Sixteen to Golden Globe winner
Teyana Taylor LETS GOOOOOOOOO
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Teyana Taylor LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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Im tired of AI.
Im tired of always being sold to.
Im tired of vapid influencers.
Im tired of this administration.
Im tired of not have 3rd spaces.
Im tired of everything costing so much.
Im tired of death missing his target.
IM TIRED.
Im tired of always being sold to.
Im tired of vapid influencers.
Im tired of this administration.
Im tired of not have 3rd spaces.
Im tired of everything costing so much.
Im tired of death missing his target.
IM TIRED.
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Im tired of AI.
Im tired of always being sold to.
Im tired of vapid influencers.
Im tired of this administration.
Im tired of not have 3rd spaces.
Im tired of everything costing so much.
Im tired of death missing his target.
IM TIRED.
Im tired of always being sold to.
Im tired of vapid influencers.
Im tired of this administration.
Im tired of not have 3rd spaces.
Im tired of everything costing so much.
Im tired of death missing his target.
IM TIRED.
We too full from what the NFL gave us today
We supposed to go to bed now ?
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
We too full from what the NFL gave us today
Surely that was intervention from Papa Leone
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Surely that was intervention from Papa Leone