Brandon Chalmers, PhD
@thatguychalmers.bsky.social
Professional best friend. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣
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Your name might be good… But it’s not founding member of ABBA Anni-Frid Lyngstad’s late husband Heinrich Ruzzo Prinz Reuss von Plauen good.
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Here’s our final match announcement for Arcade Anarchy at @blackcatdc.bsky.social.
Former Tag Team Champions collide on the Super Art Fight canvas. The silly goose that is Nicole Chalmers steps up to clash against the unstoppable Stompadon!
#blackcatdc #arcadeanarchy #washingtondc
Former Tag Team Champions collide on the Super Art Fight canvas. The silly goose that is Nicole Chalmers steps up to clash against the unstoppable Stompadon!
#blackcatdc #arcadeanarchy #washingtondc
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Here’s our final match announcement for Arcade Anarchy at @blackcatdc.bsky.social.
Former Tag Team Champions collide on the Super Art Fight canvas. The silly goose that is Nicole Chalmers steps up to clash against the unstoppable Stompadon!
#blackcatdc #arcadeanarchy #washingtondc
Former Tag Team Champions collide on the Super Art Fight canvas. The silly goose that is Nicole Chalmers steps up to clash against the unstoppable Stompadon!
#blackcatdc #arcadeanarchy #washingtondc
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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[tune of John Cena theme horns] Scott Adams died
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
[tune of John Cena theme horns] Scott Adams died
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♥️ for guillotine
♻️ for woodchipper
♻️ for woodchipper
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
♥️ for guillotine
♻️ for woodchipper
♻️ for woodchipper
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What a 2025!! So much happened this year, and I was bad about sharing almost all of it. Some highlights include:
- Having my art in a billboard in Times Square
- Working on 2 board games with @lunarpunk.games
- Lots of illustration work this year!
- Doing a few markets
-Learning Pyrography!
- Having my art in a billboard in Times Square
- Working on 2 board games with @lunarpunk.games
- Lots of illustration work this year!
- Doing a few markets
-Learning Pyrography!
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What a 2025!! So much happened this year, and I was bad about sharing almost all of it. Some highlights include:
- Having my art in a billboard in Times Square
- Working on 2 board games with @lunarpunk.games
- Lots of illustration work this year!
- Doing a few markets
-Learning Pyrography!
- Having my art in a billboard in Times Square
- Working on 2 board games with @lunarpunk.games
- Lots of illustration work this year!
- Doing a few markets
-Learning Pyrography!
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The set is complete! You can now get ALL FIVE in my series on the Cryptids of Scotland! Up in my Etsy shop, give em a gander and see which ones I forgot! 🏴😈
www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...
www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The set is complete! You can now get ALL FIVE in my series on the Cryptids of Scotland! Up in my Etsy shop, give em a gander and see which ones I forgot! 🏴😈
www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...
www.etsy.com/shop/Lipstic...
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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Since Hollywood clearly forgot how to do multi-billion dollar franchises, here is the perfect recipe:
Deadly Art of Science
Ghost of Station X
Savage Sword of Doctor Dinosaur
Knights of the Golden Circle
Ring of Fire
Spectre of Tomorrow
Dawn of a New Era
Deadly Art of Science
Ghost of Station X
Savage Sword of Doctor Dinosaur
Knights of the Golden Circle
Ring of Fire
Spectre of Tomorrow
Dawn of a New Era
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Since Hollywood clearly forgot how to do multi-billion dollar franchises, here is the perfect recipe:
Deadly Art of Science
Ghost of Station X
Savage Sword of Doctor Dinosaur
Knights of the Golden Circle
Ring of Fire
Spectre of Tomorrow
Dawn of a New Era
Deadly Art of Science
Ghost of Station X
Savage Sword of Doctor Dinosaur
Knights of the Golden Circle
Ring of Fire
Spectre of Tomorrow
Dawn of a New Era
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Proud Boy Pose™
Ideal Incel
Absolute Alpha Male
Ideal Incel
Absolute Alpha Male
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Proud Boy Pose™
Ideal Incel
Absolute Alpha Male
Ideal Incel
Absolute Alpha Male
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Remember, the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know.
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Remember, the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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From the Larchives. Also, not a pin up :)
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
From the Larchives. Also, not a pin up :)
One of my favorite people is doing rad things and now you know so no excuse not seeing it!
I'm Going to Be a Host at Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!: blast-o-rama.com/2025/12/09/i...
I'm Going to Be a Host at Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!
The Short Version Awesome Games Done Quick is coming up on January 4th-10th, 2026, and I’m incredibly pleased to announce I will be one of the on-air hosts during the event, for the following speedrun...
blast-o-rama.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
One of my favorite people is doing rad things and now you know so no excuse not seeing it!
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Someday I'm going to make an actual music video for this, but for now, here's a lyric video for "Chili Cheese Dog for Santa" by yours truly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
Jamie Noguchi – Chili Cheese Dog for Santa (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Jamie Jams
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Someday I'm going to make an actual music video for this, but for now, here's a lyric video for "Chili Cheese Dog for Santa" by yours truly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
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Road to Kaiju Brooklyn! Kaiju cooking! Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Road to Kaiju Brooklyn! Kaiju cooking! Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
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Microtransactions - Video games used to be sold complete!
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Microtransactions - Video games used to be sold complete!
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
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I made an exclusive holiday thing honoring the jolly voyager of the 7 skies with his own JOLLY ROGER! This Santa themed pirate flag is part of my sale over at spaghetti-kiss.com
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I made an exclusive holiday thing honoring the jolly voyager of the 7 skies with his own JOLLY ROGER! This Santa themed pirate flag is part of my sale over at spaghetti-kiss.com
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Swifties are to music what WWE fans are to wrestling and I won't elaborate
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Swifties are to music what WWE fans are to wrestling and I won't elaborate
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I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus