♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️
@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social
Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They.
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
Pinned
Tezcat The Magic Jaguar - Showcase Tricks
YouTube video by Tezcat the Magic Jaguar
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Going to be working on a new medley of magic tricks and comedy skits soon.
In the meantime, it seems we can pin posts here so…🫶🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏🪄
youtu.be/WoB4pmt2gz8?...
In the meantime, it seems we can pin posts here so…🫶🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏🪄
youtu.be/WoB4pmt2gz8?...
Changing one word to fuck up a movie quote:
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
Changing one word to fuck up a movie quote:
“This is my penis. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good.”
“This is my penis. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Changing one word to fuck up a movie quote:
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision of the future.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision of the future.
Has anyone checked in on those orcas that were attacking rich people who have boats? Remember when that was a thing? #goldfishmemoryisthenewreality
a stick figure wearing a cowboy hat with a red star on it
ALT: a stick figure wearing a cowboy hat with a red star on it
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December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Has anyone checked in on those orcas that were attacking rich people who have boats? Remember when that was a thing? #goldfishmemoryisthenewreality
Time to go get groceries at everyone’s favorite American Owe Store
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Time to go get groceries at everyone’s favorite American Owe Store
The cat on the left is giving some serious Cumberbatch as Khan vibes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The cat on the left is giving some serious Cumberbatch as Khan vibes.
The amazingly talented @cochayuyocreations.bsky.social knows what’s up. 😼
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The amazingly talented @cochayuyocreations.bsky.social knows what’s up. 😼
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
It sucks that a lot of my fellow jaguars tend to go to MFF more than AC because I’ve only gotten to hang with my telegram group crew once years ago there.
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It sucks that a lot of my fellow jaguars tend to go to MFF more than AC because I’ve only gotten to hang with my telegram group crew once years ago there.
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
If the below is true, then how is that Dire Straights has observed artists
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If the below is true, then how is that Dire Straights has observed artists
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
Damn.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Damn.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
So I forgot this SNES game existed and now I’m angry that I realize I never played it but vaguely have memories of seeing the name in game sections in stores and in gaming magazines and arrrrrgh I need to now watch gameplay.
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So I forgot this SNES game existed and now I’m angry that I realize I never played it but vaguely have memories of seeing the name in game sections in stores and in gaming magazines and arrrrrgh I need to now watch gameplay.
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
There should be a drag queen with the name Mari Lewd who wears the skull and dresses in sexy holiday themed rags.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There should be a drag queen with the name Mari Lewd who wears the skull and dresses in sexy holiday themed rags.
There’s about to be a new feature for some of my comedy and magic videos.
Thanks to a talented artist.
Details to come next year. 🪄🧦👀🃏
Thanks to a talented artist.
Details to come next year. 🪄🧦👀🃏
a blue puppet and a green puppet are on a black background
ALT: a blue puppet and a green puppet are on a black background
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There’s about to be a new feature for some of my comedy and magic videos.
Thanks to a talented artist.
Details to come next year. 🪄🧦👀🃏
Thanks to a talented artist.
Details to come next year. 🪄🧦👀🃏
Why am I just now learning there’s a Bio-Cyberpunk77 Usagi Yojimbo May Cry Descent Darksiders Worlds FIST Wars Unleashed-Mutant Bucky Ohare video game?!?
Want.
youtu.be/t7z6q17zz4I?...
Want.
youtu.be/t7z6q17zz4I?...
Zoopunk | Annoucement Trailer
YouTube video by ZOOPUNK
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December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Why am I just now learning there’s a Bio-Cyberpunk77 Usagi Yojimbo May Cry Descent Darksiders Worlds FIST Wars Unleashed-Mutant Bucky Ohare video game?!?
Want.
youtu.be/t7z6q17zz4I?...
Want.
youtu.be/t7z6q17zz4I?...
I need a fight between this dapper bladed furry and British Twink Elf Pole Dancing Medieval Combat Bard-Fighter Blumineck (David Balcer-Whittle).
😼
😼
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I need a fight between this dapper bladed furry and British Twink Elf Pole Dancing Medieval Combat Bard-Fighter Blumineck (David Balcer-Whittle).
😼
😼
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I was INVESTED in this story.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I was INVESTED in this story.
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Always sucks when an adult film star passes because now I can’t fap to their work. It’s just weird now. 😅
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Always sucks when an adult film star passes because now I can’t fap to their work. It’s just weird now. 😅
I still think to this day the best line of dialogue I’ve ever experienced watching a porn is “tongue punch my f*ckhole”.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
ALT: a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I still think to this day the best line of dialogue I’ve ever experienced watching a porn is “tongue punch my f*ckhole”.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
No no you don’t understand. I NEED this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No no you don’t understand. I NEED this.
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Hey folks, some update. We're still searching for potential donors and for those headed to Chicago this weekend, a friend put together this asset which they'll have copies of at the event, so DM them to meetup to help spread the word! piggalicious.bsky.social
The site is still iggyland.org -
The site is still iggyland.org -
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hey folks, some update. We're still searching for potential donors and for those headed to Chicago this weekend, a friend put together this asset which they'll have copies of at the event, so DM them to meetup to help spread the word! piggalicious.bsky.social
The site is still iggyland.org -
The site is still iggyland.org -
Image vs Marvel Add-On
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Image vs Marvel Add-On
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?