♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️
@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social
Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They.
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
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Tezcat The Magic Jaguar - Showcase Tricks
YouTube video by Tezcat the Magic Jaguar
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Going to be working on a new medley of magic tricks and comedy skits soon.
In the meantime, it seems we can pin posts here so…🫶🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏🪄
youtu.be/WoB4pmt2gz8?...
In the meantime, it seems we can pin posts here so…🫶🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏🪄
youtu.be/WoB4pmt2gz8?...
I need a fight between this dapper bladed furry and British Twink Elf Pole Dancing Medieval Combat Bard-Fighter Blumineck (David Balcer-Whittle).
😼
😼
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I need a fight between this dapper bladed furry and British Twink Elf Pole Dancing Medieval Combat Bard-Fighter Blumineck (David Balcer-Whittle).
😼
😼
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I was INVESTED in this story.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I was INVESTED in this story.
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Always sucks when an adult film star passes because now I can’t fap to their work. It’s just weird now. 😅
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Always sucks when an adult film star passes because now I can’t fap to their work. It’s just weird now. 😅
I still think to this day the best line of dialogue I’ve ever experienced watching a porn is “tongue punch my f*ckhole”.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
ALT: a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I still think to this day the best line of dialogue I’ve ever experienced watching a porn is “tongue punch my f*ckhole”.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
There are so many cliche ones out there but that one really stood out years ago and I’ll always cherish it.
No no you don’t understand. I NEED this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No no you don’t understand. I NEED this.
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Hey folks, some update. We're still searching for potential donors and for those headed to Chicago this weekend, a friend put together this asset which they'll have copies of at the event, so DM them to meetup to help spread the word! piggalicious.bsky.social
The site is still iggyland.org -
The site is still iggyland.org -
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hey folks, some update. We're still searching for potential donors and for those headed to Chicago this weekend, a friend put together this asset which they'll have copies of at the event, so DM them to meetup to help spread the word! piggalicious.bsky.social
The site is still iggyland.org -
The site is still iggyland.org -
Image vs Marvel Add-On
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Image vs Marvel Add-On
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
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Who built a mysterious ancient city in western China? | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
Who built a mysterious ancient city in western China?
DNA recovered from people buried at the site reveals surprises
www.science.org
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who built a mysterious ancient city in western China? | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
Everyone else: What a beautiful stellar gas cloud image near a bright star. Looks almost like a large winged…
Us Who Read Comics:
Us Who Read Comics:
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Everyone else: What a beautiful stellar gas cloud image near a bright star. Looks almost like a large winged…
Us Who Read Comics:
Us Who Read Comics:
Meanwhile Dune readers:
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Meanwhile Dune readers:
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
Rewatches and studies details of my own last few video projects.
Yup. I don’t think better production quality would improve how unhinged my sense of humor is. But yay bad jokes and magic tricks. Woot! 😼
Yup. I don’t think better production quality would improve how unhinged my sense of humor is. But yay bad jokes and magic tricks. Woot! 😼
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Rewatches and studies details of my own last few video projects.
Yup. I don’t think better production quality would improve how unhinged my sense of humor is. But yay bad jokes and magic tricks. Woot! 😼
Yup. I don’t think better production quality would improve how unhinged my sense of humor is. But yay bad jokes and magic tricks. Woot! 😼
I need to find a cartography or maritime kinkster just so I can make this joke
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I need to find a cartography or maritime kinkster just so I can make this joke
@profanity.accountant will surely find that I am quite a professional and clean-mouthed jaguar. Surely it can’t be that…
@profanity.accountant do your thing
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@profanity.accountant will surely find that I am quite a professional and clean-mouthed jaguar. Surely it can’t be that…
People are just too busy and overwhelmed. Can it with the ridiculous scaled RNG.
We struggle in real life with so much we can’t control. 1/100000000000 chance drop of a widget is dumb.
We struggle in real life with so much we can’t control. 1/100000000000 chance drop of a widget is dumb.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
People are just too busy and overwhelmed. Can it with the ridiculous scaled RNG.
We struggle in real life with so much we can’t control. 1/100000000000 chance drop of a widget is dumb.
We struggle in real life with so much we can’t control. 1/100000000000 chance drop of a widget is dumb.
Magical changing cards. Magical color changing shoestrings.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Magical changing cards. Magical color changing shoestrings.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
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PUPPET COMMSS OPEN!!!
Now its YOUR chance to get a silly Puppet version of your sona, Oc, or even an artistic liberty design!
IIl contact everyone who fills the form, and announce critters im doin after I confirm payment issues!
Check the from on website! Or first comment!
Now its YOUR chance to get a silly Puppet version of your sona, Oc, or even an artistic liberty design!
IIl contact everyone who fills the form, and announce critters im doin after I confirm payment issues!
Check the from on website! Or first comment!
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
PUPPET COMMSS OPEN!!!
Now its YOUR chance to get a silly Puppet version of your sona, Oc, or even an artistic liberty design!
IIl contact everyone who fills the form, and announce critters im doin after I confirm payment issues!
Check the from on website! Or first comment!
Now its YOUR chance to get a silly Puppet version of your sona, Oc, or even an artistic liberty design!
IIl contact everyone who fills the form, and announce critters im doin after I confirm payment issues!
Check the from on website! Or first comment!
Without saying Star Wars, name a science fiction film.
Krull. (Yes it was, technically. This was an alien Satan IT lol).
Krull. (Yes it was, technically. This was an alien Satan IT lol).
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Without saying Star Wars, name a science fiction film.
Krull. (Yes it was, technically. This was an alien Satan IT lol).
Krull. (Yes it was, technically. This was an alien Satan IT lol).
After much scripting, rewrites, and just deciding to scrub all that and just ham, here's the long awaited (by like 3 furries lol) "Lost footage of Tezcat's Magic Treehouse Show"(Read as: Tezcat Performs David Ginn's Classic Purple Orange Eater Magic Trick But With Dark Humor).
youtu.be/oNsOISlNT-8
youtu.be/oNsOISlNT-8
Found Footage of the Lost Episode of Tezcat’s Magic Treehouse. (Warning. Do not attempt trick)
YouTube video by Tezcat the Magic Jaguar
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
After much scripting, rewrites, and just deciding to scrub all that and just ham, here's the long awaited (by like 3 furries lol) "Lost footage of Tezcat's Magic Treehouse Show"(Read as: Tezcat Performs David Ginn's Classic Purple Orange Eater Magic Trick But With Dark Humor).
youtu.be/oNsOISlNT-8
youtu.be/oNsOISlNT-8
When Cyclops is done right, he’s intimidating.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When Cyclops is done right, he’s intimidating.
Our experts have acquired the found footage of the only surviving clip from the infamous kids show Tezcat’s Magic Treehouse during that fateful final episode. Stay tuned for the special presentation after tonight’s Swangoulie Horror Fest.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our experts have acquired the found footage of the only surviving clip from the infamous kids show Tezcat’s Magic Treehouse during that fateful final episode. Stay tuned for the special presentation after tonight’s Swangoulie Horror Fest.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.