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Proud owner of a 3-year-old Jack-a-poo. But we all know who's in charge.
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"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home.

Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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Fidget spinner sales could falter if people stop buying fidget spinners, fidget spinner manufacturer warns.
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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The Smelt store is now open for business: if 5,000 of you are willing to chip in £10 plus fees each, we can make some brilliant things

Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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This is hugely ambitious and I take my hat off to the team behind it. You can make audio comedy happen!

www.comedy.co.uk/online/news/...
Podcast platform Smelt turns listeners into comedy commissioners - British Comedy Guide
Ghosts' Ben Willbond, Andy Hamilton, stand-ups Deborah Frances-White and Alice Fraser, plus The Thick Of It's swearing consultant Ian Martin, are among the writers whose scripted comedies are launchin...
www.comedy.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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One of my oldest friends has gone missing in Thailand.

Sharing this on all platforms and would appreciate any reposts
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Don’t worry, Senior Consultant West Ham is always on call 😀
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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New for @josimarfootball.bsky.social. And depressing. Correspondence between the Premier League and the British government suggests that elite English football clubs will be allowed to pursue commercial relationships with illegal betting operators in the future.

josimarfootball.com/2026/01/13/s...
Same old, same old - josimarfootball.com
Correspondence between the Premier League and the British government suggests that, contrary to expectations, elite English football clubs will be allowed to pursue commercial relationships with illeg...
josimarfootball.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
Today is the Smithsonian's deadline to give thousands of documents to the White House
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology."
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Also, in May, my next poetry book, Let The Quiet Ones Rise, comes out and so does paperback of Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal, aiming to visit a few bookshops and libraries so please do get in contact if you’d like me to visit
Solo shows in Belfast, Cambridge and Falmouth are imminent #comedy #poetry
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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aka Dibnah's Nemesis. He'd have that lot down in 2 days
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.

Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Our new Pot Kettle issue on sale now!
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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‘Where’s your fucking poppy?’
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Infantino will present Fifa's "Peace Prize" on 5 December, the day of the 2026 World Cup draw.

In Washington D.C.

We're all thinking the same thing, yes? Surely he couldn't? Oh yes he could.

inside.fifa.com/organisation...
FIFA introduces the FIFA Peace Prize - an award to recognise exceptional actions for peace and unity
FIFA has announced the introduction of the “FIFA Peace Prize – Football Unites the World” to reward individuals who have taken exceptional and extraordinary actions for peace and by doing so have unit...
inside.fifa.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I’ve just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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If you or anyone you know has been given an anti social behaviour order for sleeping rough please hold on to that paper and get in touch with us. [email protected] or drop by MoH or SK hub.

We are trying to challenge criminalisation of homelessness, which happens far too much.
October 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Londoners - I have a *free* ticket to a screening of Urchin at 2:30pm TODAY, BFI Southbank, NFT3

This is Harris Dickinson's directorial debut

E-ticket can send via email

Can no longer make it, can anyone use the ticket?

Please repost

www.imdb.com/title/tt3571...
Urchin (2025) ⭐ 6.9 | Drama
1h 39m
www.imdb.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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The thousand year old sport is kicking it in front the thousand some year old monument. #londonsumo #stonehenge
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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There's a new thing called Track Record. No adverts. Free. No clickbait. Just decent writing about sport, music and entertainment. I've done a bit about shortarse geniuses, and the increasing size, and power, of Premier League players. Give it a go.
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/10/09/t...
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Simon Jordan on TalkSport, unchallenged yet again.

As a Talksport employee, I am embarrassed by this rebuttal of what Neville said. This moron pontificates without question. It is bonkers.

And yeah, i'll probably be sacked. Fuck it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FrXr...
"APPALLING STANCE!" Simon Jordan rages at "COWARD" Gary Neville after Union Jack REMOVAL admission!
YouTube video by talkSPORT
youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The main story on BBC 6 Music News this morning is that a ‘boat carrying migrants is on its way to France’

Delivered in the same upbeat tone as England winning the women’s Euros.

The migration ‘debate’ in this country is unmoored from reality, and the media-political complex is feeding it
September 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM