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Yoooooooo
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Friday the 13th (2011)
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Autoimmune stuff ain't fun folks
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
RIP James Van Der Beek
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I think it's time I lay off the Hitman
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Age verification? I can remember the O.J. Simpson trial.
Age verification? I can remember the Iran hostage crisis.
Age verification? I was alive when Intellivision first released.
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
One of my cats waits until I've gotten up and then he drinks my bedside water
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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BIG AIR IS SO SICK, SNOWBOARDING IS SO SICK
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Neil Gaiman would be perfect
The War against Trans People: Common Sense

The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
February 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
One of those things that puts a smile on your face
Keep him!

“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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PEEL IT BACK 2026
SEE YOU TOMORROW, CHARLOTTE
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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💯👇
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Our poll of over 9000 watchers of Bad Bunny's Halftime Show did not have a unanimous opinion, however the closing message was universally praised. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Made it fifteen words in before I laughed and called it good
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I said this right away! They looked legit, that kiss was a real married kiss. That rocks.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
This was shit hot
Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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The sugarcane field intro >>> #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM