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Yoooooooo
baw BAWK
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Ball X Pit really has a fun meta layer to it, not explicitly, but it eventually becomes like slamming beers at the end of a bad/good night, eventually the beers are drinking themselves and your brain is just along for the ride. It burns out nicely.
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Canned Heat still whips
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Friday the 13th (2011)
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Lemme know when he's dead
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It's too fatty a piece of meat, it needs to sit and tenderize in your brain, and then the whole thing falls apart
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Autoimmune stuff ain't fun folks
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Too close to my age goddamn
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
RIP James Van Der Beek
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
They tried, even the incremental stuff got blocked by the Supreme Court 🔪
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Get back in the lab is solid advice
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I think it's time I lay off the Hitman
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I *am* a subscriber and this is getting ridiculous
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Oh come the fuck on with this horseshit
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Age verification? I can remember the O.J. Simpson trial.
Age verification? I can remember the Iran hostage crisis.
Age verification? I was alive when Intellivision first released.
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
One of my cats waits until I've gotten up and then he drinks my bedside water
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sentinel is on hold because the numbnuts in the AF and Congress were like "let's use 60 year old infrastructure" and that is delaying the silo side of things by the better part of a decade at least. The sentinel silo issue has many of the features of your test post a while back.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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BIG AIR IS SO SICK, SNOWBOARDING IS SO SICK
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Neil Gaiman would be perfect
The War against Trans People: Common Sense

The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
February 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
One of those things that puts a smile on your face
Keep him!

“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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PEEL IT BACK 2026
SEE YOU TOMORROW, CHARLOTTE
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM