Can I just shock you? I like the BBC...

@tedmaul.bsky.social found you on here!

Made my day, that...

Armchair critics

If you like my cartoons I can draw one for you for a very reasonable fee. They're not prints, I draw each one to order. Which is nice.

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

How did Mr Tumble sneakily recreating the cover to Black Sabbath's debut album escape me for so many years?

I see that that cretin Michael Gove has slithered out from under his rock to push his dogmatic educational agenda once again.

Such a wretched man - he burned all his capital long ago.

A joyous Midwinter to all.
#solstice

Actually it’s Ggrace Dent.

Woken up by the storm. Just lying here, blinds up, wind whistling through the streets. Has a quite calming, nautical feel - reminds me of when I lived on the coast, one of my favourite places to be.

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

Available here if folks haven’t seen it

youtu.be/bKkfGG9q32c?...

Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.

First she teased the notion that the PM should resign, and call an election after less than 200 days, and then she went and quoted the petition.

Basically shitposting at PMQs.

I know it takes time to bed in, but Kemi will be gone before Starmer.

I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.

Just snagged four tubes of Cheesy Footballs in sainsbos.

Early Christmas wins...