Tart Attack
@tartattack.bsky.social
he/him | posting laffs and japes without thinking too much about it | movie takes zone: https://letterboxd.com/SaltLiquor/
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
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every superhero universe is constantly in a state of power complexity decay - a long sizzling half-life that starts with "strong, fast, flies" and inevitably ends up generations later more like "electric fingernail whips"
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
every superhero universe is constantly in a state of power complexity decay - a long sizzling half-life that starts with "strong, fast, flies" and inevitably ends up generations later more like "electric fingernail whips"
the savage Mitski mosh pit where everyone risks their life to "Mine All Mine"
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 AM
the savage Mitski mosh pit where everyone risks their life to "Mine All Mine"
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taking a few nights off from the drudgery of domestic laziness to enjoy some much more intentional, much more deliberate laziness
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
taking a few nights off from the drudgery of domestic laziness to enjoy some much more intentional, much more deliberate laziness
the place I went was so dense with vineyards and tasting rooms that one property had a sign "private residence NO WINERY" to keep us tourist scum at bay
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
the place I went was so dense with vineyards and tasting rooms that one property had a sign "private residence NO WINERY" to keep us tourist scum at bay
I have completed my vacation from doing nothing and friends, let me tell you, even from your own laziness it's fun to get out of town and take a break
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I have completed my vacation from doing nothing and friends, let me tell you, even from your own laziness it's fun to get out of town and take a break
she had those civilization-destroying hips
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
she had those civilization-destroying hips
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i’m hikikomorley safer. tonight, a disturbing new finding by the national transportation safety board threatens to interrupt my kamen rider marathon
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i’m hikikomorley safer. tonight, a disturbing new finding by the national transportation safety board threatens to interrupt my kamen rider marathon
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"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!
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if Britain can have King Arthur, then Mars can have David Bowie
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
if Britain can have King Arthur, then Mars can have David Bowie
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as a kid I desperately wanted a cubicle because it kind of seemed like a tiny little castle that you could pin cartoons onto
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
as a kid I desperately wanted a cubicle because it kind of seemed like a tiny little castle that you could pin cartoons onto
*trying to turn "Narnia" into a verb* narnying
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
*trying to turn "Narnia" into a verb* narnying
I have reached the end of The Staircase on Netflix and I still need someone to make a fucking diagram explaining this family with the number of moms and ex-wives
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I have reached the end of The Staircase on Netflix and I still need someone to make a fucking diagram explaining this family with the number of moms and ex-wives
i know no one's ever in a good mood to joke about it but, the concept of the death penalty is inherently really funny. hey guy, society has made a decision about you in particular. what? oh, that we are going to kill you
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i know no one's ever in a good mood to joke about it but, the concept of the death penalty is inherently really funny. hey guy, society has made a decision about you in particular. what? oh, that we are going to kill you
haunted in my dreams by a Frenchman who belittles me, "I am simp-leey mair powairful than yoouuueeee"
January 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
haunted in my dreams by a Frenchman who belittles me, "I am simp-leey mair powairful than yoouuueeee"
all my love to people doing 2000s period film who take care to get the era's ultra-shitty ringtones right ❤️
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
all my love to people doing 2000s period film who take care to get the era's ultra-shitty ringtones right ❤️
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i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
Huh, weird, because actually after reading it seems like the MOST helpful frame is that WAS a hard-right project from the start, and that you were a fucking credulous imbecile for believing the free speech narrative was anything but the world's most obvious Trojan Horse
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Huh, weird, because actually after reading it seems like the MOST helpful frame is that WAS a hard-right project from the start, and that you were a fucking credulous imbecile for believing the free speech narrative was anything but the world's most obvious Trojan Horse
regardless of how It actually happens, in my heart I will reimagine it Inglourious Basterds style, probably to him getting accidentally lassoed into a rodeo arena and filmed in 4K while a dozen perfect white bulls go nuts on his spine and genitals
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
regardless of how It actually happens, in my heart I will reimagine it Inglourious Basterds style, probably to him getting accidentally lassoed into a rodeo arena and filmed in 4K while a dozen perfect white bulls go nuts on his spine and genitals
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Every reply guy comment is a battle with the inner beast that was lost
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Every reply guy comment is a battle with the inner beast that was lost
hearing on the radio that they're playing "tomorrow's hits, today!" and excitedly calling my precognitive cover band to tell them we made it big
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
hearing on the radio that they're playing "tomorrow's hits, today!" and excitedly calling my precognitive cover band to tell them we made it big
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Art by Moebius for “Les Robinsons du Cosmos” (1970) by Francis Carsac.
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Art by Moebius for “Les Robinsons du Cosmos” (1970) by Francis Carsac.
staring in the mirror and contemplating if I'm ace because I didn't think Challengers was particularly sexy
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
staring in the mirror and contemplating if I'm ace because I didn't think Challengers was particularly sexy
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DICTATOR
(and alpha chun li)
(and alpha chun li)
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
DICTATOR
(and alpha chun li)
(and alpha chun li)