Dan “Tim” Bangle
@tambl.ing
“He’s only the size of a pencil, and he eats ants.” –David Attenborough
Horse Parliament unanimously votes down its 1,034th straight bill.
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Horse Parliament unanimously votes down its 1,034th straight bill.
POV: I have invited you to “La Casa”
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
POV: I have invited you to “La Casa”
Let’s all sit down for a “shutting the fuck up and not shooting yourself in the dick” lesson from… a Brit.
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Let’s all sit down for a “shutting the fuck up and not shooting yourself in the dick” lesson from… a Brit.
Guy with a thick Brooklyn accent buying a ticket to Jim Jarmusch’s latest movie: “one for Faddah Muddah Sistah Bruddah.”
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Guy with a thick Brooklyn accent buying a ticket to Jim Jarmusch’s latest movie: “one for Faddah Muddah Sistah Bruddah.”
Since becoming a parent, my utility function has become embarrassingly simple: fewer crying children.
I don’t know what ICE’s function is at this point other than making children cry.
I don’t know what ICE’s function is at this point other than making children cry.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Since becoming a parent, my utility function has become embarrassingly simple: fewer crying children.
I don’t know what ICE’s function is at this point other than making children cry.
I don’t know what ICE’s function is at this point other than making children cry.
I count down to the first of every month, but I admire your restraint.
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I count down to the first of every month, but I admire your restraint.
Inventing Mithrandir, an app that lets you dispatch an old man with a beard and a stick to beat the shit out of these guys.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Inventing Mithrandir, an app that lets you dispatch an old man with a beard and a stick to beat the shit out of these guys.
In the two hours between when this post was made and when I quoted it, human drivers killed approximately 275 people.
![Pop Crave & @PopCrave • 12h
Waymo co-CEO warns fatal crashes in self-driving cars are coming, and the company is already planning for them:
"We don't say "whether.' We say 'when.' And we plan for [fatal crashes]."
WAYMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymipjgi2ebiptelhrw6zezas/bafkreicjmclzthikst76hsm4ntxz5qc44ixfgkbjlkteua4ld4clmethly@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In the two hours between when this post was made and when I quoted it, human drivers killed approximately 275 people.
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Reposted by Dan “Tim” Bangle
i am willing to negotiate on "prison" :)
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i am willing to negotiate on "prison" :)
Alright folks, enough dicking around.
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Alright folks, enough dicking around.
I am experiencing the Fourier transform of “jesus christ lmao” into “jesus christ” and “lmao.”
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I am experiencing the Fourier transform of “jesus christ lmao” into “jesus christ” and “lmao.”
ME: Hey Quebecois Office Supply Hulk Hogan, are your wares legit?
QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:
QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ME: Hey Quebecois Office Supply Hulk Hogan, are your wares legit?
QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:
QUEBECOIS OFFICE SUPPLY HULK HOGAN:
If there’s one thing that will win the hearts and minds of Portlanders, it’s a sudden influx of Californians.
President Donald Trump is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon after a judge blocked the administration from deploying that state’s guard to Portland, according to California Gov. Gavin Newsom.
apnews.com/article/nati...
apnews.com/article/nati...
California governor says Trump is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon
California Gov. Gavin Newsom says the Trump administration is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon.
apnews.com
October 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If there’s one thing that will win the hearts and minds of Portlanders, it’s a sudden influx of Californians.
Reposted by Dan “Tim” Bangle
this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
Lot of ruined souls in the replies to this one.
August 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lot of ruined souls in the replies to this one.
Reposted by Dan “Tim” Bangle
imagining trimet doing a limited run of HOP cards with designs from local artists but then the artists are mike bennett, portland gear, and blcksmth
May 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
imagining trimet doing a limited run of HOP cards with designs from local artists but then the artists are mike bennett, portland gear, and blcksmth
Done and done, what else you got
May 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Done and done, what else you got
Reposted by Dan “Tim” Bangle
The Execution of the Doge, by Delacroix, 1825. He was beheaded for attempting a coup d'etat.
Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.
Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.
February 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Execution of the Doge, by Delacroix, 1825. He was beheaded for attempting a coup d'etat.
Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.
Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.
This is fan-made, which supports one of my most ardently-held beliefs: Nolan fans are generally morons.
February 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is fan-made, which supports one of my most ardently-held beliefs: Nolan fans are generally morons.
Noun McNounface is a very strong signal to me of a weak and attenuated soul.
Nearly 16,000 people voted in the Portland Bureau of Transportation’s inaugural Snowplow Naming Contest.
Portland gets its Plowy McPlowface (and four other winning snowplow names)
Nearly 16,000 people voted in the Portland Bureau of Transportation’s inaugural Snowplow Naming Contest.
www.oregonlive.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Noun McNounface is a very strong signal to me of a weak and attenuated soul.
This need on the part of anti-capitalists for every facet of every crisis to fractally reenact the plot of Chinatown is going to lead to some dark places very soon.
The amount of stupid on social media right now is depressing. The billionaire Resnicks own a lot of land and a lot of water rights. They do not, contrary to a lot of the stupid, "own all California's water" or have anything to do with the L.A. fires.
January 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This need on the part of anti-capitalists for every facet of every crisis to fractally reenact the plot of Chinatown is going to lead to some dark places very soon.
This cast is so bad that I thought DisbussingFilm had made its way here.
Christopher Nolan’s next film is an adaption of ‘THE ODYSSEY’
• Described as a mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus & his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong’o and Robert Pattinson
• Described as a mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus & his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong’o and Robert Pattinson
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
This cast is so bad that I thought DisbussingFilm had made its way here.
My most desired safety feature for LLMs is if you say “one word answer” too many times, they just start replying with photos of executions of Nazi war criminals and the “🤨” emoji.
December 15, 2024 at 6:39 PM
My most desired safety feature for LLMs is if you say “one word answer” too many times, they just start replying with photos of executions of Nazi war criminals and the “🤨” emoji.