Dan “Tim” Bangle
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Dan “Tim” Bangle
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“He’s only the size of a pencil, and he eats ants.” –David Attenborough
I logged in and verified; either he torched his reputation for a chuckle, or it’s real.
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
That’s all of their noncarceral solution.
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
“$68 million seems low” okay sit with that for a second and see if this is when you finally crack “having a subsequent thought.”
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Here’s the thing: I get called at 3 AM to fix the sales reactor multiple times per year.

(I have tried explaining that nobody is going to die.)
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Man as long as we’re talking about Panic pre-2003: when you uploaded the QuickTime VR tour of the “new” office (before Burnside/11th), what part of town was that in? I think about the aesthetic of that office periodically, and I’m sure I walk past it all the time without knowing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’ll tell you this: I sure prefer man’s penalties over God’s.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Both (actual) communists and (actual) capitalists can think in systems, which gives them more in common with each other than with those who can’t.
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Okay this is the closest I’ve come to understanding the people who like it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take,” indeed.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Deena Bee closed her DJ set with it before The Roots at Pioneer Courthouse Square, and I’m still curious of the “tongue in cheek”/“it’s a nice song to play on a summer evening” balance there.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That video you posted that was just the static shot of the button is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tiny beers in a park in Lisbon reoriented my entire concept of leisure.
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Give me something with a code of ethics, like a publicly-traded corporation.
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My mind went immediately to Haydon, for reasons enumerated elsewhere in this thread; my wife suggested Ricki Tarr, which I think is inspired.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’ve enjoyed the first two, particularly because they’re about adulthood in the way His Dark Materials was about adolescence.
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM