Talia Johnson
@taliajohnson.bsky.social
Unconventional, Norm Questioner fascinated with #WorkshopFacilitation, #Salesforce #UXDesign, #UX, #CommunityBuilding, #SelfDirectedLearning, and #ADHD / #Neurodiversity
Caption this beautiful spring time photo I just took. 🤣🤔
March 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Caption this beautiful spring time photo I just took. 🤣🤔
I recently posted a video on LinkedIn. Some wondered why I was doing it if I was not getting paid. My response was that sometimes I just fall into a obsessed creative state and make very time-consuming things. Example: This photo I edited of me and my friends ~25 years ago with ancient Photoshop.
February 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I recently posted a video on LinkedIn. Some wondered why I was doing it if I was not getting paid. My response was that sometimes I just fall into a obsessed creative state and make very time-consuming things. Example: This photo I edited of me and my friends ~25 years ago with ancient Photoshop.
January 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I know many of you will be able to relate this meme.
Unfortunately, I can't because it is just me at my computer at home looking like that EVERY morning. 🤣
Unfortunately, I can't because it is just me at my computer at home looking like that EVERY morning. 🤣
January 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I know many of you will be able to relate this meme.
Unfortunately, I can't because it is just me at my computer at home looking like that EVERY morning. 🤣
Unfortunately, I can't because it is just me at my computer at home looking like that EVERY morning. 🤣
Other people: My goals for 2025 include picking up a few more #Salesforce, #AWS, and #Databricks certs and increasing my income
Me:
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Me:
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Animal sound Man
YouTube video by Chris Schofield
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January 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Other people: My goals for 2025 include picking up a few more #Salesforce, #AWS, and #Databricks certs and increasing my income
Me:
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Me:
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No honey, this is totally relatable. 🫣😂😂😂
So relatable, when you work from home with a husband and two homeschooled sons. 🫠
So relatable, when you work from home with a husband and two homeschooled sons. 🫠
I don’t think many people can relate to this very niche experience lol #funny #meme #audition
YouTube video by Ruby Duff
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December 24, 2024 at 2:13 PM
No honey, this is totally relatable. 🫣😂😂😂
So relatable, when you work from home with a husband and two homeschooled sons. 🫠
So relatable, when you work from home with a husband and two homeschooled sons. 🫠
That would be me in the background waving my arm, dancing, and “helping”—Oh yes it would, now 😍🎶🙌😅
You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 PM
That would be me in the background waving my arm, dancing, and “helping”—Oh yes it would, now 😍🎶🙌😅
Today in Florida Winter Fashion.
I will likely be wearing this inside all day too…because cozy.
I will likely be wearing this inside all day too…because cozy.
December 21, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Today in Florida Winter Fashion.
I will likely be wearing this inside all day too…because cozy.
I will likely be wearing this inside all day too…because cozy.
Actual footage of our family playing D&D at home with one son as the DM and his brother rolling a natural 20. 🤣🤣🤣 🎲🐉
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youtube.com/shorts/iJ6Hu...
Ally Beardsley vs. DC 500
YouTube video by Dimension 20 Shorts
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December 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Actual footage of our family playing D&D at home with one son as the DM and his brother rolling a natural 20. 🤣🤣🤣 🎲🐉
youtube.com/shorts/iJ6Hu...
youtube.com/shorts/iJ6Hu...
Putting this in my swipe file of obscure things to reference when I meet people from Scotland 🏴 💯
The best colloquial Scottish phrase I've come across for describing someone who is boastful or conceited, heard in Aberdeen, is “he thinks he’s the cheese, but he’s only the stink.”
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Putting this in my swipe file of obscure things to reference when I meet people from Scotland 🏴 💯
Do your part for the platform and ❤️ all of my posts, will you? 😘😜
Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
November 26, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Do your part for the platform and ❤️ all of my posts, will you? 😘😜
I was just struggling to find my friend's handle and I was like, "Why is this so hard to spell?" Now I know why...
Well played, Bourgeois Alien @alienschoolyard.bsky.social, well played...
Well played, Bourgeois Alien @alienschoolyard.bsky.social, well played...
The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression
November 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I was just struggling to find my friend's handle and I was like, "Why is this so hard to spell?" Now I know why...
Well played, Bourgeois Alien @alienschoolyard.bsky.social, well played...
Well played, Bourgeois Alien @alienschoolyard.bsky.social, well played...
This is how I play it when people mistake me for Vanessa Grant @realvanessagrant.bsky.social at #Salesforce conferences. 😎
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youtube.com/shorts/Tk8hx...
Bruno Mars vs Justin Bieber
YouTube video by COMEDY U WANTED
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November 21, 2024 at 1:30 AM
This is how I play it when people mistake me for Vanessa Grant @realvanessagrant.bsky.social at #Salesforce conferences. 😎
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youtube.com/shorts/Tk8hx...
How I know when it is time to vacuum…when I find bits of my son’s favorite snack 🥥🥥🥥—eaten, much to my chagrin, right out of the bag—all over the house 😭😩
#tiredmommy #momlife #coconut #adhd #adultingishard
#tiredmommy #momlife #coconut #adhd #adultingishard
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
How I know when it is time to vacuum…when I find bits of my son’s favorite snack 🥥🥥🥥—eaten, much to my chagrin, right out of the bag—all over the house 😭😩
#tiredmommy #momlife #coconut #adhd #adultingishard
#tiredmommy #momlife #coconut #adhd #adultingishard
Yes, I just need a few 1000 more followers in order for this bug to be fixed on my profile. 😝 #blueskybugs #blueskydevs
so far the biggest issue with bluesky is that i don't have an audience large enough that i can just skeet out a question i'm too lazy to google and get an answer 70% of the time. when will the devs fix this
November 20, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Yes, I just need a few 1000 more followers in order for this bug to be fixed on my profile. 😝 #blueskybugs #blueskydevs
What VPN do you recommend? Independent consultant here.
a man with a beard asks " which vpn do you use bro ? "
ALT: a man with a beard asks " which vpn do you use bro ? "
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November 18, 2024 at 7:14 PM
What VPN do you recommend? Independent consultant here.
Do you have a friend like this?👇😆...Well, I'd like to welcome my friend, Joe De Oliveira @joedeoliveira.bsky.social, to #BlueskySocial. He'll prolly say some crazy stuff, so you'll want to follow him now + #salesforce.
My question is, which one of us is #DavidTennant? 🤔
youtube.com/shorts/KNORO...
My question is, which one of us is #DavidTennant? 🤔
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#davidtennant & #pheobewallerbridge acting like children 🤣 #staged #funny #youtube #shorts #explore
YouTube video by fandomsandfangirls
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November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Do you have a friend like this?👇😆...Well, I'd like to welcome my friend, Joe De Oliveira @joedeoliveira.bsky.social, to #BlueskySocial. He'll prolly say some crazy stuff, so you'll want to follow him now + #salesforce.
My question is, which one of us is #DavidTennant? 🤔
youtube.com/shorts/KNORO...
My question is, which one of us is #DavidTennant? 🤔
youtube.com/shorts/KNORO...
Know any Salesforce UX Design Enthusiasts and Advocates that should be added to a "Salesforce UX Design Enthusiasts" Starter Pack I am building? Please suggest yourself or others to add and I can get is started asap. 😘🙏
#salesforce #salesforceuxdesign #dreamdesigners #uxdesign #starterpack
#salesforce #salesforceuxdesign #dreamdesigners #uxdesign #starterpack
November 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Know any Salesforce UX Design Enthusiasts and Advocates that should be added to a "Salesforce UX Design Enthusiasts" Starter Pack I am building? Please suggest yourself or others to add and I can get is started asap. 😘🙏
#salesforce #salesforceuxdesign #dreamdesigners #uxdesign #starterpack
#salesforce #salesforceuxdesign #dreamdesigners #uxdesign #starterpack
November 16, 2024 at 2:39 AM
For anyone that is wondering…Yes, that’s a strawberry on my nose and finger led lights on my glasses.
Why?
Because I’m cool like that. 😎👌
Why?
Because I’m cool like that. 😎👌
November 16, 2024 at 1:50 AM
For anyone that is wondering…Yes, that’s a strawberry on my nose and finger led lights on my glasses.
Why?
Because I’m cool like that. 😎👌
Why?
Because I’m cool like that. 😎👌
Oh, I’d love to get my hands on that poop-smeared org to change the “fight” with #Salesforce into “delight” with it. 😜😅
#uxdesign #dreamdesigners #salesforceuxdesign #uxdesigner #uxfails #userexperience
#uxdesign #dreamdesigners #salesforceuxdesign #uxdesigner #uxfails #userexperience
November 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Oh, I’d love to get my hands on that poop-smeared org to change the “fight” with #Salesforce into “delight” with it. 😜😅
#uxdesign #dreamdesigners #salesforceuxdesign #uxdesigner #uxfails #userexperience
#uxdesign #dreamdesigners #salesforceuxdesign #uxdesigner #uxfails #userexperience
“I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is…you”
@tristanlombard.bsky.social I can hear you singing. ❤️
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is…you”
@tristanlombard.bsky.social I can hear you singing. ❤️
Live view of me waiting for Vanessa Grant, Jen Lee, and Guilda Hilaire to make their 🦋 debuts. 🙏 #TrailblazerCommunity #AllIWant4Christmas #WhoDoIHave2Bribe
mariah carey is wearing a santa claus costume and standing in front of a group of female dancers .
ALT: mariah carey is wearing a santa claus costume and standing in front of a group of female dancers .
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November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
“I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is…you”
@tristanlombard.bsky.social I can hear you singing. ❤️
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is…you”
@tristanlombard.bsky.social I can hear you singing. ❤️
Let’s see if I can nail down a topic that fits the bill…Comment below if you plan to submit too! 😍💪😎
💡 We are gearing up for a great TDX March 5-6th & we want YOU to share your expertise! The CFP is live until November 22nd- we are looking for content for ALL our technical audiences.
💻 To submit an abstract: lnkd.in/gSMdWAWw
#TDX25 #TrailblazerCommunity #awesomeadmins
💻 To submit an abstract: lnkd.in/gSMdWAWw
#TDX25 #TrailblazerCommunity #awesomeadmins
November 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Let’s see if I can nail down a topic that fits the bill…Comment below if you plan to submit too! 😍💪😎
My son just came in to tell us that there is a “Superman” outside—the last one of 2024. Took us a second to realize he was saying, “super moon”. lol
November 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
My son just came in to tell us that there is a “Superman” outside—the last one of 2024. Took us a second to realize he was saying, “super moon”. lol
Reposted by Talia Johnson
