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Mark
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Note this before my notes: there’s not a note of mine that’s worth the noting
The Bills are so bad
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The New Mexico Lobos are still alive for the college football playoff
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nothing that happens south of the Mason & Dixon line is any of my business
Do not say “Lane Kiffin” to me
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Making lemonade
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
taco’s
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Shorey thrown out at home plate
“Force the other team to make a play” I say as I refuse to change my flight back to Chicago away from the snowstorm this afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fire Marshal for what?
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Force the other team to make a play” I say as I refuse to change my flight back to Chicago away from the snowstorm this afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Feel like shit the Nuggets didn’t make it
After tonight’s games, the full NBA Cup bracket is set 👀

Who’s taking home the trophy?
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
All bits aside that’s a genuinely unacceptable loss for the Nuggets
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I guess the lights are just too bright for the Denver Nuggets when it comes to the NBA cup
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Life without a nuggets emirates cup banner is so hollow, one might even say it's not a life at all
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don’t fuck it up Nuggets
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m putting the Buffs on the bubble
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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A more beautiful sequence of words does not exist
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️

also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Moron
Although the only thing interesting about next year’s Avs is trying to predict if Hakstol takes over before the holiday break or the Olympic break
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I can’t even bear the thought of the Nuggets losing their NBA Cup game on Friday
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If the Bluesky search bar was good for literally anything at all I would self dunk on my post saying that the only thing interesting about the Avs this year was when they would fire their coach, but, alas the Bluesky search bar is worthless
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I completed my final count. Out of 10,511 bus stops, I found that 4,360 (41%) of them could be removed to align with national best practices of 1/4 mile spacing. Long-form explainer article and an interactive map are forthcoming. Green dots are removed stops, black are kept stops.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Goddamn can Vince Gilligan make an episode of television
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The Montreal metro shows that great things are possible even in North America
I love the Montreal metro so much. Rubber tires!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Nightmare fuel worldcupsimulator.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM