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Turtle
@swift-turtle.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Will be a while until I finish a game but 2026 games thread so I remember it
Would not have had the patience to finish it if not for breaking my save state rule and the Yellow Devil trick. Game just throws way too much bullshit at you
Mega Man 1 ⭐️⭐️
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Would not have had the patience to finish it if not for breaking my save state rule and the Yellow Devil trick. Game just throws way too much bullshit at you
No wonder the Wily Stage Theme is this fire because it has to elevate the bad stages
Mega Man 2 ⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
No wonder the Wily Stage Theme is this fire because it has to elevate the bad stages
Playing the videogame Metal Garden. It employs a technique used in videogames called level design which is something I quite enjoy
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Playing the videogame Metal Garden. It employs a technique used in videogames called level design which is something I quite enjoy
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
One thing I am learning about myself while playing Rebirth is that I care more about FFVII than I thought I did.
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
One thing I am learning about myself while playing Rebirth is that I care more about FFVII than I thought I did.
When you post a funny picture in the group chat and it shatters the react record but they didn't use the laugh emote that you hoped they would
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
When you post a funny picture in the group chat and it shatters the react record but they didn't use the laugh emote that you hoped they would
Will be a while until I finish a game but 2026 games thread so I remember it
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Will be a while until I finish a game but 2026 games thread so I remember it
Looking at this and I have no real favorite game from either new releases or old ones.
New releases I liked Split Fiction, DK Bananza, Silksong, CO: Expedition 33 and Dragon Quest 2 HD-2D Remake the most but I would put none above the other. Might even put Legends ZA up there.
New releases I liked Split Fiction, DK Bananza, Silksong, CO: Expedition 33 and Dragon Quest 2 HD-2D Remake the most but I would put none above the other. Might even put Legends ZA up there.
First game finished so it is time for the 2025 videogame thread. Maybe I will think about posting regularly this year...
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Looking at this and I have no real favorite game from either new releases or old ones.
New releases I liked Split Fiction, DK Bananza, Silksong, CO: Expedition 33 and Dragon Quest 2 HD-2D Remake the most but I would put none above the other. Might even put Legends ZA up there.
New releases I liked Split Fiction, DK Bananza, Silksong, CO: Expedition 33 and Dragon Quest 2 HD-2D Remake the most but I would put none above the other. Might even put Legends ZA up there.
Happy New Year Everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Happy New Year Everyone!
Saturday morning tiktok algorithm just hits different
December 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Saturday morning tiktok algorithm just hits different
Playing Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. While I am enjoying it I know that the remake trilogy will be a wash for me just because I don't vibe with the combat system at all
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Playing Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. While I am enjoying it I know that the remake trilogy will be a wash for me just because I don't vibe with the combat system at all
When she sees your pp for the first time
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
When she sees your pp for the first time
Thinking a bit about this and Double Fine remains one of the devs whose output I want to like more than I do
Keeper ⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thinking a bit about this and Double Fine remains one of the devs whose output I want to like more than I do
Whenever I see someone post a random clip from some vertical or horizontal shooter it’s the coolest shit ever
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Whenever I see someone post a random clip from some vertical or horizontal shooter it’s the coolest shit ever
Playing the Dragon Quest 2 Remake and it is funny how a couple of NPCs are like "The Prince of Cannock? What a fine lad! He can use sword and magic! Prince of Midenhall though? Absolute fraud. Can't cast a single spell. A fucking loser!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Playing the Dragon Quest 2 Remake and it is funny how a couple of NPCs are like "The Prince of Cannock? What a fine lad! He can use sword and magic! Prince of Midenhall though? Absolute fraud. Can't cast a single spell. A fucking loser!"
Decided to install Linux on my PC yesterday on a whim and the biggest problem so far that makes me want to switch back to Windows so far is not getting my 8bitdo controller to work
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Decided to install Linux on my PC yesterday on a whim and the biggest problem so far that makes me want to switch back to Windows so far is not getting my 8bitdo controller to work
There are probably a various contributing factors why I feel like that this remake was pointless in the end. Not even in the sense that it failed to get the series back and what not. Just that they made almost the same game again with a coat of fresh paint.
Dead Space Remake ⭐️⭐️⭐️
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There are probably a various contributing factors why I feel like that this remake was pointless in the end. Not even in the sense that it failed to get the series back and what not. Just that they made almost the same game again with a coat of fresh paint.
Love that Legends ZA is like "It’s cool living together with Pokemon" during daytime and during night it turns into "murder is legal in this area until the break of dawn"
October 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Love that Legends ZA is like "It’s cool living together with Pokemon" during daytime and during night it turns into "murder is legal in this area until the break of dawn"
Started the Dead Space Remake and survival horror this, survival horror that I think it feels worse to play than the original. Just so sluggish even with increased sensitivity.
Also I felt no benefit to Isaac talking. If anything it dragged out things longer so far.
Also I felt no benefit to Isaac talking. If anything it dragged out things longer so far.
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Started the Dead Space Remake and survival horror this, survival horror that I think it feels worse to play than the original. Just so sluggish even with increased sensitivity.
Also I felt no benefit to Isaac talking. If anything it dragged out things longer so far.
Also I felt no benefit to Isaac talking. If anything it dragged out things longer so far.
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Have not unlocked all weapons yet but so far I only like 1 weapon fully in Hades 2. One other that I think is okay and two I would avoid if given the choice.
Generally feeling whelmed by it. Like it is more Hades which is good and they have some cool ideas but overall so far it is more Hades...
Generally feeling whelmed by it. Like it is more Hades which is good and they have some cool ideas but overall so far it is more Hades...
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Have not unlocked all weapons yet but so far I only like 1 weapon fully in Hades 2. One other that I think is okay and two I would avoid if given the choice.
Generally feeling whelmed by it. Like it is more Hades which is good and they have some cool ideas but overall so far it is more Hades...
Generally feeling whelmed by it. Like it is more Hades which is good and they have some cool ideas but overall so far it is more Hades...