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SurrealSylph
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Final Fantasy obsessed goth.

If you're racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic fuck off.

If you didn't vote for Kamala, I'm not talking to you.
Pinned
Somewhere near downtown LA, no lies told — blue states keep MAGA country afloat. 🔥

“You just keep on using me until you use me up.”
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November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Hey, I don’t like this 😂😂😂🤭🤭🥴🥴
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Trump is pardoning a convicted cartel kingpin, with an ex-president title, while bombing boats in Venezuela in the name of fighting cartels.

We are living in the stupidest era imaginable.
Markwayne Mullin defends Trump pardoning Honduran president who was convicted of drug trafficking: "What the president is doing is always calculated. I haven't had a direct conversation with the president about it, but I do trust his natural reaction and his approach to foreign affairs."
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️

🧵 What happens when survival pushes humans to the unthinkable? In 1609–1610, Jamestown colonists faced famine so severe they turned to cannibalism. Here’s the true story.

Pull up a 🪑(cont)

#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory

nationalpost.com/news/scienti...
Some of America's first settlers turned to cannibalism, 'powdered wife' to survive, scientists say
Smithsonian forensic anthropologist Douglas Owsley said the human remains date back to a deadly winter known as the 'starving time'
nationalpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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"Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!"

Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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End Citizens United.

OR

End America's Constitutional democracy.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Unavoidable conclusion: SCOTUS has put 1 man in America above the law & created a king. Not the first time a case has been decided wrong. The fix for democracy lies, as it did in Dred Scott, with fixing a broken decision. Hopefully this one won’t require a civil war. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Judge Dismisses Georgia Election Interference Case Against Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Both of these photos we're taken this weekend
They are not photoshopped
Joe in Nantucket fighting Cancer
The audacity of Dementia Low Energy Don in Mar-a-LARDO
Always saying Sleepy Joe

Houston
We have a problem
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Amazing.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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It's Sunday so let's give a shout out to Trump & Republicans who are doing the Lord's work of kidnapping & disappearing people, covering up for a pedophile, and blowing up "drug boats," murdering 83 people so far, just like the Bible teaches.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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It's Sunday so let's give a shout out to Trump & Republicans who are doing the Lord's work of kidnapping & disappearing people, covering up for a pedophile, and blowing up "drug boats," murdering 83 people so far, just like the Bible teaches.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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❄️ Sadly, self-harm season is upon us. ❄️ Please stay frosty. ❄️ Someone you know feels very alone right now. ❄️ Listen. ❄️
Jessie J - I'll Never Know Why (Official)
YouTube video by JessieJVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Well... good to know before my winter break trip conference trip... 😩
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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internal CIA battle between its opium smuggling faction and its cocaine smuggling faction
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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When Trump sued me, I fought and won.

I founded Democracy Docket to be independent pro-democracy media that never will never bow down to Trump. Sign-up to support it today. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:

-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor

Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Hegseth: "KILL EVERYBODY!"
"Did you just say to... 'kill... everybody'?"
Hegseth: "FAKE NEWS! You're going to jail now!"
Republicans live on righteous indignation, it's their gasoline.
- They say something, then deny having said it, in the same conversation. Seconds apart.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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There is a place in hell for Pete Hegseth. 😳👇
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Retailers use marketing techniques to get you to spend more, like creating a false sense of urgency or creating artificial discounts. Outsmart the gimmicks with these tips.
4 marketing tricks to not fall for this holiday season
Retailers use marketing techniques to get you to spend more, like creating a false sense of urgency or creating artificial discounts. Outsmart the gimmicks with these tips.
n.pr
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM