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:Danielle Strle
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Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe.

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Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.

It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.

Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.

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November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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“The fact that this can happen to members of the military just steps from the White House serves as a painful reminder that in a country awash with guns, no neighborhood is beyond the reach of this crisis.” - John Feinblatt, president, Everytown for Gun Safety
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Men will literally spend months planning to fake their own death and move to the former Soviet Union with their online Russian girlfriend to abandon their family rather than go to therapy. Like, bro. People died to give you the right to a divorce. Stop being so extra.
The Missing Kayaker
What happened to Ryan Borgwardt?
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.

Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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No contract, no coffee.

We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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It's that time of year again...

🎁A VERY 80s CHRISTMAS🎁 - unlike most public "80s" holiday playlists, this is *actually* music from 1980-1989!

🎄Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oG...

🎅🏻Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

☃️YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Insurance companies are hiring scores of specialists to help their clients protect themselves against climate change.
Insurers Have a New Way to Make Money From Climate Risk
Companies aren’t just paying insurers to backstop them if a disaster strikes, they’re shelling out consulting fees to help prevent losses in the first place.
bloom.bg
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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“Other major cities such as Cape Town, South Africa, Mexico City and Jakarta, Indonesia, as well as parts of California, are also facing day zero scenarios as they sink and run out of water.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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guys guys dont look at The Bad Thing, look at the Magic Eye website instead :

www.magiceye.com
Magic Eye – Home of Magic Eye Inc.
WELCOME TO the magical world of Magic Eye® Creators of the patented Magic Eye 3D illusions that ignited the worldwide 3D craze of the 1990’s About
www.magiceye.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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When our starting pay is this low and our scheduled hours don’t qualify us for benefits, the numbers just don’t add up. Starbucks has a higher CEO-to-worker pay gap than ANY business in the S&P 500. It would cost them less than a single day’s sales to finalize a fair contract!
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I've never gotten over this. Ever. We marked the first year after his murder with a "play-in" event in Chicago. I had the idea for this and I have never forgotten him. You can see some of the photos from the event here: www.facebook.com/media/set/?v...
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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As we get ready to shop for Thanksgiving remember the farm workers who harvest the food. We wouldn't enjoy a #Thanksgiving dinner without their hard work. #WeFeedYou
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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It's a good thing they set aside time to do this, as socialism has permeated every facet of the government, and is an imminent existential threat... no wait, that's fascism
They condemned socialism before fascism
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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The future is now
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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In 1982, a physics joke gone wrong sparked the invention of the emoticon arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
In 1982, a physics joke gone wrong sparked the invention of the emoticon
A simple proposal on a 1982 electronic bulletin board helped sarcasm flourish online.
arstechnica.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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The problem isn't his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. It's that he plotted to abuse his position as the mentor of a grad student by conditioning his support for her work on "romance/sex."

Every report that fails to mention the true offense is failing (again) the student who endured this.
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I ❤️ Benign Cysts!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
one nice thing potentially
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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man we should bring back the pamphlet
Hey historians 🗃️: Do you know of presses that publish short books (around 30K words / 90 pages plus notes)? I have been working on an article project that could easily turn into an great micro-history of that length, but I'm not sure it would make it to the usual full 60-90K words...
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Congratulations to First Amendment Watch at NYU for launching the SLAPP Back Initiative, the first database in the U.S. documenting alleged SLAPPS.

SLAPPS are meritless or malicious legal actions that can financially cripple and ultimately silence critical voices, including journalists.
The SLAPP Back Initiative
The first national database of strategic lawsuits against public participation (SLAPPs) and anti-SLAPP disputes.
slappback.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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that’s an unfortunate Google snippet
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM